The 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant: Heat A

FIRST!!!

page 1, Hottie #30 ALL. THE. WAY!!!

owww!

yeah #30 is the prettiest, though I thought the 2 pages, not too bad.

I agree with 30

#90 for sure. That bitch is super bangable.

#30 is the only one who is remotely passable.

Wow , an army of fake boobs :|

#30 is the only remotely good looking girl! all the others have sick faces! and not so hot bodies! acually all the others are just UGLY!!!!!!!

30s pretty hot and the rest of them suck.. chick on page 2 is sporting the whole fake asslee simpson face again and the last one looks like a tranny version of vanessa williams.

90 looks like a gremlin, 30 is the best of the fake boob army.

I agree with Sarah. What an ugly belly button. Oh well, bend over the couch I will not see it from behind!

theres nothing wrong with her belly she took her piercing out and it left a hole.. derr?

definitely #30!

#108, the whole mouth-open thing shows how much she likes the suckee-suckee.

So much hotness, too much hotness on this scorcher of a day here.

page # 7 contestant 108 get tuxies vote

I'd let #1 shit on my chest

Pg 3 Girl 80 is showing CT and that's what it's all about.

#30 all the way

# 30 has a major and minor belly button...ENOUGH!!!

Oye. All but 2 or 3 of those girls have pierced belly buttons, but they all took their rings out. That's what the smaller hole up top is, not a second belly button.

30 is indeed the most normal looking woman. All the others look like they are trying to hard and they are just ugly, overdone, overboobed, wannabe Playboys. I dislike belly piercings so the second hole looks weird and she should make the fake nails shorter but she is the closest thing to natural beauty and that is hot.

[...] First off, remember to vote for your favorite Hooters Girl in the Bastardly Hooters Girl Pageant. This is only Heat A. We’re going until Heat E (or until it becomes annoying/boring). [...]

Page 1, #30

Although I think #83 in the top image is SMOKIN'!!!!

#90

i would say #30 out of them all, except u can totally see where she shaves above her bikini bottoms... gross

You can tell that Number 30 is on birth control pills by the faint brown line extending from her bellybutton to her nether regions. Quite interesting.

#30
#108

[...] The clear winner of Heat A was Hooters Girl #30. [...]

#30!!!

whoo hooters! 108! with 90 as a close 2nd!

30 and 108 look very similar but 30 has the better nose (job?), so I vote for 30!!
She has this Eva Longoria/ Jessica Alba - look. Very nice!

[...] Heat A Chicks Winner: Hooters Girl #30. Runner up: Hooters Girl #90 [...]

I think its really funny how all the guys are like, oh they are fake, and horse faced and they are ugly, but if any of you had a chance with them you would take it in a second. And none of you probably would ever have a chance with any of them.

number 30 and number 108 are gorgeous

yikes #121 needs to learn how to do her make up.

#116 looks like ashlee simpson.

#30 is really cute.

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

dude, whats up with her nipples, they are like going south real damn quick, couldn't you have picked one with nicwer nips at least

Pg 5, #90 reminds me of catherine zeta jones

i think the 30 its the best in Heat A

116 is gross. looks like a fake orange transvestite

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[...] And finally, on this day in Bastardly History…The 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant: Heat A [...]

#30 then 108...if you can get the 2 of them..even betta!!

30 & 108 do stand head and shoulders above the rest! What was up with 121's hair! Ha ha ha. Unfortunate timeing with the camera there.....

Ugly mugs, hot/toned bods, fake tits. All the same.

Def #30 on the first page. She is the only cute one out of all of them.

#90
#108
my first and second choice

love 30.

#30 is the hottest ... definitely ...... she is the only one whuch stirs my groin... the rest have nice bodies but the faces dont turn me on. #30 makes my pulse race...

I saw no. 30 when I when I was 12 years old. Her name is Julio and she was in my 7th grade gym class. LOL! I'm glad her friends posted for her...I'm sure Julio can use all the votes "she" can get.

WooHoo! The cutie on Page 5 Heat A (contestant 90) is easily the most beautiful one here. The horse-faced gal on the last 2 pages, n he otherhand...

I dunno...whats up with her belly button moe?

Page 3, # 80 is actually a MAN!

idiotic comment posted above ^^
#30 is the best by far... the only one with real boobs and the only one that looks like a tranny

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

oh and fussaboy is a freaking dumb ass for voting for the same girl that many time. Repeating yourself doesn't make her hotter.

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown

Heat A # 108 is smoking, i say give her the fake diamond crown