Juicy Alessandra Ambrosio Will Look Hot Doing Anything



I'm pretty sure the market will open tomorrow morning w/ shares of Apple Computers rising a couple bucks just on these photos.

Alessandra, please email us for your free Bastardly Tank. We'd love to have you wear it backstage @ one of your shows!! It's the least you can do after all the promo we give to you & various affiliates. [Wink]

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she looks retarded.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 12:33am
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lucky laptops is wut i say...

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 1:25am
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Soo HOT!! and Gisele looks so damn sexy with that wet hair

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 2:57am
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She's overrated. Just look at her closely and you'll get what I mean.

I sounded like this because some "Blunt" will get to fuck this sh!t anyway.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 5:16am
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Gorgeous eyes

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 5:38am
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so damn hot.. must be a weird camera angle or something on page 4 though because wtf is up with her foot?! it looks fucking HUGE?!?!?!?!?!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 5:43am
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Too Much Hotness

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 5:54am
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did anyone else notice this crack whore's scuffed knees? Gee wonder how that happened....fell off her big wheel?

I think not....

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 8:06am
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Based on this series of pictures - pass. Now based off some of the past photos IN A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 8:19am
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Ouch, considering how hot the macbooks get, she's going to get a bad burn in her pretty legs! (i'd love to put some ointment there...)

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 10:34am
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Nice legs.
Is it me or is her friend hotter.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 11:01am
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alessandras hotter than gisele but not in these pictures... theyre just bad ones of alessandra i think

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 11:03am
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"alessandra can't handle the black one"....that's some funny shit moe!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 11:29am
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I would bet that she couldn't spell apple

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 12:07pm
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Gisele is FAR SEXIER in this post, AA looks plain.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 5:49pm
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By D.S.L. do you mean the internet thing, or the special type of lips?

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 6:40pm
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I like the baby doll dress.

Friday, August 18th, 2006 @ 3:23pm
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small eyes+long face=ugly

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:53am
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[...] And finally, on this day in Bastardly History…Juicy Alessandra Ambrosio Will Look Hot Doing Anything [...]

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 10:10am
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so cute

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 8:57pm
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shes hot!!!! cute adorable sexy .. u name and shes got it

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 9:36pm
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pretty average,

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 2:25am
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i love this woman as much as Bai Ling!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 1:28am
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did anyone else notice this crack whore's scuffed knees? Gee wonder how that happened....fell off her big wheel?

I think not....

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 8:06am
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There was a time when I thought this woman was smokin but over time I have noticed it's only when her hair and make-up is just right. I hate to flip flop but she just doesn't do it for me anymore, but yes, I would still do her, I mean come on she's not ugly that's for sure.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006 @ 10:36am
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make harsd sex any way babbe ...alesanrarissssss

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 3:19pm
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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis u pwwwssy ...alesandrarisssss

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 3:19pm
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come thesaloniki greece make hard any way sex babbbee ...alesandrarisssssssss

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 3:20pm
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my dollll s loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee u and make sex with u ...alesanrarissssssssssss

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 3:22pm
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ale looks different in some pics, i am not sure what to say, there is something wrong with her eyes maybe nose...
but gisele looks really good! and way hotter in this pic

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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Awwww I love Ale! She looks soo cute!!

Sunday, June 29th, 2008 @ 9:11pm
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