Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton invades Spain!



Lock your doors and hide the kids! Paris Hilton has arrived in Mallorca Airport !

Spain has now been exposed and contaminated with more STDs.

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15 Scandalous Comments

hope hook nose can get her Valtrex prescription refilled while there.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 10:19am

She's so fucking stupid. I can not stand that dumb girl. She has got to be the dumbest girl on the planet. I can't even stand the sight of her. Not even I would fuck that.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 10:36am

who's the chick in picture 2 just out of jail? She's got a nice mouse look to her...

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 11:02am

that be Paris's new party pal & other fuckbuddy (when she doesn't have Brandon Greasy Bloated Davis).

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 12:48pm

Please, I hope she gets trampled by a herd of stampeding bulls. What a stupid bitch. I agree though, whoever her tagalong is would definitely do.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 3:46pm

Spain needs some creme for the cold sore it just developed.

Paris is so filthy and manky, she can infect an entire country with VD by just setting one huge Incredible Hulk sized Manolo Blahnik ruining foot on its soil.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 4:42pm

Why Spain??????? if we don't anything bad :(

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 9:11pm

I was just reading on tmz.com on how she said she was actually hurt by all the comments people were making about her. I didn't know what to think Im still neutral with her.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 11:57pm

Old nasty girl.. well, she better do her skanky thing, grab her money and run back to the safe USA.. before she is killed for being a infidel.. According to Al-Qaida's deputy leader, Ayman al-Zawahri Spain is going down.

"The war with Israel does not depend on cease-fires ... . It is a jihad (holy war) for the sake of God and will last until (our) religion prevails ... from Spain to Iraq," said al-Zawahri. "We will attack everywhere."

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060728/D8J4LO4O1.html

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 12:40am

What the feck. Anyone zoomed in, just above her ass, on picture #2!? I don't know what the hell that protrusion signifies, but one thing is for certain: this girl is messy!

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 3:32pm

how do you say in spanish 'if that ho even sneezes - duck!'

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 9:07am

[...] To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she’s carrying…she probably pees in the pool too! [...]

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 10:40am

She is not that popular here in Spain. First time I heard about her it was when the porn video came out. She might be dissapointed when she realizes many people dont know her and the ones who do think of her as a slutty girl.

ramalamadingdong....could you have even chosen a more difficult name!? ;-). I am not good with slang, but it might be: ¡si esa puta estornuda...!.About the duck word, the only meaning I now it's the bird one, "pato", doesnt make any sense here though, sorry! :-(

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 @ 6:59pm

stop f&*(in interfering religion and policies into every single topic.
SICK

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 @ 6:08am

[...] To a smaller degree on how older sister Paris invaded Spain, Nicky Hilton decided to infect the local pool with whatever she’s carrying…she probably pees in the pool too! [...]

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 10:40am

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