Bastardly Lady of the Day - Santana



Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Find women beautiful but as far as being attracted to them... I am not. However, if I had "to go lesbian" for a female celebrity, it would probably be Indian actress and model, Aishwarya Rai. She is absolutely flawless...she reminds me of a more exotic, ethnic Angelina Jolie. Beautiful eyes, hair, spirit... she would be my choice!

Do you like your boobs?
I do... they aren't large or too small. They are a handful. Haha... I can go braless if I want to. And I can throw on a great bra and have beautiful cleavage.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I've only slept with one guy (my current boyfriend) but yes, I would sleep with an old geezer for 3 million. I would be stupid to say no. Besides, it wouldn't be for very long at all, right?

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I have gotten comparisons to Elizabeth Berkley...aka "Jesse Spano" from "Saved by the Bell" a couple times...its kind of funny. And of course I have gotten Alicia Keys comparisons... I'm pretty sure all mixed race chicks do.

What makes you Bastardly?
I'm witty...I can go toe-to-toe with anyone, and I am very straight up. I also enjoy talking trash...have a serious potty mouth and love to see celebs having a bad day/breakup/film review...you get the picture.

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You look like an elf in the first picture. Your forehead is suitable for advertising space and you need to drop 20lbs.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 10:46am
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I like her hair great for running my fingers thru. She looks hot, I would do her!

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 10:59am
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I have to agree with senin...

Horrible picts..... NEXT....

Nothin to see here folks, keep it movin...

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:00am
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Lily: Ran outta Xanax. :)

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:09am
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"I’ve only slept with one guy (my current boyfriend) but yes, I would sleep with an old geezer for 3 million. I would be stupid to say no. Besides, it wouldn’t be for very long at all, right?"

Ever heard of Viagra, honey?

Moss: put the crack pipe down and get back to work.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:14am
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There is nothing wrong with hating small snot factories and horse piss.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:19am
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She's cute and more importantly articulate. That combo's been lacking with previous ladies. Good luck Santana!

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:28am
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awwww, I am all mushy right now from my pregnancy.......

kids are great! I know people who don't like kids........ all of those people are assholes when it comes to their daily lives. they nitpick at work, the complain about EVERYTHING, and their sense of humor absolutely sucks or is non-existent. they are probably horrible in bed, too, because they only think of themselves......

wow, I am ranting and getting way off the subject.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:32am
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She does look like Elizabeth Berkley. I can't really tell if she's pretty or not, though.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:43am
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senin,

it must be fatigue. I do like her personality better than SOME hos thats been up in here.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:01pm
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plus i'm a sucker for curly hair like that.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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In the last pic this chick looks like a Pug....Her nose is so smashed up.....and the forehead.....or should I say receding hair line....Curls are cool but not on a doggie...sorry..

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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Moss...you read "The Coldest Winter Ever"?! That is one of the best books ever written...Sister Souljah has an amazing gift for writing...Have you read her memoir "No Disrespect"? You should.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:15pm
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I haven't read "No disrespect" but I thought "coldest winter" was awesome. :) Too bad there was no way for a happy ending though. I will check it out if I come across it.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:42pm
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she reminds me of Heather Hunter from the first pic on the the first page. But she is ugly

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:48pm
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She has a beautiful face, and i loved the photo with the red lipstick. very chic, very 1950's.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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I've got a black magic woman, I've got a black magic woman. But sorry this Santana will not make a devil out of me.The 1st picture is cute, but the bottom one looks like a picture of the dance off in the movie Saturday Night Fever. The losing couple. As far as the attitude,its ok,maybe trying too hard to sound like a bad-ass. I like the potty mouth comment, but I have a little different idea about the potty & the mouth..............]

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 12:58pm
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I like the bikini pic. BUTT we need to see a little of the BEHIND the scene photo,if you catch my drift.I don't want you ASSume that we have to have a CHEEKY photo to like you,BUTT it will help in our ASSessment of your talents. Sorry I don't mean to BUM you out.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 1:11pm
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She was perhaps the most articulate bastardly lady in recent memory. Kudos to you for a big, lovely brain, Santana. The rest of you's not so bad, either.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 1:16pm
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Moss: we all got our thang. Get some rest.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 1:39pm
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WOW senin is now """ commenting on post contents""" is it? after ranting about it earlier?

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 2:45pm
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She has pretty hair and skin.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 3:08pm
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Ummm... Since when did ugly girls get all the confidence?

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 3:47pm
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I'd SHIT in her ass...

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 6:21pm
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I was impressed with her remarks. Hell she isn't the best looking girl but she is doable. Besides she could actually carry on a conversation. She deserves a chance to bend over the couch.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 6:32pm
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She looks like she got hit in the face with a 2x4 -- yikes -- she is not skank 'ho ugly but sheesh --- can't the BLOTD department do better than this??

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 6:48pm
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I'd like to see you in bed with Aishwarya Rai.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 7:12pm
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I think you are fucking GORGEOUS Santana and dont let nobody tellyou otherwise. You don't seem like the type of chick wack ass comments get to you but anywayz YOUR FINE!!!

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 7:43pm
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At least she can communicate in English, and not some bastardized version of AOL/IM-speak like the last BLOTD. I would give her a 10 out of 10 for astute coherence. Kudos for not resembling Jocelyn Wildenstein is also in order.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 @ 12:16am
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Not so cute. Not horribly ugly either. Love the hair. It's like Tracy Ross's hair from Girlfriends. Mixed girl hair like Alicia Keys and Tracy's is so pretty.

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 @ 1:45am
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cute

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 @ 1:48am
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second pic, page 2. its rupaul's brother.

Thursday, August 17th, 2006 @ 3:50am
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Wow senin! A bit more bastardly than usual today?? I just thought that the hair was very Diana Ross-ish....... and the rest is just average.......

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 10:52am
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Drop. Dead. Gorgeous.

Very beautiful woman, looks like a fun person and not a big snob or totally deluded. Def. Top Ten Bastardly.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:10am
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she looks like she hates small children
and beer

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:15am
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Actually, I love kids and I used to drink a shitload of beer

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 11:21am
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i think youre very beautiful :)

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 7:46pm
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Her hair is kinda gnarly... but other than that she seems cute. And her answers make her seem almost likeable.

Oh and just because she doesn't look like Nicole Richie DOES NOT MEAN she needs to go on a diet. She looks fine to me. Although that could be because all the pictures are blurry and out of focus.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 10:53am
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Why does it seem that all the bro's and sisters seem to give a free pass to those with color. The bitch is butt ulgy and the color of her skin don't make a difference! For the record I am from Lebanon and olive skinned.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 7:54pm
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