Breaking News! Caprice Bourret Stretches @ the Pool!! Ow!!
Posted on Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 10:15am by Moelicious
Is it because I'm really unlucky that I've never been to a pool where hot chicks do stretches in their bikini? Rock on, Caprice! Let's hope this is a growing trend @ public pools across the world.For those of you who don't know who much about Caprice, here's a what our friends @ the Wiki have to say...
Caprice Valerie Bourret (born October 24, 1971)[1] is an American fashion model and actress. Much of her career has been in the United Kingdom where she is often known by her first name.
[...]
In 2001, Bourret released her first single as a pop singer, "Once around the Sun", which was co-written by '90s star Chesney Hawkes.
Bourret is also moving into an acting career, having appeared on stage in London in The Vagina Monologues and Rent. She has also appeared in the low-budget films Hollywood Flies, Nailing Vienna, and Jinxed In Love. [Wikipedia]
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lookin good...
DAYAM!!!
whoa!
Great body
Nice legs
Banging her must be a pleasunt activity....
She's not that hot, and she came up with some dumbass excuse for DUI http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5202970.stm instead of having the balls to admit to being a stupid drunken whore
Caprice!!!
Oh, she's quite fit!
Quite fit indeed!
I'm in love with that body!
Yes that is a fine body on her. She has to be maturity at its nearly best. I say nearly because Natalie Bassingtwaigthe from neighbours is the best.
That's a fine body. Probably spent a lot of time in the gym and it shows.
That woman is pure perfection.
Hot bod, no complaints. well, her facial features are a bit too sharp...
GREAT BODY ! UGLY UGLY FACE! AND WHATS A CHICK WITH A HOT BOD IF HER FACE IS CRAP!
"Thank God for Union Jack!!! She is the best UK model out there. Um…Sparta? What do these photos have to do with a DUI?"
She isn't British, and the DUI isn't relevant except that her excuse for being a drunken whore was that the meds she was taking for her STD affected her alcohol metabolism. The fact that she was drinking at all while taking antibiotics makes her stupid, ergo stupid drunken whore...and not that god looking either.
lol, mixing STD antibiotics with booze is NOT a good idea...... alright body, MAN FACE!
ok, the shadow box hair color is so 2004. Another skinny whore with 5 $ boobs. No big deal.
This woman has had more plastic surgery than you can shake a stick at.
She has a Michael Jackson nose! GaaaH!
Who's the Lumberjack she's with in the last picture?
Thank God for Union Jack!!! She is the best UK model out there. Um...Sparta? What do these photos have to do with a DUI?
"Thank you...come again."
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