Bastardly Breaking News! Courtney Cox plays tennis!



Anyone remember that episode of Friends (when it was sucking) where Chandler and Monica play tennis against Chandler's boss and he wants them to lose on purpose??? I wonder if that's how Courtney Cox really is on the tennis court.

On a side note... looks like Courtney is wearing some Nike Dunks...so she's cool in my book!

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15 Scandalous Comments

Looks like her pussy stinks!

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 1:21pm

At least she is keeping fit.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 2:07pm

Wait. She's cool because she wears Nike Dunks? What are you, a freshman in high school? Good god, grow the fuck up. If anything she supports sweat shops and doesn't even care. . . As long as she has her white/grey/pink Nike Dunks then everything will be fine and all the people in the world will think her cool. Right? Wrong! Wake up and smell the coffee, Saucony's are far superior when it comes to athletics anyways. Nike's are shoddily made and fall apart if you try to do anything but prance around looking like some faggot trying to show off his Nike Dunks. Goddamit, shoe whores are worse than women who can't get enough dress'. All they do is sit around talking about the new random shoe with some bullshit design that only 2 were made of, and they got. Fucking geeks is all they are. I'd waste each and every one of you fucking twerps out on the court. Y'all obsess over the shoes that I actually make use of. Punk

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 2:11pm

WOW shithead is on something... This chick has some buff legs. KFC style.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 2:27pm

She look too old.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 2:37pm

hey shithead shut the fuck up. Nike Dunks are the best sneakerss in the fucking world. who the fuck wheres Saucony’s anyways? little kids in africa would rather walk on hot shit barefoot than rock a pair of those.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 2:39pm

gunna, very classy making jokes about poverty sticken kids in africa.

shithead, you might want to rethink telling people to grow up and stop acting like high school kids when you're reading through a celebrity blog calling people geeks because of their shoes. hmmmmm.

dr bob, you fucking piss me off and im not really sure why. maybe it'll come to me eventually.

she looks the same shes boring wtf kind of celerity news is this? like the shoes though..

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 4:28pm

wow all you guys are pmsing or something

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 4:50pm

Remember that episode of Friends where I didn't care what the fuck happened because it's so fucking stupid?

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 5:59pm

Did you guys have a bad day or something ?

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 8:09pm

fuck friends- but i love the dunk lows! she kinda looks like madonna in the pics

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 8:58pm

Sorry to inform you dude, but NOBODY wears Saucony’s, especially for sports.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 8:14am

told you even the Duke knows that

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 10:56am

this is why there is sharapova's and kournikova's in tennis.

ol' lady cox is just a "milk fart" puttering around the court.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 6:13am

i dunno given the chance id still plow that pussy

Monday, January 15th, 2007 @ 9:36pm

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