The Afternoon Bastard Sponsored By Marissa Miller
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
In a "whenever we get time" installment, I want to take a second to plug some hot photos & news from around the world of Gossip Blogging that we didn't post, but should've. Enjoy the quality work of our friends & please do come back when you're in that special, bitchy mood---or just want to look @ photos of really hot women doing very naughty poses.
- Pop Sugar has photos of Eva from her TRL visit (w/ that little, white dude who gets to fool around today's hottest pieces of asses) & from the Trust the Man premiere.
- D-Listed thinks, Jessica Simpson really wants to be Jennifer Lopez.
- Socialite Life reports on the Jude Law & Sienna Miller sitch. These two people should go for a walk on top of some really tall mountain. And then, once they're @ the very top, they should both hold hands & jump.
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I rate her a 6 typical white girl
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This chick needs to get checked for skin cancer....
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I'll play connect the dots with her moles or beauty marks as long as it ends up at her love pudding.
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I could go blind looking at these -- get hairy palms too
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"love pudding" ??? i've got sooo much to learn...
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a 6!?!??! omg Shes dropdeadgorgeous. Her body is like puuurfect. I'd let someone with a foot fungus wear my Manolo's to look like her. jeez.
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i like her body and these are great pictures but i don't that many skin marks....i'm ok with a few....but this many....who i'm i kidding i'll be all over this girl if i had a chance!!!
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that is body perfection right there.
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Love. Pudding.
Brilliant.
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She was smoking hot on Carson Daly the other night. And those tits are real.
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Saw a bit of her Carson Daly interview the other day, my god she's hot.
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Magnum likes men's hairy buttholes, that's pretty much it.
Having moles doesn't mean you have skin cancer. I'm sure with her millions of dollars she can protect herself with sunscreen and goes to doctors.
Give me 10 sons!
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