Bastardly Fashion Rating: Samaire Armstrong enjoys ice cream @ Pre-Emmys Party



We briefly saw Samaire Armstrong in yesterday's batch as apart of our Lesbian Sex Fantasy with Autumn Reeser for the new season of The OC. Here's more of Samaire and her outfit for you to critique. I'm just trying to imagine if she's the type that licks or bites at her ice cream cone.

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she is the type to swallow then run to the bathroom and puke it back up.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 2:17pm
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She looks 40+ in these pics...Ugly dress, shoes, purse, jewelry....don't these people have people to dress them anymore????

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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That is one creepy neck she has in pic #2

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 3:52pm
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she would look hot with that ice cream smeared all over her face
in a manner that obscured her face from view

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 5:13pm
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This chick is such a raging bitch, I've heard. And she's got shit fashion sense.

Pretty name, though.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 6:31pm
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I don't know why anyone thinks this girl is any sort of big deal looks-wise. Nothing special at all about her face, stupid short haircut, the chest of a 10-year old boy, blah. She does absolutely nothing for me.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 8:38pm
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Yeah, going to have to pass on that. She kinda got Connecticut Lips.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 8:41pm
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She looks very nasty. I wonder how she is in bed.

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 9:12pm
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NOT AS FINE AS SHE LOOKS ON THE OC

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 9:33pm
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Damn I think Kiera Knightly has more at the top!!

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 @ 10:22pm
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I would definitely fuck the girl in the first pic and stick it in her @$$. But then I saw the second pic and it looked like a disgusting older crane or something. I would still have sex with her given the opportunity however but perhaps would refrain from taking pictures with my cell phone afterwards.

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 @ 1:04am
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She looks like Hugh Heffner... Ugh!

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 @ 11:22am
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