18 Scandalous Comments

what's with the boots?? and even i know she needs to tuck in those pant legs....

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 7:48am

Those boots look mad retarted!!!!

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 9:15am

Half the fun of buy is bringing in the stuff.. yeah!?

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 9:35am

she's not being annoying here...good going Eva - haul it up!

those boots..ehhh

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 10:10am

Eva, honey please. Uggs (or anything resembling them) were so two (THREE) winters ago.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 10:13am

I live in LA an Uggs are still a big deal here. I hate them, but most people here love them.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 11:15am

..they are so four years ago in nyc/nj

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 11:21am

fucked up boots

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 11:30am

first of all, its the middle of august. only a moron would wear winter boots in scorching LA heat. frankly, she's an overrated rat-faced midget. i'd still hit it, though.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 11:45am

It might take a little more than a few bottles of smartwater, Eva Longoria

At least Eva Longoria seems to know the value of hydration. Oh, and carrying her own bulk items. But not so much to leave the Uggs at home. [Source]...

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 12:19pm

rat faced is right.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 2:28pm

Everybody is missing the "Smart Water" jokes. And the fact she's carrying it upside down.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 6:18pm

hahah its funny, here in Australia we dont even wear uggs anymore, actually since maybe 4 years ago...

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 9:47pm

Gross. I never liked uggs. But they're still big here too. I have yet to find out why?

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006 @ 2:39am

Oh for goodness sake. The Smartwater is for a burglary system, used in the UK and increasingly used in the US. As for the Uggs, who cares? She'd look silly hauling that stuff in high heels.

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006 @ 8:56am

[...] Thank You Eva LongWHORIA for Doing My Job! I don’t even need to tell a joke and I thank her for that! [The Bastardly] [...]

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 9:52pm

That's a lot of fucken water....

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 11:31am

first of all, its the middle of august. only a moron would wear winter boots in scorching LA heat. frankly, she's an overrated rat-faced midget. i'd still hit it, though.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 11:44am

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