Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria carries her own groceries!
Posted on Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 7:28am by Jackson

You'd expect such a "diva" like Eva Longoria to hire some cheap labor to carry her groceries in for her.. but NO!! she shows her human side... hmm, wonder how her arms are so strong???
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what's with the boots?? and even i know she needs to tuck in those pant legs....
Those boots look mad retarted!!!!
Half the fun of buy is bringing in the stuff.. yeah!?
she's not being annoying here...good going Eva - haul it up!
those boots..ehhh
Eva, honey please. Uggs (or anything resembling them) were so two (THREE) winters ago.
I live in LA an Uggs are still a big deal here. I hate them, but most people here love them.
..they are so four years ago in nyc/nj
fucked up boots
first of all, its the middle of august. only a moron would wear winter boots in scorching LA heat. frankly, she's an overrated rat-faced midget. i'd still hit it, though.
It might take a little more than a few bottles of smartwater, Eva Longoria
At least Eva Longoria seems to know the value of hydration. Oh, and carrying her own bulk items. But not so much to leave the Uggs at home. [Source]...
rat faced is right.
Everybody is missing the "Smart Water" jokes. And the fact she's carrying it upside down.
hahah its funny, here in Australia we dont even wear uggs anymore, actually since maybe 4 years ago...
Gross. I never liked uggs. But they're still big here too. I have yet to find out why?
Oh for goodness sake. The Smartwater is for a burglary system, used in the UK and increasingly used in the US. As for the Uggs, who cares? She'd look silly hauling that stuff in high heels.
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That's a lot of fucken water....
first of all, its the middle of august. only a moron would wear winter boots in scorching LA heat. frankly, she's an overrated rat-faced midget. i'd still hit it, though.
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