Scarlett Johansson wants you to watch Scoop!
Posted on Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 3:03am by Jackson
So we haven't really had much to post about Scarlett Johansson and I don't know what Scoop is about (I'm too lazy to look it up myself). Except for the lack of overwhelming cleavage or a boobie massage from the Golden Globes I'm digging Scarlett in these photos....heck, she's not using Amanda Bynes' bright red lipstick again.
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it looks like she lost a bit of weight. hence, less boobage.
ow ow oww.
more scarlett johansson posts must be in order.
she is the hottest son of a bitch out there.
i just say her on david letterman, she's bloody hot.
i can't get over her, and her boobs look fine to me.
She is the hottest thing coming and going. Perfect!!!
comia-a toda! belas mamas!
Scarlett Johansson is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
She is made of God and Win and Good.
Everything is right on with her. The lipstick....good. The hair...good. Dress.....good. Shoes....good.
Brava, Scarlett.
I'd stick my tongue in her ass! really......
IMO, Scarlett is the hottest in show biz at the moment...
I think she looks better in motion.
I am missing something with all this adoration of this woman. Oh well.
what's all the adoration? She actually has talent, is gorgeous but not too, and she's not a cracked out, dumbass media whore who is just going to be around long enough to fuck a senator and end up in the bottom of a river, or end up begging on the streets for whatever (insert... ie...Tori Spelling, Paris, Lidsay, Tara, etc....) Come on! Better recognize!!!!!
the teeth are an off-white...eggshell color, if you will...no more "cheetos choppers" for her.
i'm actually digging her saggy cleavage now.
@11. haha, that's funny. not a cracked out, dumbass media whore? i'm sure that it takes so much intelligence if you're being felt up and your boobs are being squeezed in front of several cameras to not move, not slap isaac's hands away, and not move back. but instead, being the totally not cracked out dumbass media whore she is, she stands still and looks around saying "what's going on?" right on, there.
i'm surprised she hasn't shoved her boobs up to her collar bone this time. anyhow, she's got an ugly horse/man face.
[...] In comparison, here’s a recent Scarlett post by Jackson. [...]
she is spectacular.
i'd fuck her in the asshole and then pull out and nut in Lisa Guliani's fat face.
pretty
gorgeous
She's kinda perty. I'd fuck her.
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