This is a no brainer. Vanessa.

Jessica Simpson has the SHORTEST legs I have ever seen on anybody anytime anywhere... why the hell would you put her in a match-up regarding legs? Shes a damn midget for god's sake.

The Simpson scank has fucked up knees from begging for parts in bad movies. The other babes are nicer but not that great.

Vanessa and her legs look jizzmatic in that blue dress. I actually think both girls have great stems but if you're making me choose, I'd have to say Vanessa wins this battle.

Jessica. How can I pass up on those fun bags?

Buck Nasty: that's what I want to mention, KNEES! Why do alot of these so-called sexy women have wrinkly, fucked-up knees? Haven't they heard of, I don't know, LOTION?! It turns me off to see these cottage cheese knees on these chicks. I guess that's not a high priority in the toning & beauty world. That said, after Jessica Alba, God Bless Vanessa Minnillo! (and God Damn Nick Lachey!!)

And also, where are the captions on the pictures? The only one I know is in those pictures where Vanessa's eyes are looking to the side or up, she's thinking, "I would rather be buck-naked with Rocoje on a beach in Tahiti than anywhere else!"

Jess has a gross body. It's just too short and square. Vanessa is beautiful.

Vanessa...Jessica's inner thigh probably smells of Chicken of the Sea...

JESSICA FOR SURE. VANESSA IS UGLY. BLONDES RULE.

Vanessa, legwise, facewise, everything-wise.

EWW...that pic of Jess on #3 and 9 is just BUUCK NASSTY...talk about a sagging ass and an unflattering protruding vagina. geeze....somebody tell her she needs to stop wearing these jumpsuits...with that said...vanessa all the way

on Joe

"Jessica. How can I pass up on those fun bags?"

Joe...Joe Simpson right?...coz "you can't cover those suckers up" huh?!

Miss Jessica Simpson has got the sexiest les of all time!!!!!!
She is the HOTTEST sexy Blonde EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to mention.....she sxiest ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never understood what hair color has to do with beauty...plus, this is a leg's matchup..neither of theirs is that great, but Vanessa wins.

page 2 of v. minnillo has to be the sexiest photo ever. i love the houtfit

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/08/15/vanessa-minnillo-vs-jessica...

Vanessa, no doubt - beauty and brains combined always win.
Jessica is just a whiny and annoying. Just like her BFF Eva L. Plus she makes awful music (mostly lifted from others' work) and can't act to save her life...Will appear in E true hollywood story soon detailing Papa Joe's lust for his girls...

Vanessa is way hotter..

and doesn't have those stupid fake extensions, hanging from her head

I can go to any trailer park...find me some blonde bird, slap some make on her and I got my own Jessica...

Nessa on the other hand..all i wanna do is crush you....true story...like Aliyah...you one in a million...you can stay the night and all that...

But as the kid always says....all that sh!t is irrelevant god, im f@ckin both of them god... i had a dream me, nessa, and J was in the regal beagel togther..

vanessa all the way..ugh, jessica's feet look like they stink smashed into those shoes that don't even go with those outfits

Vanessa is dead sexxy.
Jessica has a camel toe.

I have no problem with short legs... it's just that Jessica's legs look old and yeah they're wrinkly and there's some round tumor like thing on her left leg.

jessica

I hope you'll read this massege
one is uglier than the other ! moelicious, you have a horrible taste !!!!
look at this picture: http://forumsgallery.tapuz.co.il/ForumsGallery/galleryimages/3402.jpg -this is what i call insanely HOT.
see those legs-pure hotness
:http://forumsgallery.tapuz.co.il/ForumsGallery/galleryimages/230_0806200649735.jpg
http://forumsgallery.tapuz.co.il/ForumsGallery/galleryimages/230_2706200...
http://forumsgallery.tapuz.co.il/ForumsGallery/galleryimages/230_1812200...

Vanessa wins !

mia: that picture on the link you put, not insanely hot. Totally helluva touch up and tons of makeup. Vanessa M. stills wins. Try again!

jessica is hotter but vanessa has better legs.

Vanessa, no doubt...

Yo! When we gonna get the results of the Miss Hooters Pagent? I'm still pulling (not literally) for 83...

Vanessa, of course.

Vanessa's leg are way nicer...she's hot!

Vanessas hotter but for some reason i feel sorry for jessica and have to say jessica

Hello why is that even a question?!?! Vanessa is so hot compared to Jessica. Jessica's face is just ugly. her teeth are so bad... or is it her mouth. I don't know, but for some reason I think she looks like a troll. Vanessa on the other hand is just beautiful.

god, what the hell is wrong with people? ness vs. jess... its a fuckin no brainer. JESSICA is better is every way. havent you people seen the dukes of hazzard? jess is fuckin hot, and sure, vanessa has a cute face, but vanessa is just a fuckin VJ. vanessa has no talent. jessica however can sing and act. therefore, jessica always wins over vanessa, hands down.

All I know is this: we definately need more sexy leg match-ups. Oh yes.

Vaneeeessaaa

I saw Vanessa on the Isaac show. Every word that came out of her mouth made me sick. She acts like one of those bitchy girls in high school. All she could talk about was that HER hair is real! Big Deal!! Her looks are very average. She is a no talent VJ who probably blew someone to get the job. Vanessa and Nick are very much B-movie material, and very forgetable. Both Jessica and Her new boyfriend John are beautiful mega-talents. There is no comparison. We will see who eveyone is STILL talking about in a few years. It won't be Vanessa and Nick. Their 15 minutes of fame will have already passed.

@gloss: Jessica and John are both nobodies. Why do you think nobody even knows they're together?

jessica simpson is bow legged with scrawny calves and knobby knees i give her about a 2..... the other chick whats her name, has skinny chicken legs that look like they belong on a piano or should have little notes tied to them ;llike a pigeon... i give her a 1 1/2... Jessica wins by a hallf point hooray lets see some legs that at least rate a 5 can we guys?

vanessa... jessica is fugly.

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Jessica, but that was close.

Legs go to Vanessa...... Breasts would have to be a younger Jessica

OK, first of all, to those saying that Jessica has talent -- you need to check yourself. Jessica has a crappy voice and her acting is a joke. She has 2 talents and she keeps them in her bra.

Vanessa is much hotter than Jessica, that it's not even funny. Besides, this is a legs match-up. Vanessa wins hands-down (although I'd prefer my hands on her).

The girl in the audience is the hottest of the three. Nice legs, even with that bruise on it.

I would say Jess is hotter all around...Vanessa is cute, but that dumb blonde bitch is beautiful!

Neither.

I'll give points to Jess because she's got killer taste in shoes.

Ok, I meant..the sexiest ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is hard to type with one hand, got too excited!!!!!!)

Vanessa, no doubt - beauty and brains combined always win.
Jessica is just whiny and annoying. Just like her BFF Eva L. Plus she makes awful music (mostly lifted from others’ work) and can’t act to save her life…Will appear in E true hollywood story soon detailing Papa Joe’s lust for his girls…

And those short body suits are just ugly and make her legs look more stumpier...This girl has two things going mostly for her: it's either her ass is hangin out or her boobs are barely covered, jostling for release...cheap!

I am going with JESSICA even though I like my woman a little dark and tan, but now that Vanessa is with that overrated FAG Nick I have to go with Jess.
Nick was Jess's 1st so I won't hold that against her, we all make mistakes. but the sexy Vanessa starts with Jeter and then Nick..............WHAT THE FUCK 2 of the most overrated people ever.

Either girl comes close to TRL/MTV's sexiest.....Massachusetts own Susie Castillo........that girl, I can't get enough of her.

SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY

BRING THE TROOPS HOME

IMPEACH BU$H BIN LADIN

WON'T IT BE GREAT........SOMEBODY ELSE IN 2008

AL GORE 2008.................PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YANKEE'S "FUCKEN" SUCK..........GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so leg-tastic.

yes... very, very, very, leg-tastic