Kristin Cavallari Lands a Job as a Bongo Jeans Whore
Thursday, August 10th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee

I'm sure this was a contract position, so she's probably unemployed again & busily hopping from one Starbucks to another.
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Kristin Cavallari Lands a Job as a Bongo Jeans WhoreThursday, August 10th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee ![]() I'm sure this was a contract position, so she's probably unemployed again & busily hopping from one Starbucks to another. Related in a Bastardly way:36 Scandalous Comments |
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her head looks huge compared to the rest of her body, especially on page 3 (bottom).
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is it me, or does this look nothing like the box-faced, big-nosed, titless skank we all have (or HAD) the pleasure of seeing on every teen magazine? the other one's way cuter.
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specialk
is it me, or does this look nothing like the box-faced, big-nosed, titless skank we all have (or HAD) the pleasure of seeing on every teen magazine? the other one’s way cuter.
you said it!!!!!!!! good one!!! and my... what airbrushing and photoshop can do for such a fug face.... ;)
Moe and Jack! love you!! :)
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Big hair, deer-caught-in-the-headlight-look, fly-catching-slack-jawed, blond-eyed-blue-haired-sluuuuuuuuut...YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN... excuse me, I'm gonna go take a nap now.
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this girl is ugly....
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That guy is hot.
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A smart man once said:"Kristin Cavallari + Photoshop = Visually Appealing"
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FREAKY! this whole thing is FREAKY because it looks NOTHING like her. FREAKY.
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she is NOT that skinny. Photoshop makes everyone look good.
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She ditched Brody Jenner for her career?
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Approved.
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wow. she is so airbrushed that she looks like a cartoon character.
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LC is hotter, and about 80 times less annoying.
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penguin
LC is hotter, and about 80 times less annoying.
i totally agree, i cant stand K-Cav's ( thats what i call her, like K-Fed??!!!-- just a mooch, think about it, she clawed her way to mr simpsons graces just to ensure shed still be in the tabloid mags!!!! i mean, after her UPN abortion failed after 2 episodes!!!!! ) guess this laguna bitch FAILED to "get this party started"!!!!! ) donkey voice or her giant head or her insincere attitude OR her screwing her way to the top.
i like taylor as well, shes such a cutie!!!!!
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why is she even famous...?
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yea these pics look ridiculous. theyre too airbrushed and it looks like they photoshopped in implant-like boobs and look, she even KIND OF has an ass in those jeans! amazing.
i think shes too young to be doing this shit anyway, i cant believe her parents let her press her tits on some dude. plus in the last pic the dudes are just staring blatantly at her rack which probably isnt a good message to send to young girls looking at the ad.
yes, i sound like a 40 year old today but i swear im not anywhere near that! i mustve taken the wrong pills today or something to be talking like this...im confused at myself even...
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nice is jacked, otherwise, all good, i'd hit it
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nose, i mean.
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wow, that is one BIG ASS HEAD.
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bongo is so cheap anyway!!!!!!!
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I agree with the whole cartoon thing. They might as well have digitally made up a human for this ad if they are going to airbrush and photoshop THAT much. Oh and what happened to Nicole Richie? Doesn't she still pose for Bongo?
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I love that simulated "double hand job" shot.
Do girls actually do that stuff in real life?
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john
i’m sure her parents are very proud
“look at our little girl, she is all grown up. simulating a double handjob in a national ad campaign. It is all we could have ever hoped for herâ€
and lets not forget "im dennis im K-Cav's dad, and the reason were so proud is because we love to see our little girl doing what she does best....being a big time skanky slut. were so so utterly proud! i mean, / fucked her for years! and yes, im proud to see her doing what she does best, giving multiple handjobs and being part of a circle jerk.thats my girl!"
bwaaahahahaha!!
john i love the hell out of you you SO rock!!!!
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Can't Bongo get hotter chicks to sell their shit? I KNOW there are hotter girls out there... I hate this skanky ass bitch.
Down with Kristin! We want LC!
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this bitch is FUGLY!
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me
in the first pic, it looks like her top says ‘i love bong’ hahahaha
oh my god i didnt even notice until you said that....err.. wrote it! ;)
thats awesome! i have a little tank that i got in the jamaica ( im sorry if i cant spell!! ) and it says :
"FUCK MILK!
GOT WEED?"
totally rocks!!!! :)
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KLR
Can’t Bongo get hotter chicks to sell their shit? I KNOW there are hotter girls out there… I hate this skanky ass bitch.
Down with Kristin! We want LC!
THANK you KLR!!!!!!! i think LC is really hot, but i think that her other friend, i think her name is audrina? from the hills? the only brunette i think, shes REALLY hot!
i cant stand K-Cav!!! get it? like K-Fed??? like shes screwing and mooching her way to the top of the sperm barrel?! heehee im SUCH a bitch when i come back from the dentist...... :P i had to FIGHT to get another rx of percocets..... my tooth was pulled, and it took forEVER and he wouldnt give me the fucking NITROUS!!! hurt worse than a thousand curse words!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok sorry, im done.... ;)
but haterade, love your name and your SO right, and so are you KLR!!!!
PS what do you think of my K-Cav name???!!!
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I bet you anything she did those pictures alone and photoshopped the guy in. She's only 4'11. Unless that guy is a midget. The perspective is way off, anyways.
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I think she's a very pretty girl despite her pesonality...but I would probably be friends with her
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DON'T BE JEALOUS! she's so so beautiful more than "LC" (ugh)
i love kristin and she is the best!!!!
if u look the video in bongo.com u will see she looks so natural! everybody says photoshop but NOT!!!!!!!
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I'd tap that ass again. She knows how to please and doesn't mind getting dirty. She's a thirsty girl too.
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i'm sure her parents are very proud
"look at our little girl, she is all grown up. simulating a double handjob in a national ad campaign. It is all we could have ever hoped for her"
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The wonders of airbrushing.
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oh yea also in the pic with the dudes, it looks like her hands on her their crotches. Haha
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wow, that is one BIG ASS HEAD.
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in the first pic, it looks like her top says 'i love bong' hahahaha
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