Joan & Melissa Rivers Continue to Scare People on the Red Carpet
Monday, August 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Can't someone just send these two to Iraq for a special fashion show assignment to be filmed on the streets of Baghdad...or something?
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that is just SAD!
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I wonder if they're really taken seriously? I am thinking not, though. Poor old Joan Rivers. She used to be funny..... way back in the 70's. What made her get into the ugly world of fashion anyways? Oh well, they're making money, I guess.
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they`re both disasters. the dresses are horrible, the jewelry is hideous & WHAT IS WITH THE SUNGLASSES? this isnt the 70`s geez. if you`re going to an awards show, at least be decent enough to get some nice sunglasses. ewwww overall.
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Joan Rivers is part cockroach and mostly plastic. She will outlive us all...
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BEST TITLE EVER! hahahaaha
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The absolute ugliest of the 'beautiful' people. Rivers has always looked like a werewolf in mid-transformation.
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picture 3 is the hottest thing i have ever seen
i'm so hard i blacked out
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She's hot! I bang that Gilf.
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