Bastardly Breaking Video! Paris Hilton to invade MTV!
Friday, August 4th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Yes folks, Paris Hilton has an MTV Special coming August 22nd. I checked out this video and basically she talks about her passion for singing and always wanting to record an album... um, sadly I think her album is probably going to sell a bunch since it's her... very unfortunate. Anyways, check out the video....if you have 1 minute and 43 seconds of your life you'll never get back to waste.
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"....I love music..it's always been a passion of mine..." rah rah..she repeats much of her words/phrases. I guess a necessary habit when one is vocabulary challenged.
I think her strategy is to say the most outrageously dumb things on anything and everything. That gets people all riled up and pick on her and she gets more media coverage which is her goal all along.
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I hope my cock can be the next one she sucks on a video...
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This "woman" is nothing but a nasty AIDS infested slut who guzzles jizz.
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I wouldnt let her lick the sweat off my back, and I'm wearing a space suit...
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did everyone notice the fat black woman towards the end
C&C music factory circa 2006
"everybody dance now!"
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count how many times she says "it's always been a passion of mine"
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she says it once lol
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You guys actually counted?
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Yall are just annoyed that she happens to be a self-proclaimed(although if she said it playfully) sex symbol icon :) I guess anorexics can be icons then. Twiggy was right?
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wiseman you stupid whore, who makes jokes about a person having AIDS??? thats juts fucking wrong.
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Damn, I am sick of this cum sack. Will she ever fade away?
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Heavousy, sad thing is it's not a joke it's the truth.
And Tobey, I've seen these a lot of times already, but I always just have to comment on how normal she looks before...no lazy eye, no ugly hair, not slutty...I think she had potential to become cute, she just ruined it. Now she looks...well you can see it for yourself. It's really sad.
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SHUT THE FUK UP...NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THAT..IN WHICH NO ONE DID
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you should see this: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html
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