she's got that "Twiggy" vibe goin' on. Much better than yesterday's pics...so she is one that needs layers of makeup and photoshop to look hot anymore?...and what's with the "little girl" voice she is all into using during the teen choice interview? very OFF...she is beautiful but she needs to get off herself and into the real world...stars fall off their high horse all the time...so...when is Miss Jessica going to fall? or Has she fallen already?
hey angelshit, shut up. Why do you horse faced chicks need to come after a woman who obviously is a whole lot prettier than you. Is it because she can have any man or woman she wants? If I sound a bit defensive about the whole matter it is only because I dedicate an obsurd amount of time stalking Jessica, and also mowing her lawn and trimming her bushes...sure I am one out 10 who are on actual landscaping crews, but hell I stare the hardest god damn it!
Man JA, she is gorgeous, i would take out a 2nd mortage on my home to hit that again, and again, and again, and again, and again.....you get the point.
again haters, if all you can muster is take a nap and pity then its no wonder that you two could hate what is perfect. No wonder both your mothers scared your foreheads with coat hangers in an ill atempt of an abortion.
what's with the severe looking hair-do?
not an interesting photoshoot. the alba is taking a tumble. that's what happens when you're nasty to your fans a la Cameron Diaz. Get over yourself!
She was hot. She was fucking gorgeous. But man she's lost so much weight. Her face is so gaunt and she really doesn't have the curves that made her so sexy in the first place. She's just a stick.
Her face is way too long she reminds me of Iggy Pop. Her body is o.k. And so what if we want to post mean things about her we have a right to express our opinion even if its negative. You men who say you think she's hot who want to hit it. You make me want to laugh out loud she sure as hell would never let any of you touch her. And she doesnt find any of you hot.
I guess it must suck to be ass ugly and have ppl as insanely hot as Jessica Alba walking around making tongues wag eh JJ? Maybe one gets used to being a hater..
I don't like the hair. The last pic looks a bit "dikeish". I don't understand why they would go the androgenous route with such a clearly beautiful young woman.
You're an insanely petulant fool for getting upset over some petty comments left on a blog. Even if you were to fill the internet with your glowing adulation of Alba she still wouldn't give you a second of her day...
Be bastardly - the bitchier the better
I guess it must suck to be a horny man lusting after jessica alba pics. And coming to bastardly. I bet you masturbate all day and all night to this ugly lady. Gross how pathetic what a loser you are. I fuck a nice looking rich man who cant stand jessica alba. I make him laugh everytime i talk about her. He tells me how beautiful it makes me look. and how thankful he's with me instead of ugly alba.
I call bull shit, you are probably a fat bitch that gives gummers to old rich fucks. Otherwise you wouldnt be a hater, You would be able to relate. Oh and thats why dont we see your ass in movies and TV. HOT GIRL pssssshhh! Will we see you on bastardly of the day HOT GIRL ?
There are a ton of beautiful women about there who dont want to be famous, so I dont even want to relate to Alba. I Like my privacy and doesn't the truth just hurt you sad, pathetic, ugly men.
Women are humourous, especially the ones who are ugly as fuck and are in deep denial about how ugly they are. Some of them are so ugly that they have to make lame attempts at downplaying the extreme hottness of other women on blogs. If only all women looked like Hotgirl and JJ then the world would be a better place and then you guys wouldn't have to hate so much. Ain't that about right Hotgirl and JJ?
Hotgirl is probably some 400lb fat guy, sitting in 3 day old underware,sweating & wheezing over his keyboard , trying to remember where he left his chicken wings & bag of boyscout briefs. Pass the bluecheese Tiny.
annoying Pest...meet me at Columbus Circle nyc...Look out for a young mid-20, tall (5'9"), slim, brunette, green eyes in a suit and heels (im at work so yeah boring office attire)...
You? You'd be easy to spot - portly, baldheaded, pot bellied pig with white froth spitting from the side of his mouth... I wouldn't even glance your way...At least on here you're pathetically entertaining :)
So men on here can spew their hatred if they don't like certain women's pictures. They can be obscenely cynical and write vulgar things and that's ok with you but when us women rip on other women (in far less vile language) you go hysterical..double standard
LOL, young mid-20 tall girl? Probably with a hairlip and one eye that points away from the other...get lost, or get on your lesbo girlfriend. I am sure you have both sex organs anyway, so no partner needed!! Woo hoo!
JESSICA ALBA IS A TOTAL STUCK UP BITCH (as you would be if you looked like that)
BUT SHE HAS LET THE WHOLE STAR POWER THING GO TO HER HEAD!!
SHe tries to act all down-to-earth, but she is a total snooty-bitch diva!!
You don't have all that much talent Jessica A so change your attitude. It is the regular people that make or break you as a star!!
Dammint! I'm # 36th? WTF!!?! Oh yeah I was going to say, oh guess what, oh yeah,..........Jessica Alba is ass spanking HOT! Where fore art thou Jessica? Your Rocoje needs you NOW!! Baaayyaaaammmm!!
I wouldn't worry about that 'toothpick' look anymore..being pregnant this SNOOTY bitch-and yea she IS a snooty bitch!- is going to look like a damn balloon. LOL
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Mmmm....Jessica....Hot. I'd hit it and hit it and hit it...
she's got that "Twiggy" vibe goin' on. Much better than yesterday's pics...so she is one that needs layers of makeup and photoshop to look hot anymore?...and what's with the "little girl" voice she is all into using during the teen choice interview? very OFF...she is beautiful but she needs to get off herself and into the real world...stars fall off their high horse all the time...so...when is Miss Jessica going to fall? or Has she fallen already?
hey angelshit, shut up. Why do you horse faced chicks need to come after a woman who obviously is a whole lot prettier than you. Is it because she can have any man or woman she wants? If I sound a bit defensive about the whole matter it is only because I dedicate an obsurd amount of time stalking Jessica, and also mowing her lawn and trimming her bushes...sure I am one out 10 who are on actual landscaping crews, but hell I stare the hardest god damn it!
hey fagnum...and that is all you are good for...landscaping her lawn...fuckin' pity party...over there!
Man JA, she is gorgeous, i would take out a 2nd mortage on my home to hit that again, and again, and again, and again, and again.....you get the point.
She has been looking like a toothpick lately! She looked so good on Dark Angel!
I'll mow her front lawn & water down her back. I'll even do a little "seeding" if she needs it.
again haters, if all you can muster is take a nap and pity then its no wonder that you two could hate what is perfect. No wonder both your mothers scared your foreheads with coat hangers in an ill atempt of an abortion.
what's with the severe looking hair-do?
not an interesting photoshoot. the alba is taking a tumble. that's what happens when you're nasty to your fans a la Cameron Diaz. Get over yourself!
She was hot. She was fucking gorgeous. But man she's lost so much weight. Her face is so gaunt and she really doesn't have the curves that made her so sexy in the first place. She's just a stick.
The slicked back hair reminds me of Annie Lennox, and that's NOT a good thing........ what is happening to this girl??!
yup..just another dumb bitch taking up residence in Anorexic-ville
she looks freaking gorgeous as usual but she has lost a lil bit too much weight.. like a few months ago she was perfect
My goodness. She must have awful back problems.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
She used to look waaaaaayyy better back in dem Dark Angel dayz. I'm gettin so fuckin sick n tired of girls gettin' all fuckin skinny. SHIT IS NOT HOT.
Her face is way too long she reminds me of Iggy Pop. Her body is o.k. And so what if we want to post mean things about her we have a right to express our opinion even if its negative. You men who say you think she's hot who want to hit it. You make me want to laugh out loud she sure as hell would never let any of you touch her. And she doesnt find any of you hot.
she needs to take a page out of shanon elizableth's book and get naked
I guess it must suck to be ass ugly and have ppl as insanely hot as Jessica Alba walking around making tongues wag eh JJ? Maybe one gets used to being a hater..
I don't like the hair. The last pic looks a bit "dikeish". I don't understand why they would go the androgenous route with such a clearly beautiful young woman.
You're an insanely petulant fool for getting upset over some petty comments left on a blog. Even if you were to fill the internet with your glowing adulation of Alba she still wouldn't give you a second of her day...
Be bastardly - the bitchier the better
Hot as fork !!! She could be poking through a garbage bag and still be hot ! Im with Joe Iwould hit that shit alll day !
I guess it must suck to be a horny man lusting after jessica alba pics. And coming to bastardly. I bet you masturbate all day and all night to this ugly lady. Gross how pathetic what a loser you are. I fuck a nice looking rich man who cant stand jessica alba. I make him laugh everytime i talk about her. He tells me how beautiful it makes me look. and how thankful he's with me instead of ugly alba.
Too skinny, losing all curves that represent a woman.
I call bull shit, you are probably a fat bitch that gives gummers to old rich fucks. Otherwise you wouldnt be a hater, You would be able to relate. Oh and thats why dont we see your ass in movies and TV. HOT GIRL pssssshhh! Will we see you on bastardly of the day HOT GIRL ?
There are a ton of beautiful women about there who dont want to be famous, so I dont even want to relate to Alba. I Like my privacy and doesn't the truth just hurt you sad, pathetic, ugly men.
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Women are humourous, especially the ones who are ugly as fuck and are in deep denial about how ugly they are. Some of them are so ugly that they have to make lame attempts at downplaying the extreme hottness of other women on blogs. If only all women looked like Hotgirl and JJ then the world would be a better place and then you guys wouldn't have to hate so much. Ain't that about right Hotgirl and JJ?
Hotgirl is probably some 400lb fat guy, sitting in 3 day old underware,sweating & wheezing over his keyboard , trying to remember where he left his chicken wings & bag of boyscout briefs. Pass the bluecheese Tiny.
annoying Pest...meet me at Columbus Circle nyc...Look out for a young mid-20, tall (5'9"), slim, brunette, green eyes in a suit and heels (im at work so yeah boring office attire)...
You? You'd be easy to spot - portly, baldheaded, pot bellied pig with white froth spitting from the side of his mouth... I wouldn't even glance your way...At least on here you're pathetically entertaining :)
So men on here can spew their hatred if they don't like certain women's pictures. They can be obscenely cynical and write vulgar things and that's ok with you but when us women rip on other women (in far less vile language) you go hysterical..double standard
These comments bore me.
LOL, young mid-20 tall girl? Probably with a hairlip and one eye that points away from the other...get lost, or get on your lesbo girlfriend. I am sure you have both sex organs anyway, so no partner needed!! Woo hoo!
JESSICA ALBA IS A TOTAL STUCK UP BITCH (as you would be if you looked like that)
BUT SHE HAS LET THE WHOLE STAR POWER THING GO TO HER HEAD!!
SHe tries to act all down-to-earth, but she is a total snooty-bitch diva!!
You don't have all that much talent Jessica A so change your attitude. It is the regular people that make or break you as a star!!
good one JJ...hey gayboy...don't let us keep you from the excitement of your life or anything...if you're so bored...go find a lay or something...
Dammint! I'm # 36th? WTF!!?! Oh yeah I was going to say, oh guess what, oh yeah,..........Jessica Alba is ass spanking HOT! Where fore art thou Jessica? Your Rocoje needs you NOW!! Baaayyaaaammmm!!
She is very dry and hard. i noe that is a weird way to put things but she reminds me of a tree bark..
i have nothing agst being skinny but i guess she really looked so much better a few months back. now yawn yawn.
is it just me or can anyone relate to "DUMB" being the only word 2 describe her?
I hate the way she does that dumb pose throwing her hips to the side. She looks preety stupid doing it.
looks an airbrushed mexican to me.
heyy
Jessica Alba looks really weird in these pics
she looked better in the other photoshoots
shez pretty and all
buh okk i've seen a pic of her without makeup!
and taht was SCARY!
it didnt look like her
i was like Whoaa
even adriana lima (my favvv model) looks NASTY without makeup!
its all
Photoshop*
Makeup*
Lighting*
shez still pretty buh not as pretty as Adriana Lima
or any other normal girl:)
sorry, she looks so dumb here. jj!!! love you woman!! whats up ? :)
I wouldn't worry about that 'toothpick' look anymore..being pregnant this SNOOTY bitch-and yea she IS a snooty bitch!- is going to look like a damn balloon. LOL
Go back to bed Magnum... You need a nap.
speechless...(too much hotness)
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