Bastardly Gossip Network Quotables & The Sexy Cassie



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For a while there I thought Posh Beckham was catching the speed train to Fuglytown.
- Michael K @ D-Listed



I get tons of emails everyday asking me stupid questions like “Do you have Jessica Simpson's phone number?” or my personal favorite “Do you know what kind of shoes so and so is wearing because I'd really like to get a pair”, as if I'm supposed to know.
- Mr. Tuna @ Hollywood Tuna


So it was pretty much just like "Newlyweds," only dumber and with smaller boobs. Travis Barker is pretty much what Nick Lachey would look like if you deflated him and ran him through the wood chipper a couple times. Shanna Moakler is what Jessica Simpson would look like if she didn't have a penis.
- Jenny @ I Don't Like You In That Way talking about "Meet The Barkers"


Or rather, Lindsay Lohan is lying about fucking.
- Egotastic Dude

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26 Scandalous Comments

When did this chick start hanging out with the Hamburgler? Fucken ulgy shoes too...

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 12:48pm

no? hard to believe it's all her natural hair. there's no stigma in wearing fake hair anymore...most in hollyweird wear it

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:00pm

Jail bait dudes, jail bait.

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:05pm

Okay, just bend over the couch and i'll let everyone know if the hair is real or not

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:36pm

i am so happy 80s fashion is back
dexatrim and coke for dinner from now on

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:40pm

lol analsleaze ..i can't type your name without smiling..damn that's some name...
k...happy hair checking!

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:42pm

Soooo beautiful!

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 2:24pm

She's hot !

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 6:05pm

gorgeous eyes

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 7:12pm

She's half Filipino and half black.

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 9:38pm

does any1 kno her official site or anything?

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 12:43am

i luv her song u &me

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 12:45am

ahahahahahahaha this fukkin droopy face slut is halariously ugly, HEY WHORE GO FIND A RANDOM COCK GUZZLE, she looks like shes dreaming about a 8 inch pole swallow fukkin whore

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 1:04am

I don't care what anybody says!! DAYUM!!! smokin ass hot!!

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 3:27am

shes gorgeous. Any otha chick who says otherwise is just jealous.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 4:17am

she is not gorgeous! and i am not jelous! wana know who is gorgeous???? ADRIANA LIMA! this chick....looks like trash, hooker type! no style and fake hair!

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 6:27am

How do u know the girl is a whore. Only ugly people call other people ugly. She's beautiful. There is more than ONE beautiful person in this world. I'd do her

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 3:56pm

nadine finds most girls on here ugly..lol...it's all good...
this forum isn't called bastardly for nothing..
the cattier and bitchier you are the better

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 4:26pm

hotttttt. BUT- too skinny, and ugly ass outfit.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 8:15pm

To Sasha wur u on sum fuckin cracc while you wur typing it, its me&u not u&me.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 9:45pm

Nadine we all know Adriana Lima is beautiful but they both look totally dissimilar.... there are more than one hot person in the world. I BET your no where near as stunning as Cassie. So shut ur fat slut face up =)

Sunday, August 13th, 2006 @ 3:54am

I dont give a fuck wat anyone says about cassie! shes the shyt right now and no other celeb bytch got anything on her so0 all you haten ass groupies can suck mi dick!!!! and stop eatin cassie out let her b!

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 @ 12:15pm

CASSIE IS SO0O0O0O0 FUCKIN BANGIN! SHE GOT DEM BOMB LIPS! BE JEALOUSE BYTCHZ! (HAHAHAHAHA)

Thursday, December 14th, 2006 @ 1:42pm

pretty girl
hate the big, humped out hair-do..
but she did pick out some good extensions there

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 12:52pm

she's cute but i am not feeling her style... the madonna shoes and those fricken earings got to go. but i'd still smash

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:07pm

its not extensions jj

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 12:55pm

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