Bastardly Breaking News! Rihanna is the lightest at the beach!
Posted on Friday, August 18th, 2006 @ 2:00pm by Jackson

Rihanna went back to her native Barbados and we now see that she's actually has no color to her skin compared to everyone else. She's probably spending all her time in the city having sex on the down low with Jay-Z. Respect.
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It looks like her thigh is the same thickness all the way down to her ankle....she's going to be giving Raven a run for her money in a year or so....
yeah, holy shit, she has like thunder thighs. they're so fucking enormous compared to the rest of her body.
girl's got booty...
I can't stand her singing in her whining nasal voice ... ugh..my ears bleed
I think she looks fine ...you guys are crazy.
the reason her legs look the same width all the way down is because this poor girl has NO definition....... no butt, thigh, teardrop, shin, or calf definition.
I like her a little chunky, thats more of her for me to eat
That's why I'll hit it right now!! DAAAAYEEMMM! The girl is frickin' cute. Hit it before everything droops! BAAAYYYAAAAMMM!!!
"Hit it before everything droops! BAAAYYYAAAAMMM!!!"
Rocoje, I cosign that! LOL! HAHAHAHA!
Word. She is mad thick, but it is not a fat thick. That is what people don't understand! Raven is fat thick, but Rhihanna is a firm thick! Get it right y'all !!!!!
Awful!
You guys are so right! What a fucking cow. What does she weigh--350? 400? Those giant-ass thighs alone must be a good 175. I hope she gets an eating disorder soon because GROSS.
don't fuck her if you don't want to...
She has a nice body and she can easily cover her imperfections(if she has any) with the right clothes.Her butt looks good.no cellulite and shit.It's just big.so what?does it hurt you?
She doesn't do it for me. I'm glad some like her because everyone deserves to get some sometimes. Next.
it makes me feel good to know that i look like rihanna or better in a bathing suit :)
after reviewing the pictures...i can honestly say i look BETTER at the beach than rihanna. bigger chest, bigger butt, small waist. im feeling real good right now :) wheres my recording contract :)
Jess, Glad you feel good about yourself!
pray tell..who does it for you then anal? :)
nice handle jess...
have a bangin' weekend people... heading to nyc for a rockin' time. 420 anyone? so glad the week is over
jess is DRUNK at work, why do you link to your MySpace but then set your profile to private? I want a look at your sexy figure 8.
Yo, 420!!! Have fun in NYC.
She looks hot.....Better than Lindsay, Nicole or Beyonce.!!!!
she's cute, but there's no denying that she wouldn't benefit from a 10 pound weight loss and 4-5 workouts a week. She looks about 10 pounds away from fat. I'm all for the "thick chick" movement (being that I'm slightly thick myself) but I WORK THAT MESS OUT... she's so pretty, but she can be "fine and pretty" a la Kelis, if she ran a lil bit.
Instead of the term 'stems', the word 'trunks' come to mind in looking at these photos. That said, Rihanna's legs aren't that awful, but I still wouldn't want to see her in a skirt.
Instead of the term 'stems', the word 'trunks' comes to mind in looking at these photos. That said, Rihanna's legs aren't that awful, but I still wouldn't want to see her in a skirt.
She looks fine, but dang her nose is w i d e
She looks albino compared to the other people here
She has the legs of a man. Fcking awful to look at.
She has the most ugly nose! No thanks.
crazyguy
You guys are so right! What a fucking cow. What does she weigh–350? 400? Those giant-ass thighs alone must be a good 175. I hope she gets an eating disorder soon because GROSS
WHAT??!!! shes NOT fat at ALL, come on, seriously!!! a little on the thick side, but the girl dosent realy have very much definition, as lilyspryte said, but she is NOT fat, and i hightly DOUBT she weighs more than 130-140 at the most!!! i mean, im 5 feet tall ( go ahead and laugh!! irish girls are as small as leprochauns;) ) and i weigh around 108-111, and im lucky for my small-ish curves ( thanks, swedish mommy!! ), but im in NO WAY anorexic, and rhianna, in my opinion, is sexy. i like her body!!! i like mine better ONLY because of my definition, but let me just say THIS about that--- i workout 7 days a week and also work at a pre school 5 days a week from 730-630 so yeah, i get my excersise!!
im not trying to be an asshole crazyguy, but are you joking? seriously, i cant see whats FAT about her!!!! shes slimmer than MANY girls out there who think they can get away with smaller bikinis than that!!!
ok, sorry guys, i didnt mean to rant!!!
and im really not trying to be an asshole, i just cant beleve anyone would think that little thing weighs as much as a giant!!!
a little help?
analsleaze
Hmmmm, well maybe jj you could bend over the couch for some pleasure.
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Anal..what is with you and the damn couch? ..how about over the sink? the washing machine? holding on to the treadmill handle bars? up against the wall?
give me some variations dude...
Hurricane...
420 is cool..I'm not a heavy user. More of a weekend thing. Good to kick back and have some FUN...Heightens the mood for everything..
analsleaze, you love to bend it over the couch ;)
FUCK THIS!!! RHIANNA IS PRETTY FINE!! SHE AINT FAT BY ANY MEANS, LOOK AT HER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
AWW YJJ IS A PRE SCHOOL TEACHER! IS THAT STRESSFUL, JEALOUS? I DONT KNOW IF I COULD TUNE OUT THE SCREAMING OR THE SMELL OF VOMIT AND MARTIAN BABY POO LOL. IM NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU JEALOUS I THINK ITS SWEET.
ONE THING. ARE YOU A YOUNG CUTE PRE SCHOOL TEACHER OR AN OLD CROTCHETY ONE? LOL YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWER I THINK I KNOW. ILL BET MONEY YOUR A YOUNG HOT THING RUNNIN AFTER KNACKERED 3 YEAR OLDS AND THEIR DADS ALL WANT TO BEND YOU OVER THE COUCH!! LOL!
Hurricane...its cuz my exbf is having a hard time with our breakup and he'd drive himself crazy if he could see my page...
Rihanna is beautiful and built like a curvy woman. You guys definition of beauty is stick, boy like bitches with straight greasy hair that sheds everywhere and pale, pasty and nasty skin where they look like albinos because you know white people are true albinos. Don't hate on a pretty black girl you stupid jealous crackas!
Gross!!! Beonce has nothing to worry about.....Ewww. Fat pig with a fug face.
oh. come on ppl... if you think this girl is fat, then what would you say about beyonce? her thighs and ass are three times bigger then rihannas.
Damn... and I thought South Carolina negroes were black.
At least she won't drown with that lifesaving forehead.
Being next to those jungle-beasts makes her almost look attractive. She's still an ape, but at least she's not a throwback to the blackest specimens of the wild!
DAMN!!! JEALOUS YOUR A SWEETHEART. THE KIDS ARE LUCKY TO HAVE A TEACHER LIKE YOU I REMEBER MY OLD NURSREY SCHOOL TEACHER WAS AN OLD IRRITABLE WOMAN N SHE TOOK AWAY MY SNACK!!!!
WORKIN WITH 5 YEAR OLDS MAKES YOU FEEL AT HOME?? DAMN, BABY, BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART.
RHIANNA IS FINE AS FUCK AND HER EYES ARE LIKE EYES OF A GODDESS
she isnt fat at all..she just has cankles.. (calf/ankles dont know where one begins the other ends) but she is certainly not fat. Shes got a great body shes nly 18 i think?
shes very healthy looking.
gilmore is right shes just a dum stupid nigger with fat legs huge belly and a fat black ass! that ugly skank wishes she looked like me and all the real americans in this world! ewwww yourjust jealous is just a fucking slut with nothing to do with her life and shes a stupid dyke with a hairy cunt and she wishes she was as hot as i am that dirty fucking 2 bit mic. fuck you your just jealous your jealous of me and my money and my brains! you dont have any of those things you stupid dyke slut
and analsleaze what the fuck kind of name is that? anal sex is WRONG! its illegal and the bible forbids it so you stupid slutty fags are going to hell and ill laugh when you all catch aids you ugly fucking fags!!! your just jealous is a mic big ugly dumb swede and vito is a fucking greasy wop and gilmore yeats it my friend!
SHE LOOKS SO HOT!! WTF ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A REAL WOMAN WITH CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!!
ALL YOU FAGS WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO THE SUPER SKINNY 10yr OLD BOY LOOK ARE SO GAY!! ANY GUY WHO SAYS THAT RHIANNA DOESN'T HAVE A HOT BODY IS F*#KED IN THE HEAD!! I hate her nasal singing to, but i am a girl & i say she is SEXY!!
id love to stick my tongue inbetween those beautiful ass cheeks and then sniff her asshole
question ashley even though it truly is poinless being that you are a natural born beast but,how do you go from calling someone a stupid nigger and sounding nothing but hellbound yourself to saying someone else is hellbound?does someone like you actually believe in God?what an interesting God you have.
She has no shape to her body, it's like a big blob of ugly formed play dough.....Beonce has meat but it's very well formed to flatter her sexy curves..Rihanna is just gross.
satan's angel you said it!!! shes so pretty!!! and vitos right shes got SUCH beautiful eyes!!! i have hazel....boring!!! i wish my eyes looked like hers!!!
and YES (# 50 ) ashTRAY is just a sorry, sad sodding little twit with nothing to do but hate. i dont like that word, "hate".......
ashTRAY say one more thing about vito being italian, or ME being irish, and we WILL take action!!!! your mother/cousin/aunt/grandmother shoulda aborted you when they had the chance. '
and leave analsleaze alone, hes the best!!!!!!!
oh, i feel like im wasting my energy on this little asswipe. i have to be at work in 20 mins.....
have a great day everyone! :)
ewww i hate you your just jealous and no ones jealous of you you ugly hairty dyke kike wop chink tomatoe picker lover and i bet your as fat as a fucking house too.
go fuck yourself and catch aids and vito your a stupid rude faggot with nothing better to do with you life. none of you contribute to society and i believe in god and none of you asshole immigrints do!!!!! god hates immigrints!!!!! fuck you all and get aids!!! you deserve it!!!!
i bet youve had a million abortions your just jealous because your a nasty slut ho!!!! god hates you and everyone in this room!!! fuck ALL OF YOU YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!!!
ok now your playing with fire bitch. NO im not a fire crotch ( blonde everywhere, unlike YOU you sad little piece of shit.
ASHTRAY, find some other site to annoy people and go fuck yourself. a million abortions!!!! rrrrriiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhht.....and speaking of wich, i cant believe YOUR mother/cousin/aunt didnt abort you when she had the fucking chance.
/ wish / was YOU???????? now THATS classic.... no thanks, even if you DID live in malibu near striesand, id rather have a root canal done with no anesthesia, no novacaine, and with fucking tap dancers in the backround than EVER want to even CONCIEVE of being ANYTHING like you, you tired, sad little racist shitsmear.
Assley, Gilmoe "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COUSIN FUCKERS"!
WHO IS THIS RIHANNA OR BEYONCE
what's with that freaking ashley assholey?some people act so righteous,i bet she done had like 12 babies by her stepdad already!this is all in good fun,if u wanna hate go find some racist haters site or somethin'!now on the topic...rihanna need some gym!ASAP!at least she was smart to cover up the forehead this time.....
K to the izzay, shes a fucking piece of racist shit, ashtray, asshole, whatever you want to call IT
i dont see any thunger thighs or nothing man. she got a bangin body. it's pretty nice
yo.
Hey hatters,
U guys r so fucking full of shit; talking about thunder legs and i'm sure the bitch that is next to u got thighs to supply the entire fuckin KFC around the world. anyone of u mother fuckers get one small glimpse of a chance u will b licking up that fucking pussy so much she will have to get a fucking restraining order to get u mother fucker off that cunt. Stop fucking hatin' ang go watch the bitch at your side that u said I DO to.
Peace Out.
I have one question to ask...............
Has anybody ever seen Beyonce without make-up? Uh oh .... I thought so!
So until u do. relax with the snide comments.
I did... once in Vibe magazine.
Rihanna bleaches her skin too much
In "PON DE REPLAY" she was even half fair... and then all of a sudden she white!...in six months...this bitch is obsess with becoming white, she's even whiter that beyonce and beyonce's been in America all her Life! So wat's this bitch trying to pull thinking shes white. What a nasty whore!
nikki who gives a fuck about bleaching..............................
didn't u bleach your pussy de other day
all black women bleach .............. bitch
All that bleachin and she's still uglier and blacker than sin. Why do black women with light skin always think they are so hot. They are the most ugliest women on the planet. And she has a fat ugly body a big stinky ass. I dont want a big butt they sagg and develop cellulite. Yes Rihanna is definately ugly.
"Fuckit
Hey hatters,
U guys r so fucking full of shit; talking about thunder legs and i’m sure the bitch that is next to u got thighs to supply the entire fuckin KFC around the world. anyone of u mother fuckers get one small glimpse of a chance u will b licking up that fucking pussy so much she will have to get a fucking restraining order to get u mother fucker off that cunt. Stop fucking hatin’ ang go watch the bitch at your side that u said I DO to.
Peace Out."
thank you
Im not hatin' or nothin'.But she jus be tryna stick her ass out so it could look like she got some junk in her trunk!
the girl is firm and shaped like so many non white women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I must say in hollywood you have to be close to perfect and the standards are white beauty. She decided she wanted to be a singer so now she has to deal with the stupid stuff that comes along with it. she did lose weight from her recent pictures. My advice is make that money and fuck the jennifer aniston want to be haters!!!!!!!!!!
AINT NUTHIN WRONG WIT RIHANNA I LIKE HER FUCK BEYOCE HER CRYBABY ASS
SHE NEED TO JUST MOVE ON!!
Ya'll are FUCKED......Rihanna is fine. Imagine if your face was up their...ppl would be dissin you too....Empathy motherfuckers, empathy.
How fucking gross eating her disgusting gross ass ugly black pussy. Each pussy flap probably weigh's about a ton and smells like dead fish. And its probably covered with scabs.
nasty nigger, nasty nigger, nasty black nigger
What the fuck are you talking about "white beauty"? White beauty per the media...blonde hair, outrageously tanned skin, blue eyes, tons of makeup, stick thin, lip injections, huge teeth, breast implants???
I'll take Rihanna over that any day. She has that pretty skin color without the premature aging from the baked blonde chicks.
Face it, her body structure may not be hollywood "perfect" but she would be a MUCH more enjoyable fuck than any Tara Elizabeth Conner, Karolina Kurkova, Brittany Murphy, Olsen Twin, or any twig(olsen)/branch(Alessandra Ambrosio) for that matter...
Give me a girl like Rihanna, or a bollywood chick, or a natural skinned white girl with a nice body.
Look at these blondes in ten years versus whatever I just stated in 10 years...
Hey did you know I heard Rihana was like not even 18 yet I thought she was 30. You say white women age Rihana looks older than Pam Anderson who is 40 oh and think whitney houston and Janet jackson and the long face Vivica Fox all of those women have aged horribly. Lets see demi moore, Kylie Minogue, Sophia Loren and yes Sophia Loren is italian and that means she's white. Kim Basinger too. all those woman look very great. Black women age ways faster than white women. Guess what the garbage about black women and not aging is a complete bogus lie just open your eyes and look around. Also Vanessa williams aged really badly too. I dont know where these lies get started from but you should just give it up no one is gonna buy it.
YOU ANIMALS ARE JUST HATING ON HER. POST YA OWN PICS AND LET SEE HOW HIDEOUS YA LOOK. 800POUNDS, UGLY ASSES WITH NO FIGURE AT ALL. THE GURL DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, SHE LOOKS GREAT! STOP THE HATING, SHE'S MAKING HER MILLIONS! GET A LIFE HATERS!!! YEAH, GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
i think she looks great here, if she didnt have thatnnose she would be great, thank heaven she wore a hat here, the ten_head is illegal.
all them gorillas make her look good here. is like lots of jay_Z's just mooinw about.
and that black chick next to her is just a baked cake skin eeekkk
dont get me wrong but her body is actually fine, she is tight
u really r some sick fucks. rihanna is a very sweet girl. u guys must have been watching 2 much nip tuck on telly lately... would love 2 c what ugly donkeys some of u bastards r banging... seriously, this is not even debatable anymore. we can always argue that some girl is not ur type, but 2 say that a girl like rihanna is ugly, or got fat legs??? that's just ridiculous.
To all the ignorant people on this site, Barbados does not only have "negro" people. It is a mixed society consisting primarily of blacks, but also whites, indians and chinese although these races are not represented here. We also have black people of all complexions ooh and everyone looks darker when they spend all day on the beach... DUUH!
Rihanna looks pale because she is half white! Also Rihanna may appear heavier on the bottom, but she has the same body type as Beyonce. She isn't fat and she certainly isn't ugly... how many people on this site are covergirls? how many got nike, secret, cell phone deals? Don't hate on the girl, she is young and talented and has the potential to outshine Beyonce when she gets that old...
well, personaly i find rihanna very very fine
People come in all shades no matter the race people. White people vary in skin tone, personally I'm quite pale, while my friend is very tanned (not fake hehe) and that's in England and as u know we have like a month of sunshine max.
ASnyway its the same with other races too, there are plenty of asian and black people with varying tones of skin, some lighter than others.
However in rhianna's case, she's also lighter than the others because she's mixed race, her dad's irish.
al of use are just jealous becouse rihanna is so buff and pretty like omd and beyonce is alright but bo com pare to rihanna losers and about some of use looke better then rihanna ure all maddddddddddddd!I BET URE all uglier then her haterz and plus she does better music then beyonce all of rihanna songs are great these dais beyonce does some weird songs
YALL TURDS every single dude in here would fuck it...Gay white dudes with small dicks are probaly saying that wouldnt tap that ass..I KNOW I WOULD.
Girl needs a diet. fast. curvy women are beautiful, but this girl is a big blob as said earlier by some smart people.... and there is nothing pretty about her face... unless you consider that dome of a forehead sexy.
You people do realize that most of those "she's fat! 250 pounds or something!" are just jokes, right? Don't get your panties in a bunch, Christ.
Are u blind she is breakin' dishes (HOT).If u dont like her or u are cooler then her why u are not more famous then her.Go **** yourself ,RIRI rulezzzz......
LOL...pure jokes on this site! In the islands, Rihanna light skin is actually viewed as being very beautiful. She's not fat but she can do with some toning since she really doesn't have a distinguished bum cheek to a thigh. I don't like her since her voice is just awful, but her fat is a joke. She's tall and looks o.k. overall, what she needs to worry about is controlling that big forehead of hers.
rihanna's mother is of indian (india) descent...no wonder she's not that dark you idiots
i didn't know there was only negro people in Barbados, thanks 4 da info!
Hmmmm, well maybe jj you could bend over the couch for some pleasure.
she's so fat. eiww and ugly
THANK you Bubble, shes goregeous! and haterade, i totally agree, shes NOT fat AT ALL, but you dont have to bash, like, all of us!!!
vito!!!! um, a crotchety teacher or a young cute one???? UM!!! what do YOU think???!! i havent even gone to my 10 year high school reuinion yet!!! ANYWAY!
stressful, eh, isnt any job? the kids dont really "stress" me there all very good, they just have their moments like the rest of us humans, but you always have to remember that there KIDS!
VITO
I DONT KNOW IF I COULD TUNE OUT THE SCREAMING OR THE SMELL OF VOMIT AND MARTIAN BABY POO LOL. IM NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU JEALOUS I THINK ITS
SWEET. the screaming and the pull up/diaper changing would HAVE to be THE most UNPLEASANT parts of the job, but other than that its more rewarding than anything else. im really serious, i dont think i was made to work with people over the age of 5....... now THAT explains ALOT.... ;) have a great sunday you guys :)
oh and PS rihannna is HOT and sexy and NOT FAT at all!!! ...ok, done :)
How anyone can compete her to Beyonce, I'll never know.
plus, shes toned!! i doubt she jiggles anywhere!!!! ok im done :) sorry guys!!
beyonces hot
You guys must be gay!!! She looks fine! Stop watching too much tv and get out of your houses!
About that sick comment about bleaching.. god, she's cleary mixed! Look at those green eyes..
Pfft, bunch of coward nerds! lol ! =D
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