Bastardly Breaking News! Kendra Wilkinson buys thongs!
Posted on Friday, August 4th, 2006 @ 10:34am by Jackson

Wait a minute... I thought Hef's girlfriends didn't wear any underwear?!?!?!
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this post makes me happy everywhere
I secretly love that show. Guilty pleasure!
I'd fuck the dog shit out of this girl, but I wouldn't respect her.......she's an Eagles fan.
Out of his three girlfriends she is the hottest but I just can't get over the fact a twenty year old women would suck an eighty year old cock to be allowed to live in his house. I mean let's not pretend they have a deep relationship, it's Hef we are talking about. I could never lick an 80 year old snatch, I wouldn't trust myself not to hurl.
But hey if it makes her happy so be it.
I am pretty sure she is about 24 and I think Hef is over 80 I just rounded down to make it easier. Luckiest bastard in the friggin world. Small fact, he started Playboy magazine with a six or seven hundred dollar loan, granted this was back in the 60s (as far as I know) when that was a decent amount of cash, but still jeesh he really parlayed that starting cash well :0
Those are some jacked up shoes...but beautiful girl
I love that show; it's so much fun to watch. And Kendra is 21. I only know because she's a month older than me, and I find that incredibly disturbing. And Hef is 80, but he'll be 81 before she's 22. Here's her Playboy bio:
http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/girlsnextdoor/kendra....
I personally find her and Bridget Marquardt unattractive (though Kendra does have some hot moments... I guess), but I love Holly Madison (http://www.hollymadison.com/). If any of you live in L.A., you should go to the launch party for the September issue of Playboy; all the "girls next door" will be there because they got the cover again.
she's not beautiful...... porn star-ish, yes, and "hot", yes
but take off all the makeup, get the natural hair color back, and lose the fake tits, and you have another mediocre on your hands....... Monica Belluci blows this one out of the water!
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her folks must be sooooo proud!
Caliban, don't be envious of Hef. He has money but he got it by exploiting a lot of stupid women/whores. Without his money, he's just a sad old pervert. C'mon man, allow yourself to be a little more judgmental. I can't stand people that worship this pimp. He's a good businessman like a lot of pornographers - so what.
lola it's not that I worship him but I think many men even the ones that need more from their partners than just sex (like me) would still be a touch envious of the fact an 80 year old man has three girlfriends, and when that well runs dry he just gets new ones almost 60 years younger.
Even though there is definitely an exploitation of women going on I don't feel it's as dire as video porno or pimping since he isn't forcing them at all, so many women want to be a Playboy centerfolds. Plus it's an equal opportunity type of job since men pose nude for Playgirl magazine, there are probably others I just don't know of any since I am hetero. If you and I were nudist we might not see it as exploitation, this like many other things can come down to perception.
One a different note does anyone think Hef actually satisfies these women, with or without Viagra?
By "satisfies" do you mean bring them to orgasm? Probably. If the "girlfriends" let him touch/fondle/penetrate their orifices in the first place, I guess they can relax enough to "let go" - even if it's with the help of gadgets and so on. Who cares anyway. They like the money, accoutrements, fame and notoriety of being Hef's chosen ones.
Well yes orgasm is one way of satisfying, a woman can have an very intense orgasm from a vibrator but does it beat the orgasm she might get from having a man she finds hot inside her bringing her to climax as tongues mingle and bodies slide over each other. So I guess it's a bit of both mental and physical. I guess physically they can be satisfied with Viagra and toys, and mentally they are satisfied by the money.
I guess I asked because I saw an episode of this show for the first time about two weeks ago and it seemed none of them wanted to discuss their sex life, which leads me to believe they are either ashamed or reserved.
Let's be honest though how hot can the sex be, there is a fine line between a hard cock that uses Viagra and a heart about to go into cardiac arrest. I know my heart is pumping up a storm during sex and I would like to think Hef wouldn't be able to keep up with me based on our age difference.
Just throwing out some thoughts.
I'm pretty sure when he dies, they'll still be waaaay past young enough to get with as many guys they find "hot inside them" as they like. Also, Holly talks about sex a decent amount, and she's his "number one" girl, so the other two might not sleep with him quite as much. Oh, and Kendra talks about masturbating all the time.
most men must be envious of hefner...he's limp-dicked but still has women fawning all over him..
his girls probably need to eat each out since he can't pay much attention to them all...sad what these women have to resort to for cash and "fame"
k..happy feasting girls!
I love Kendra, I think she's so funny and pretty and seems like such a cool person.
I think Holly's the prettiest, but she seems a little stuck up.
And Bridget... Well that hideous, fat, stupid bitch should just rot in a corner somewhere
Wow Dee... someone reeeally sounds as if they have a few issues. What's the matter doll, does your boyfriend (or girlfriend?) have Bridget's centerfold over the bed? It's ok honey... he is never going to leave you for her. Get a grip. You obviously know she is not hideous, fat or stupid, so do yourself a favor and stop making yourself look like a twat. :)
I think Kendra is soo pretty!!She is my idol!!I watch Girls of the playboy mansion every Friday from Ireland,i cant get enough of it!!!!I wanna dye my hair the white blonde that she has 2!!!!
how cute i love you kendra!:) i hate your shoes though that needs to stop haha love the marilyn shirt ahh i want one
I'm no Hef apologist but he hasnt always been 80. Perhaps some have a higher calling in life but I for one would love to be surrounded by hot chicks for over 50 years, all the while nailing a fair amount of them. I dont think anyone is exploiting anyone. It is a symbiotic relationship. Just ask all the chicks who found fame and/or a rich husband after posing in Playboy.
Btw, I think Kendra is a very pretty girl and seems to be the most fun of the three.
DAMN... HATERS IN HERE TOO... SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHECK THEIR SELF! BEFORE THEY START CALLIN FOLKS WHORES AND ALL THAT SHIT, CUZ MORE THAN LIKELY YOU PROBALLY HAVE SUM "WHORE-ISH" TENDENCIES BOUT YOU TOO..... IMMA SAY IT AGAIN
TIP: GET UP FROM THA DAMN COMPUTER THAT YOU PROBALLY SIT AT 24 HOURS A DAY... GO LOOK IN THA MIRROR, AND THEN DO YOUR SHIT TALK... CUZ I PROMISE THATS SOMEONE YOU COULD TALK ALOT OF SHIT ABOUT... DAMN TOO BAD THERES NOT A COMMENT SECTION FOR THAT !!!! HAH... THATS WHATS GOOD BITCHES!!!
HOLLA GHETTO_BUNNY
how does she make it out of bed let alone going off to buy crap?
what a worhtless TV whore....
Pretty hot none the less....
And Nicole - nah, think I'll pass on the launch party for the September issue. Fucking moron.
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