Juicy Alessandra Ambrosio Will Look Hot Doing Anything
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

I'm pretty sure the market will open tomorrow morning w/ shares of Apple Computers rising a couple bucks just on these photos.
Alessandra, please email us for your free Bastardly Tank. We'd love to have you wear it backstage @ one of your shows!! It's the least you can do after all the promo we give to you & various affiliates. [Wink]













she looks retarded.
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lucky laptops is wut i say...
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Soo HOT!! and Gisele looks so damn sexy with that wet hair
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She's overrated. Just look at her closely and you'll get what I mean.
I sounded like this because some "Blunt" will get to fuck this sh!t anyway.
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Gorgeous eyes
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so damn hot.. must be a weird camera angle or something on page 4 though because wtf is up with her foot?! it looks fucking HUGE?!?!?!?!?!
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Too Much Hotness
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did anyone else notice this crack whore's scuffed knees? Gee wonder how that happened....fell off her big wheel?
I think not....
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Based on this series of pictures - pass. Now based off some of the past photos IN A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ouch, considering how hot the macbooks get, she's going to get a bad burn in her pretty legs! (i'd love to put some ointment there...)
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Nice legs.
Is it me or is her friend hotter.
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alessandras hotter than gisele but not in these pictures... theyre just bad ones of alessandra i think
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"alessandra can't handle the black one"....that's some funny shit moe!
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I would bet that she couldn't spell apple
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Gisele is FAR SEXIER in this post, AA looks plain.
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By D.S.L. do you mean the internet thing, or the special type of lips?
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I like the baby doll dress.
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small eyes+long face=ugly
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so cute
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shes hot!!!! cute adorable sexy .. u name and shes got it
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pretty average,
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i love this woman as much as Bai Ling!
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did anyone else notice this crack whore's scuffed knees? Gee wonder how that happened....fell off her big wheel?
I think not....
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There was a time when I thought this woman was smokin but over time I have noticed it's only when her hair and make-up is just right. I hate to flip flop but she just doesn't do it for me anymore, but yes, I would still do her, I mean come on she's not ugly that's for sure.
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make harsd sex any way babbe ...alesanrarissssss
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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis u pwwwssy ...alesandrarisssss
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come thesaloniki greece make hard any way sex babbbee ...alesandrarisssssssss
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my dollll s loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u and make sex with u ...alesanrarissssssssssss
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ale looks different in some pics, i am not sure what to say, there is something wrong with her eyes maybe nose...
but gisele looks really good! and way hotter in this pic
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Awwww I love Ale! She looks soo cute!!
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