Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria goes to Sea World!
Posted on Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 1:43pm by Jackson

Eva Longoria took in a show at Sea World in San Diego and decided to use her diva attitude to hog the dolphins from the little kids who wanted to play with them too!
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Certainly this type of attitude was to be expected from one such as skanky, triflin and skinny as she is. I promise you the majority of men don't find her physically attractive...would they do her? sure...but look around...somebodies gettin done at all times...I am awaiting the day when darkness smothers her miniature flame. ENOUGH!!!
Looks like she's walking bow legged again. Hittin' the Brothas will do that to a girl.
Too bad that dolphin didn't jump up and bite her fucking head off.
She must have hear Jessica Alba say how horny the dolphins were when she worked with them. Jealous of this fact, Eva decided she needed to make somthing horny. Doesn't look like it worked...
Eva isn't all that to me. Maxim made her the #1 sexy woman. There list is fucked up. White men are on her cock because she's hollywood's token Latina just like J.lo and Vid Guerra.
Guys question to you....
Do u find her and Lindsay Lohan beautiful?hot? i mean just look wise ( imagine they are not the whores that they are)
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