White speedos are bad mmkay...unless you're David Beckham
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex
Only Beckham could get away with this. Anyone else besides him and McConnaghey is just plain WRONG. More delish pics after the jump.
Only Beckham could get away with this. Anyone else besides him and McConnaghey is just plain WRONG. More delish pics after the jump.
He's a little tooo burned, a little too slathered with oil but he's FUCKING DAVID BECKHAM!
*fans herself* I would only EVER consider forgiving the speedos on a man for three men in the world and Becks is one of them. OOOOOH!! I love the Bastardly. I'm gonna cover this site for my campus paper.
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He looks like a lobster.
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hes sooo hot!!!
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teehee *giggle*
*giggle*
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Christmas in July.... More please!
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Oh my, thank you Bastardly.
Yeah. Yum.
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"unless you're david beckham"? um, i'm sorry, NO ONE can pull off white speedos. they look too much like tightie whities. plus, they make him look more orange than usual. anyway, david beckam is overrated.
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"Thank You!" More "hot" guys please!
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no he definitely pulls it off... DEFINITELY... so hot!!!
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Funny how these most likely narly looking bastardly bitches knock almost every BLOTD, but a sunburnt guy with a small penis turns them on. *bewildered* I would love to see one of you woman turn in pics, lol, bet you are ALL too frightened:P
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I don't think he's cute but he definitely has a nice body and he looks fabulous in everything he wears! That Victoria is a lucky bitch!
Smooches,
Ms. GD
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God he's HOTTT!! I wanna eat, lick and ride him.. He is so YUMMAYY!!
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David Beckham is not hot but cute, and that is very sad cause as a dude he should have stopped beeing cute at 17. Its about time he grew up and started looking like a man and not an overly groomed dyke. These white whatsits make him look like he bites the pillow, not a good look. Also he needs to stop tanning, and start growing some arm muscle, if his arms was any smaller hed be looking as pathetic as orlando Bloom..
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Batmorph is a joke. Someones Jealous aww baby. I suppose you fail to notice when females dont rip apart BLOTDs eh? Well not all females feel the neep to rip apart others out of jealousy, maybe you should try the same.
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Yeah, Becks is overrated not just in football but in his physique. Ladies - want tasty, check out Freddie Ljungberg in the Calvin Klein ads. That's a bloke with a great body.
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HOT HOT HOT!! Please leave the ugly shit victoria beckham: skinny, over dark, depressed and most importantly she has an ugly face and an ugly heart. U on other hand, are adonis hahahaha
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THANK YOU!!!!!
*drools*
more schlongs, please!!!
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he has to be the hottest thing on the planet.look at this body..his ass..his face.goddamn bastard!
he needs someone better than Vicky.ANYONE HAVE IDEAS?let's make a matchmake!
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This guy is David Beckham ? Are you sure ? When i saw the pic I think "it's Gearge Michael".
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Okay, Sarah, you redeemed yourself. I was worried you were just going to post pictures of idiot pop stars and make fun of their gay ex-bandmates. But you can never go wrong with Becks...
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wow. a little less tanned he would be really hot.
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Or maybe we just don't feel the need to get every idiot on the internet's opinion on our miserable appearances and existances.
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