Evangeline Lilly vs. Maria Menounos - A Bastardly Emmys Dress Matchup
Monday, August 28th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours
My personal choice for a fantasy (long) weekend (3 nights) full of Bastardly Lovin' would be Maria Menounos & that's mostly b/c I'm a sucker for extremely sexy women.Now that I'm writing this, it just hit me that the Evangeline Lilly caption makes very little sense. To tell you the truth, I had her confused w/ Jessica Biel. Oopsie. Oh well.
Anyway, sound off on these two chickies.
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Not even close. Evangeline is kind of cute in the face, but if you've seen those bikini picks she has the body of a D-III linebacker. Maria Menounes is the bees knees.
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Evangeline Lilly. Hands down.
Maria Menounos is a wench.
Evangeline is a REAL WOMAN....not some wannabe journalist tart.
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Maria has a nice body , but Evangeline is wayyy prettier!! Plus she's a lot more natural..
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apple to oranges.... apple to oranges........ very sexy oranges.
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um...number 4, maria menounos is greek, not latina.
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Evangeline looked amazing last night, and maria looks like shes going to some funeral for frankenstein
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Maria Menounos wins this one. Even though her personality. . . . . wait there are no hot chicks with good personalities.
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put Evangeline's dress on the other chick...there would be hot...that other dress looks like a poddle cut gone wild!
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I love the lace back on Maria but the collar is just too much. I'll go with Evengeline even though i hate her boring make up and too obious eye liner pencil with no eye shadow to blend with
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Evangeline didn't even get her fucken nails done for the show....This chick threw on a dress and got in her VW and went to the show...Maria looks like she belongs on the red carpet.....she could use some Proactiv though....Diddy may want to help her with that...
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what do maria menounos and frat bos have in common?
POPPED COLLARS.
evangeline wins.
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Did Evie sleep in her hair?
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This shouldn't even be close
1. is not pretty, hot, sexy or even cute
2. why is she even on TV
3. one of the most overrated woman on TV
MARIA, MARIA, MARIA THE GREEK GODDESS
I know she is with that brain dead VIN "I am real tough" DIESEL, but come on MARIA, is far and away SMARTER, PRETTY AND FUCKING SEXIER than Lilly.
I think there should of been less pics of Lilly and way more of MARIA
I like MARIA'S ass better and she is 6X's sexier and hotter
SO GLADE I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY
BRING THE TROOPS HOME
IMPEACH BU$$$H BIN LADIN
WON'T IT BE GREAT.....................SOMEBODY ELSE IN 2008
AL FUCKING GORE IN 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......................PLEASE
GO PATRIOTS...............SUPER BOWL XLI BABY!!!!!!!!!
PUT JIM RICE IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME
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Evangeline doesn't smile like the Chesire Cat? Lol fucking funniest thing I've seen in a while, pure gold.
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Oops sorry about that. We don't get enough Greeks out here in the Northwest to develop a discerning eye for it. :-S
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what guy notices girls nails when shes in a dress and looking extremly hot, evangeline wins the other 1s a loser
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evangeline.
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Whoever that pratt Maria is, she is a fucking twatty artificial loser. She is so fake, and just because she spent hours on her hair and nails being vain, doesn't mean she's superior to Evangeline. That just means it takes A LOT of time for Maria to look even half decent.
Evangeline is one of the most beautiful women alive today and you can tell she doesn't need to make much effort to look amazingly gorgeous. She doesn't need to paint her nails, she doesn't need to wear a stupid twatty hairband and a ponytail to look good. She's stunning without loads of jewellery and lace and hideous collars.
Evangeline is natural and gorgeous and wins hands down. In fact, there was no point comaring the two in the first place, Maria doesn't deserve to be compared to Evangeline.
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maria is the hotter of the two by a long shot. the dress could have been better mind you, but with those curves and those eyes,she's beautiful while evangeline with her slightly stringy hair comes across as any average cute chick in need of a brush.
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apples to oranges i agree. the lilly whoever she is seems like she took alot less effort and that other one (no offense) looks like a silly clown. that head band thing looks crazy and she just looks clownish to me.
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Evangeline Lilly
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Maria Menounos hands down. She is IN PROPORTION.
Have you seen the LEGS on Evangeline Lilly ? TRULY awful, and her feet are so big she looks like a clown.
The top half of her body is slim and toned. The bottom half is FAT and SHORT !
NO WONDER we never get to see the whole of her on Lost.
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Um, #3, are we looking at the same person?!?
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They are both beautiful women. But Maria Menounos' dress with all that jewlery seems too busy. There is that colar and the lacy design, and the ruffles...and then there is jewlery and a head band...which isn't holding back any hair since her hair is pushed into a pony tail. A pony tail to me is too casual when juxstaposed with the lacy colared dress. The most beautiful thing on Ms. Menounos' outfit is that bracelet! its gorgeous.
Evangeline Lilly exudes her laid back personality in a a very formal dress. Purple is befitting to her complection. And she isn't wearing equally compeating jewlery. The only problem is her hair...it's too simple. She is always seen with her hair down. This is the emmys! she should have had done something to her hair....maybe give herself bangs...or an angle cut would be nice.
My grammer...and speeling is HORRIBLE. sorry. lol.
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i like maria, she looks awesome!!!! but i think evangeline is really pretty as well :)
have a great day guys! :)
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They are both very hot.
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ouch.
bank, did you really have to take a shot @ ALL hot chicks in the world?
Not cool, man.
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Yeah, Evangeline has a pretty face, but her body isn't all that hot. She lacks the curves. I like her dress in these pics.
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"maria looks like shes going to some funeral for frankenstein"
hah. I was trying to pin her outfit down too...good work, mags!
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Evangeline has a man's body. Score another one for the Latinas.
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evangeline looks nice and doesn't smile like the cheshire cat, therefore she is hotter.
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ooooooooooo, I love Evangeline, gorgeous!!!!! Maria's pretty, but doesn't do it for me.
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Evangeline Lilly's feet are HUGE!!!!!!! she must atleast be a size 11
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EVANGELINE LILLY DEFINITELY.
SHE HAS THE MOST GORGEOUS EYES, PLUS SHE'S STUNNINGLY HOT! I LOVE HER FIRM ASS.
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