The Temperature In Jackie Guerrido World Is Always Hot



I haven't seen much of Ms. Guerrido lately, so enjoy devouring these photos. Remember, if you like what you see, you can see it every weekday morning when Jackie does her weather report on Univision. And of course, Spanish language skills are not required---just bring a working pair of eyes. Here's a sample of what you'll see…




Also, damn that dude for having Jackie Guerrido engulfed in his arms. I know certain members of the Community who would forego showering for a week if something like this ever happened to them.

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is it a prerequisite to be a bimbo if your a female weather person or something? (remember jillian barberie?)

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:15pm
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Dude, I think I just filled the cup! I don't care if she only speaks jibberish. I want one for sure.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:19pm
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don't know where you guys all live, so maybe she does come on in the morning where you're at. but for the west coast bastards, jackie does her shake and jiggle weather report every afternoon at around 5:30 PM on univision (Primer Impacto). also, as hot as jackie g obviously is, i actually prefer the super-spicy anchor barbara bermudo.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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god i love this woman too!!!!... maybe even more than bai ling?!??!?!!!!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:56pm
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This chick has streach marks on her sandia's. It also looks like her little piggies are retards.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 4:03pm
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Why in hell is she wearing a padded bra when she already has silicon padded breasts? They make her tits look boxy. I'd still motorboat them though.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 4:09pm
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Who the fuck is the long haired bastard with her??? She is overrated. Too much makeup on her.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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Good god, she's beautiful.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 4:52pm
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Overrated. She's alright, but nothing that great. Her chest looks boxy & fake.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 5:23pm
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for sure she's hot!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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Holy Plastic Surgery Batman, nice boob stretch marks.

She's OK, take any decent looking Hispanic chick and give her a few thousand dollars (or pesos) and she'll look like that, if not better.

Nice body, a much better version of what Vida Guerra tried to accomplish.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 7:30pm
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I'D LIKE TO WORSHIP DAT BODY FOR A WEEKEND!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 10:36pm
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============= Man those are some huge implants she's got in there! Yeah. Anyway, who's the hot guy? Yum.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 11:09pm
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exito total :]

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 11:22pm
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awful pregnancy-scars all over her too big plastic boobies.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 7:34am
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I think that guy is her son. Seriously. As far as I can tell this is the first time she has been photographed with a guy at a public event. She keeps her personal life under wraps.

No one knows how old this chick really is. (my guess is late 30's) but she has two teenage boys (one's close to 18). Again seriously.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 12:17pm
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Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 6:37pm
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Jackie Guerrido is so damn hot. She is great eye-candy to look at! I would love to look at that all day!

Sunday, August 6th, 2006 @ 9:17pm
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jackie is hot and all you bastards that think other wise keep jerking off w/ your eyes closed as for fo4r her strecthies i'd like to spittup on them atleast 4 times a day easy until they really sag backwards

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 @ 1:47pm
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Jackie Gueriddo is a magnet for a good woody thus her beutifull rack and uncanny can promote proper erectile funtioning . ;)~

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 9:02am
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All these people putting Jackie down wish they had someone as fine as her to be with

Monday, June 11th, 2007 @ 10:29am
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[...] And finally, on this day in Bastardly History…The Temperature In Jackie Guerrido World Is Always Hot [...]

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:30am
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Lol #7. I refuse to get on board with the "VG is hot" train... mostly because if you picked up your "ass-ets" @ a doctor's office, then that's not really sexy... It just makes me question whether or not she was born a nina.
Seriously.... I don't care what anyone says... I'm not sure she's not THE man.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:18am
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Lol #7... retarded piggies....
If you can pick up your "assets" @ a doctor's office, then that's not HOT.
I still believe that she was born with a long dong.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:23am
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...what is up with that line between her nose and top lip? jessica simpson has a more extreme version of it too. is it botox or lip plumping or something?

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:21pm
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she is so fine, if all it takes to get close to her is to grow my hair rico suave-esque and dress like a doofus, I am so there dude.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:59pm
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what is up with those stretch marks? Did a tiger claw her chest?

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 10:39pm
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What is up with that stupid padded bra?

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 10:40pm
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