Eva Longoria is very short but has really large hands
Posted on Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 2:42am by Jackson
So we've determined that Eva Longoria is a midget...and a hot skank... but damn, who knew her hands were big enough to palm a basketball!!! Even a lot of NBA players can't do that!
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She is looking more average and ugly every day.
INCREDIBLY LARGE HANDS FOR SUCH A SMALL WOMAN
it looks like she can palm her own face
Ever since she got photographed without any makeup, she's been wearing tonnes of it and fake tan, wherever she goes.
not sure if I understand the whole "perspective" and "foreground" thing
anyway, soon all amyerikan dogs will eat toenail clippings of fat sweaty sister no one want for the reward in paradise for strapping 45 pounds of mortar rounds to waist in glorious defenxe of true God is great he hates jews and infidels and secular humanialistes
Her hands could palm this!! Anyway...........What jihad jibberish is this "amyerikan" ? FUCK OFF TOWEL HEAD!!!
Hakim, shut the fuck up with your gibberish.
How's about the fatty arbuckle in the bakground? She looks like she is lookong at Eva like a nice afternoon snack from Whataburger.
Why do fat girls always carry their keys in the hands? Is it to make a quick getaway for food or is it so uncomfortable to squeeze them into a pair of jeans that is already struggling to keep the seams together?
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============ She's ok looking, I guess. She's lacking some curves. Vanessa Marcil is definitely prettier! Also Eva's character on the show is soo annoying!========
Uh, it looks like someone had a good time with photoshop!
ur all gay . and have no lives go do something better than write shit about people who look 10 times bettter that u.....fucking gay cunts lol....
WONDER IF SHE DESPERATE TO WRAP UP SOME STEEVO WID DEM HANDZ??? HEHEHE!!!
Eva's a rat face.
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