Bastardly Fashion Rating: Samaire Armstrong enjoys ice cream @ Pre-Emmys Party
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

We briefly saw Samaire Armstrong in yesterday's batch as apart of our Lesbian Sex Fantasy with Autumn Reeser for the new season of The OC. Here's more of Samaire and her outfit for you to critique. I'm just trying to imagine if she's the type that licks or bites at her ice cream cone.
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she is the type to swallow then run to the bathroom and puke it back up.
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She looks 40+ in these pics...Ugly dress, shoes, purse, jewelry....don't these people have people to dress them anymore????
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That is one creepy neck she has in pic #2
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she would look hot with that ice cream smeared all over her face
in a manner that obscured her face from view
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This chick is such a raging bitch, I've heard. And she's got shit fashion sense.
Pretty name, though.
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I don't know why anyone thinks this girl is any sort of big deal looks-wise. Nothing special at all about her face, stupid short haircut, the chest of a 10-year old boy, blah. She does absolutely nothing for me.
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Yeah, going to have to pass on that. She kinda got Connecticut Lips.
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She looks very nasty. I wonder how she is in bed.
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NOT AS FINE AS SHE LOOKS ON THE OC
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Damn I think Kiera Knightly has more at the top!!
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I would definitely fuck the girl in the first pic and stick it in her @$$. But then I saw the second pic and it looked like a disgusting older crane or something. I would still have sex with her given the opportunity however but perhaps would refrain from taking pictures with my cell phone afterwards.
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She looks like Hugh Heffner... Ugh!
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