Jennifer Love Hewitt - The Bastardly Pre-Emmys Party vs 58th Annual Primetime Emmys Worse Wardrobe Choice Matchup
Monday, August 28th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
Jennifer Love Hewitt has disappointed me too many times in the past with her wardrobe selection for formal events that I really don't know... I have a better time making fun of her doing regular everyday candid things.
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RIDE DAT ASS!!!
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Her ass is about as big as her nose now.
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wow! poor her, she apparently gains all her weight in her butt and thighs.........
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I WONDER IF SHE CAN PREDICT MY DICK UP IN HER ASS!
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wowowowowowow i like jenny
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tap dat assssssss
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Personally i think this year's dress is a horrible choice. Its not young and hip. its a dress a 40 year old should wear. As to her beauty i never thought she was good looking (as candid pics reveal). Her troll years, long nose, and pointed chin always fail to impress me.
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Gawd is Gooodah!
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The new dress doesn't look so flattering in the butt, but good God look at the side boob!
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I may go as far as calling her preggers...the hips and thighs blew up in the last few months...she may have a bun in the oven....
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SHe got dem curves and I'm Lovin em!...she looks nOice!
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badonk
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WOW, she has gained lotsa weight around those hippos! since she doesn't look pregnant, she really should have worn a dress that would camouflouge the girth gain. What ever happened to the little black dress? urrrr, well, I guess it wouldn't look that little on her...
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Don't like the dresses, but her ass looks bigger...not bad, just bigger!! N c'on jen let's c more boob already...nice choice? Your carrer isn't exactly on top of it's game, i think the more publicity the better right now.
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I little junk in the trunk = a little matronly. I hate to see a sexpot crash and burn. It's so uneconomical. The Good Lord doesn't give us so many beautiful people that they can waste themselves. You'll end up like Kirstie Alley if you're not careful, sweet cheeks.
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Donkey...... women typically gain weight in the lower waist area during early pregnancy. This would make sense since the fetus is carried in the uterus, which stretches out of the lower abdominal region during pregnancy, not the ass. Just a thought......... cheers! :-)
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she has great childbearing hips..
has that j.ho booty going
good for you j.love
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this girl is fine. i aint kidding. nice body yo.
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Oh! Spare ME to DEATH! She is so unbelievably OVERRATED! In that formal we get a straight on shot perfect shot of her HARLEY DAVIDSON "Bags," now those can be gotten rid of, but bad legs, fat ankles.
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I think she's still a mamacita, and would do her any day any time, lol...and that's the bottom line.
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