The 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant: Heat C
Posted on Friday, August 4th, 2006 @ 9:03pm by Moelicious

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Anywho, here are the results from the the last two Bastardly Hooters Bikini Pageant Heats. All I can say is that it's shaping up to be pretty damn hot...
Heat B Chicks
Winner: Hooters Girl #20
Runner up: Hooters Girl #82
Heat A Chicks
Winner: Hooters Girl #30.
Runner up: Hooters Girl #90
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99, 13, 81, but in the end I think 99.
I placed 312th in this contest. It was a personal best, so I didn't feel bad about myself afterward.
71,13
81 is definitely the clear winner
she looks the prettiest and most natural
FAKE NASTY TITS LIKE THOSE OTHER CHICKS SHOULD BE BANNED... ITS SOO UGLY AND DISGUSTING
13, 81 and theres just something about 99 I like...
Apparently it is a prerequisite to have a belly button piercing to be a Hooter's girl, but strangely they were all required to remove them, leaving a gaping, ugly, useless hole. Model #81 appears peircing free, but they allowed her to keep her camel toe. To be completely honest, I would gladly massage the fundus of any of them, although the Asian woman would require a few libation lubrications.
13 or 99
81 is pretty cute and sporting a nice camel toe, and I gotta give props to 41 for wear that bottom, GEEZ! Nice wax job.
Nice C-section scar 24, you're not fooling anybody.
I'm going with 99, her tits look less fake then 13.
When can I start gushing about 83? I'm picking her to win it all. DAMN!
81 and 41, although 99 has a nice wholesome look to her...
1st: 81
2nd: 99
3rd: 13
Ugh, a lot of these Hooters girls have been quite nasty-looking so far. My favorite must be 99, but I really liked 41 too.
41 followed by 13
13 broke into the pageant
24 looks like Kristin Cavallarri and Pam Anderson's illegitamit child.... Not sexy
99 Needs to shave her armpit
41 Has a hot Beyonce lookalike face, but an ugly body
82 IS GORGEOUS!
13 all the way :D
your edit was good. first one takes the prize for me. Hey, remeind me why all of these girls look better thatn the Miss Universe pageant??
#99 all the way. Most of the others were far too superficial looking.
81!!
CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!!
99, 13, 81
godDAMN #13. I would split that bitch in half!
13
81 & 99
13!!!
81 is a tranny
tie between 13 and 81.. that said theyre all shit. and i hate it when chicks make shoe comments so i dunno what the fuck im doing but those clear shoes are fucking horrible.
Number 24 did not have a c-section. I've got a slight line in that area too and I've never had kids. Some women have it and some don't. What I'd like to see(besides normal tans, real nails, pierce free bellies, and real boobs) are some toned bodies...I mean, I know they aren't fat and they aren't skinny but where's the muscle definition? I don't see any ab muscles....44 ad 41 are getting there but all the rest don't have anything. Oh well I guess.
13 Hands down the best. whoever is saying 81 is in love with the cleaning lady....and mine has bad B.O.
8 IN THE PINK BIKINI IS HOT !!! LOVE HER HIPS AND I WOULD TOTALY EAT HER OUT ALL DAY AND NIGHT .
99 is gorgeous, but 13 is pretty too.
In case you were wondering, #108 from Heat A actually won the Ms. Hooters Pageant and the $50,000 cash prize. She works at the Hooters Casino.
#99
#41 has the best legs
btw, just because a girl has big tits doesn't mean they're fake...or that she's a super slut/skank/whore...as many of you imply...and just because a girl has a small chest doesn't mean she should get more sympathy votes than than the hotties with big racks
close call between 13 and 99...gonna go with 13
#13. No doubt about it.
i think 13 its the best
73 is the hottest Hooters Girl by far and she should win hands down. She has the total package: very cute, sweet, great all natural rack, very sexy, great body, and a great smile.
Ok. #13 is incredible. Fake/Real - don't care. Look at that smile! She's like genuinely excited to be there. Somebody else said she broke into the pageant... I would have to agree: broke in and stole my heart. Who is she? What's her name? I've looked at hundreds of pics and googled everything I could to find her. The closest I get is Linsey Toole - is that who this is? It's close, but I don't think they're the same girl. If they are, I'll be happy too, cuz Linsey's pretty hot too...but this pic is something else. I don't even get erect looking at her...I just want to take her home and hang her up in my closet and have her be the last thing that I see before I go to bed every night. I don't even care how gay I sound right now, she's got me entrapped, enthralled, enchanted, and beguiled. I feel like I'm 8 again... Beautiful.
On page for the girl in the blue bikini looks far more interesting than no.8. Though a clearer picture would have probably proved me wrong!
Hey Breanne was there, where is the pics? Plus #99 is nice.
81 all the way
13
13, I noticed that all the girls have something on their bones. I like that. Not like the bulimic hollywood starlets!
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