Bastardly Lady of the Day - Noreen



Noreen writes:

Hey, I'm Noreen and I'm 100% Asian (Indian -Bengali to be exact). I'm 17 and I study in London. I have noticed that not many Indians have been in the Bastardly Lady of the Day section so I thought I might help change that :)


Do you like your boobs?
They're fine for my petite body shape. Huge knockers would probably look crazy on me.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
That really depends on the situation but since I'm a virgin, it would probably be a no.

Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
I wouldn't say to try get in my pants as most of these comments have been from Indian Auntie's.. but usually its some random Indian model/celebrity who I've never heard of.

What makes you Bastardly?
Not a lot really to be honest. I'm just an average girl-next-door type. I think the most I could pass for is "cute" but I'm fine with that :D I'm not very wild but it doesnt mean I'm boring either.. I'm the sort of girl who is into sports, music and friends more than makeup, hair and guys.

*If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually "take down" pictures. Cheers!

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203 Scandalous Comments

WOW! gorgeous.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:57am

lol hot..

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:19am

You are propablly the best looking Indian I have ever seen ..
Definatly better looking the the girl that got voted Miss Universe yesterday .... I bet you would have won if you ran against her ;)
Seriously consider a career in modelling or acting

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:28am

Nice eyes but we need body shots, bikini, ass shots, tight sweaters,& whats this shit that she wouldnt look good with huge tatas. We'll be the judge of that bitch.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:41am

what?! no one rippin on the BLOTD today? what happened?

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:16pm

beautiful for sure

NOREEN---if you are reading this can you please leave a comment on how you do your eye makeup? its gorgeous!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:26pm

Wow! Photoshop is Awesome!! Amazing! Breathtaking!

Pls tell me how you photoshop your eyes like that???!!

Hands down, the best photoshop project I've seen!!

NOW THATS A COMPUTER GENERATED BLOTD!!

Bahhh bahhhh black sheep ;)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:38pm

"i'm not into makeup" yeah right - who you trying to fool with your "oh so sweet" answers??! other than the 3 lbs of stucco foundation you got on ur face and the tons of eyeliner you got on in every pic, yeah then you aren't into makeup. sheesh... everyone is being nice today for no reason. she aint all that.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:45pm

Contrary to what she said about having little interest in "makeup" and "hair," this girl is extremely done up in every one of these pictures. And posing for someone or herself. This girl is high maintenance. She's probably afraid of sex sweat ruining her dollface and messing up her hair, and if I were eyeliner I'd be cheering for a permanent vow of chastity just to avoid the post-coital reapplication.

And are you people blind??? Both pics on p.3 are just freaky looking. Obviously some color distortion in the top one but the bottom one I can't think of any excuses. She looks sallow/pale and maybe that's to do with her freakish thinness (look at her pointy right shoulder and clavacles... well-hidden in the other photos). From that angle her body invokes visions of E.T.

I'm not at all convinced by this twig barbie.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:51pm

Yes here come the poop throwers, her lips are too thin , her eyes are too round, too much makeup, knobby knees, club foot, hair lip, uni-brow, hammer-toe, man-hands, limp-wristed ,flat-chested, hairy nipples, outty bellybutton, elf ears, barrel chested,one-legged,wide ass bitch. Oh yea they are coming you just watch.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:08pm

Love the eyes

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:10pm

You're better without the big black ring around your eyes.... but I've seen hotter Indians!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:20pm

Come back in a year when it will be worth my time to comment.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:34pm

Is that a giant cat in the background of the last pic????

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:48pm

am i the only one who thinks she looks like a skinny rat with bulging eyes
?

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:57pm

All that make-up is not required. It makes her look like a cat. She most likely looks great without all that shit on.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:00pm

She said she is more interested in other things than make-up, not that she is not into it at all. Too much make-up or not, she is beautiful. We've seen how bad BLOTD can get, give credit where credit is due!!!!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:15pm

The overuse of liner is a cultural thing. Same thing in my homeland. They lay it on thick and it never counts as a lot of makeup for them, because wearing it goes without saying, nah-mean?

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:22pm

She's beautiful though.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:23pm

Well, I wouldn't kill myself if I woke up tomorrow and looked like her. I think she's pretty damn gorgeous.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:35pm

WOW!!! Noreen ..u make us Indians Proud ;) ..all of 17 and drop dead gorgeous...way to go babes.. u showin the Indian gals the way :) :)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:38pm

Is it just me or is this chick wearing contacts. In most pictures her eyes are one color but in one she is with brown eyes. Also, it looks to me as though this tika tika has had a boob job.
I'm calling BS on this Jihad. She claims not to be into make-up, yet wears a ton of it and also has a fake eye color along with fake tits.

Oh, and a nose job.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:43pm

Funny how all the pretty BLOTDs start off with nice compliments and then as more comments come in, they get bitchier and bitchier... Whatever

I think she's really, really pretty, a bit too fake, but definately good looking.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 3:12pm

@45 Nowhereman
Can you tell me where Caucasia is? My husband's been looking for his homeland all his life. Ha ha

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:11pm

Very, very pretty girl. Haters are just mad because they're a bunch of fat, gay, balding porn addicts

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:14pm

Hot for an Indian (there are some really fugly Indians around where I live), and NOT jailbait here in London. We're allowed to hit it, just can't show you the pictures :-)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:30pm

How can a girl be that skinny and have boobs the size of grapefruits????

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 4:53pm

wowzers. she's gorgeous!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:02pm

Hey guys.. Thanks a lot for all your comments (good and bad ones :D) I’m actually surprised at the amount of nice people on this site!
Not too sure if I’m meant to but I thought I may respond to few things..

Modelling or whatever would be pretty impossible for me since I’m barely 5”2 haha.. plus, I’m studying to be a Lawyer.

Most Bengali’s don’t have the usual characteristics of Indians.. their noses are mostly smaller and wider and the women are more lighter and have a petite body shape.

Jess – I usually use a lot of black eyeliner around my eyes and then white in the inner corners to make them seem smaller.. also shimmer is good for effect – tricks my mum taught me!

Lola – I know I’m thin but I don’t think I’m extremely unhealthy looking.. hell I eat all my mums fatty cooking the whole day, I’m surprised I’m not a whale by now! :D

Jessie – Exactly! I never use that much makeup in r/l but whenever I take pics the people around me insist I do all that.

I’m not sure how it is in the U.S but here “Asian” is referred to anyone who is from any location in Asia.. so I don’t think I’m ‘Caucasian’.

I wear contacts but for my bad eyesight not usually for cosmetic reasons and boob job, you’re joking? Haha.. no way. Nose job too? I don’t like my nose but I’d never go that far :P

Anything else? Lol

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:06pm

I call BS I think they are twins ,1 had nose & boob job and isnt still a virgin. The other one is the nice one, cherry still not popped and no plastic. Still hit em both in a couple years

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:19pm

I am a fat balding porn addict - not that there's anything wrong with that.... but she STILL isnt that good looking

Chimchimcheroo -- here you go on the location of the Caucasus - this is where the term caucasian comes from

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasus

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:27pm

yup, she's very pretty. I love

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:37pm

Chaos: Unlike you, I would ADD one point for being jailbait! But damn, she's f**king hot! I don't care if parts are photoshopped; I'm never going to met her; to me she's just pictures, pictures of a hot, frickin' girl!
Nowhereman: You are right that Indians & Bengalise are not racial asians. I think that Indians are Middle Eastern; I throw them in with Iranians, Iraqis, Turkeys, Kuwaitis, etc. I'm tired of surveys that include Indians in the Asian category! THEY ARE NOT ASIANS! To me, ASIAN=japanese, chinese, thai, vietnamese, cambodian, korean, singaporian, mongolian, indochinese and filipino.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 6:42pm

I don't get if she's not into makeup, why has she caked it on in every single photo?
I can't say I buy the whole 'down to earth' thing.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 7:25pm

She's cute.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 7:39pm

Very, very beautiful.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 7:56pm

didnt know Bastardly was into kiddies

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 8:15pm

She's not as tranny looking as MANlissa the other day but still on the verge...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 8:18pm

Very pretty girl. Can't say anything else, 'cause yer too young!

But I'm sure if I whispered it in your ear, you'd laugh. Then slap me. Figures. Why's it always got to end in abuse?

Why God? WHY?!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 8:32pm

I LOVE GIRLS THAT I CAN JERK IT TOO!!! Thank you Bastardly...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 8:49pm

Tragic Hero, Your comment was great. Exactly what I was thinking but couldnt put it into words as well.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:05pm

EEEEWWW. Does bitch live in Woodbridge Ontario? Fuck youre disgusting. You types sicken me everytime I go to the mall and have to breathe in that sick shit you call perfume mixed with stank BO, along with the visul damage I sustain just looking at your makeup caked faces. Do you ever go to the beach in the summer or actually play sports? What the hell do you do then, cause Ive always wondered. Or are you the type to cake on all that makeup and hope the heat and sweat doesnt melt it all away? Really, tell me, Im dying to know. Have you ever left your house without makeup on?(and I dont mean just your base coat of mascara, eyeliner, and 2 pounds of foundation)
Oh and you do look like Nelly Furtado in that second picture. creepy.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:14pm

Stewie Griffin:

was that comment for real??? Sick fuck she's a kid

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:40pm

I prefer blonde hair and light eyes

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:55pm

someone with a 10 incher please rape stewie in the ass!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:04pm

Hmmm dunno what everyone else is thinking but I think that you're pretty damn gorgeous.... love your eyes!! Is your hair naturally straight or wavy? Well there will always be haters, just ignore it. :D

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:26pm

Im sorry Noreen. Im usually not the person to be so mean and judge someone based on my first impression and soley on looks, but since this is anonymous I will proceed:

When I look at you it makes me sad. What is wrong with our youth today? Have a little dignity and self respect and dont ever post another picture of yourself on the internet, please. Im embarassed that a young girl would go this far just to gain some sort of attention, be it negative or positive. Go out with your friends. Go date boys your age. Go to the movies and giggle and gossip about boys.
Just dont ever fucking show your greasy little slut face here again. You attention seeking whore, get a life. Im saying this because you annoy the hell out of me with your pointy little witch nose and shitload of makeup and crappy shit poses. You love the fact that 40+ men are masturbating to your pictures dont you, you sick fuck? Well I'll save these pictures and help your little porn career along, dont you worry.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:42pm

All you Stewie haters: In less than a year when she turns 18 you'll be saying the same things as Stewie, so stop being hypocrites; (you know you're thinking exactly what Stewie wrote, you're just too f**king scared to write it! So shut up and grow some hair on your balls you bunch of sissy men!!!)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:50pm

I'd put her on my team, but then make her redshirt.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:51pm

She freaks me out, she looks like Osamas daughter.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 12:30am

I'd hit it...hard

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 12:55am

Your eyes are quite huge. But you look a bit sickly.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 1:26am

Haha, wait, I read her answers. That last one is total bullshit. Yeah... you really look sporty. Totally the girl next door.

And Bertha's got some serious momentum. Interesting comment. Nice change of pace.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 1:33am

That's one hot 17 year old. I'm not afraid to say it, if I was in a country where she was of legal age, I'd totally hit that.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 2:05am

yh, shes pretty *yawnnnnnnn*

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:24am

I think we've just learned why 18 is legal age for women. 17 is just too young for non-celebrities' pictures on this site: brings out the pedophiles in a big way. Word to the wise, boss, no more kiddie-BLOTDs.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 6:10am

I echo the comment she is probably one of the best looking Indian women that I have ever seen (and I dated a few)..

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 11:23am

For about the umpteenth time, she's 17 and in LONDON, that makes her over the age of consent. OK, we all know she ain't gonna consent to anybody her mummy-gee hasn't approved, but over here we're at least allowed the fantasy. I sugest that all Merkins close their eyes and pray for forgiveness while we Limeys whack off over 17 y.o. Desi hotness :-)

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 1:48pm

She's very beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 3:09pm

Tragic hero is a sick fuck

Stop being so godamn racist. the way you are poking fun at dowry.. You have no idea what its like do you? In small villages of india, women are burnt alive after marriage for dowry. Its a social menace and stop makin fun of it and making it the core of your stupid comments.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 5:25pm

#65 Rocoje: You've wrote some things that have got to be the dumbest thing I've ever read

"You are right that Indians & Bengalise are not racial asians. I think that Indians are Middle Eastern; I throw them in with Iranians, Iraqis, Turkeys, Kuwaitis, etc"

HELL NO. We Indians are NOT middle eastern, Persian, or Turkish, or Kuwaiti. Say that to any Indian you meet and u will get your butt kicked.

"I’m tired of surveys that include Indians in the Asian category! THEY ARE NOT ASIANS! To me, ASIAN=japanese, chinese, thai, vietnamese, cambodian, korean, singaporian, mongolian, indochinese and filipino"

That would make sense..except for the fact that we ARE Asians. India is located in Asia. It's morons like u who think Asians only means Japanese, Chinese, etc.

The whole Aryan invasion theory is B.S

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 6:44pm

"Stop being so godamn racist. the way you are poking fun at dowry..."

Dumbass i'm not making fun of the dowry deaths, but dowry practice...more people need to make fun of and criticize that backwards ass practice, including that skin colour hierarchy...instead of screaming cultural relatavism and acting like it doesn't exist...

Now fukk off you homotional reactionary emo panda soft my feelings hurt illogical mothafukka...

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 7:47pm

she's very cute. hope she keeps the NAIR close and the stubble at bay.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 5:00am

I don't understand..
She looks good only in the first picture!
I was disappointed when I saw the rest of your pictures :(
And why lie? you are VERY much into makeup, and lots of it!!!!

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 12:55pm

hello noreen
very pretty hunn
well mah mail here is fake anyways
check out this someone stole ya pics on ratedesi made fake account. i feel sorry
http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=188187

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 10:11pm

ur a how u gonna be indian when on ur ratedesi it says ur pure paki n i no ur sis u dont study in london ur in canada arnt u a faker tryna act like another G

http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=188187

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 2:49pm

I doubt it's fake. The ratedesi profile has some pics that aren't posted on here.

Is she lying about being Indian? hmmm.

Friday, July 28th, 2006 @ 4:41pm

BUTTA! Too much eye make up...you look like a cartoon with your drawn up eye brows and super lined eyes. Lose the crappy fake blue contacts too...not cute, stick with natural

Monday, July 31st, 2006 @ 6:43pm

stunning...definately a face for modeling...absolutely georgous

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 3:37pm

god wat the wtf is the prbs of ppl bothered to look her up at the site (sonia etc etc) and say shes not 'indian' and what not,, seems like a bunch of jealous bitches only who'l be so fucked up and PATHETIC, just GET OVER IT

Monday, September 11th, 2006 @ 2:57pm

the media really does need mroe girls who look like this..different races - different types of beauty and amazingness...

although maybe not girls who would do what she did.. i mean at the age of 17 posting ur picture on here... come on now

Monday, September 25th, 2006 @ 12:50pm

Those turtley eeeyeees makes me wanna goo to the zoooooooo... i mean zimbabawe! on the other hand....

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 7:30pm

SERIOUSLY EEVRYONE THIS IS SO PATHETIC, FIRST THIS CHEAP SKANK STOLE MY PICS I DUNNO FROM WHERE AND PUT THEM UP ON THIS CHEAP DISGUSTING WEB SITE WHICH I DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXISTED, MY FRIEND TOLD ME ABT THIS AND I WUZ SHOCKED, HOW LOW CAN A PERSON GET TO HATE ON SOMEONE, I DID NOT TAKE MY PICS TO PUT THEM ON SITES LIKE THIS AND GET FILTHY COMMENTS..............CUZ IF SUMTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ANY OF U I M SURE U WOULDNT LIKE IT SO PLZZZ DISCOURAGE THIS UGLY BITCH AND TELL HER TO PUT UP HER OWN PICS, OR MAYBE SHEZ TOO ASHAMED OF HER OWN FACE THATS Y SHEZ USING OTHER PPL'S PICS, I DUNNO WTF IS UR PROB NOREEN OR WHT EVER UR NAME IS U FREAKIN CHOSE A MUSLIM NAME AND SAY U R HINDU, STUPID ASS............PLZ I REQUEST EVERYONE NOT TO BE A PART OF THIS SHIT AND NOT TO COMMENT ON THIS FAKE PROFILE, I WILL BE VERY THANKFUL TO ALL OF U...............

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 8:18pm

wow, those eyes are intoxicating.... dammnnnnn

Thursday, January 4th, 2007 @ 3:53pm

Hey Noreen Howz Ya..hope life is pleasent with you...Why don’t u working in honey factory..i wud love to knw u better

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 @ 5:43am

send more pics to this goddamned site!. . Ps indians are aryans

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Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:52pm

it's more than obvious most of the bastardly readers are of the sub-continent (indian etc) variety.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:04pm

Wow! I'm really impressed. This is the hottest Lady'o dee day I've seen yet! I can't say anything bad about her...oh ya, watch the severe eye make-up there, Cleopatra.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:20pm

She's probably 18 by now...

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:34pm

I agree with others, less makeup on the eyes. You are naturally pretty, no need to cover it up. Plus, HUGE respect for you regarding the sleeping with a grampa comment. Finally, a girl that says no. I think that shows a LOT about who you are morally. Stay sweet, there needs to be more girls like you. It seems to be a rarity these days.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:48pm

She's cute but nothing extraordinary. Seen too many indians looking like this

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:59pm

tisha, yeah I'm starting to think so too. Anytime there's an indian posted, even if they look ass ugly, there's some people who defend that person like it's their own life on the line.
Anyways, I am not talking about this girl. She looks gorgeous, but I wouldn't post my pics online if I was her. She's too pretty and too young for that.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 1:59pm

she is pretty but i dont know why she keeps emphasizing her eyes with huge amount of eye make up...big eyes are sexy, not huge ones (make up makes them look huge)...esp when you dont have big lips to match them with

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 2:15pm

really cute

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:14pm

she is pretty,

i hate it when white people see an attractive girl that is not caucasian and try to make it seem as if she is caucasian, its so annoying, she is not caucasian

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:44pm

very pretty...love the big beautiful eyes and shiny hair. definitely one of best BLOTDs

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 4:02pm

PIC1 just turns me ONNNNN !

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 5:14pm

She has a couple pretty pictures on here, but most of them have that GODDAMN RETARDED Cleopatra eyeliner shit on. So from there, I'm looking for the finger cymbals and snakes rising from baskets.

Take a jar of Noxema to your face and try again without slutting it up with the war paint.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 5:32pm

Sirs,

(Noreen you are simply stunning!)

I am a British/Bengali....and whilst on a recent trip to Egypt - i was constantly mistaken for an Egyptian....esp. cos i have large eyes and look oddly similar to Tutankamun(!!)
Still.

BTW - Bengalis and Indians are very similar as a race of people....primary they are based near the EAST of India and from the region known as Bengal. Pre-partion there was little that could seperate the race....ofcourse REGIONALLY speaking Indians of the sub-continent had some differences!
The MAIN difference between Indians/Pakis/Bengalis is relatively speaking little....Bengals and Indians are very similar due to geography as are Pakistanis mostly EXCEPT where their closeness to Persia has seen a 'mix' in the blood!

Regards,
GA

ps: Noreen i am always your humble servant, always happy to be mesmerised by ye'r beauty!

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Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 5:48pm

hahahahahah@ big papi

#146,
you sound so gay and cheesy with the p.s comment.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 6:03pm

hey, you look gorgeous! i like ur style.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 9:29pm

Good lord Manny and barcode, have you never seen a 10 or 12 year old boy? She looks absolutely NOTHING like one. Critical dumbasses.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 10:38pm

She is so fine - Wow. I would love to glaze those eyes.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:24pm

...yeah, glaze them with a palmful of cold cream.

Paki, Iranian, whatever. In America they all are suspicious when they board a plane. plus they put way too much fucking curry in their food

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 11:34pm

hmm shes a babe..u bastards stop asking her tits or ass bikinis wtever..for pete's sake shes 17yrs old and a virgin...what do u expect??see how Ms lima influence kids?hehe!

However, she seems nice and sweet...

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 1:56am

I don't know what's wrong with some of y'all, but she's really pretty in my opinion. It's good that she's thin, because eventually she'll put weight on as she gets older. So you know she probably won't ever turn into a cow.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 2:38am

no comments about her...
best of luck gal

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 6:53am

Oh suuuure....they're all virgins until they get married....right, dad?

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 8:52am

Hot

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 10:26am

i think ur pretty:)

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 1:05pm

the most beautiful eyes in the history of the world!!! Noreen you are a DIME!!!

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 2:40pm

sooo beautiful! she does look very middle eastern/ iranian. very exotic, best lady of the day for sure!

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 10:08pm

sat sri akal lol
damn damn damn damn damn ....
you're beautiful.
DAMN ! lol
dude I'm coming to London ... lol Toronto SUCKS !

Thursday, July 12th, 2007 @ 9:53am

Very pretty.

Amazing eyes.

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 10:16am

Beautiful girl.... Very pretty eyes... Ordinary (not trying to be wacky/original) personality, virginal, and self-confidant? You go girl.

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 3:47pm

she's verry pretty

she's second behind heather

Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 5:53pm

BIG PAPI...Still a racist piece of shit huh? everytime i check out the bastardly i must come up with one of your fucking racist comments...Buy yourself a life u bitch...

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:22am

indian women have nice eyes. some of them have natural blue/green eyes.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 1:41pm

Weird people who on earth posted that she was white I sure dont remember anyone saying that and what Big Papi said was funny.

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 10:52pm

shez bengali...in my colony all the chiks are bengalis...cuz i liv in bengali colony.My gf is bengali too.Bengali chiks are tooooooooooo pretty.u see them and u get obsessed by them.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:16pm

Go to Pakistan to see the really beautiful women!

Although admittedly the chances of "hitting" anything a basically zero...

And they're Frigid...

And they're High Maintenance...

But If you just want to wank... than yeah... Pakistan's the place to be...

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 6:00pm

shes not that pretty for an indian.you can walk down any street anywhere in india and find 1000 girls who look better than her daily. she just looks like a model. models are the product of gay culture.gay men choosing boyish looking girls for years has made men think chics like this are hot. it's sad. and nobody really gets burnt alive for dowry in india. whoever wrote that is useless. its like saying every man in usa is jobless and his wife works all day and the men all beat their wives too. its rare.

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007 @ 10:45am

what the hell is wrong with you all and the "nice eyes" crap... they are contacts ...shesh.. and we have no idea what she really looks like ... cause all i'm seeing is a shitload of makeup

Sunday, September 30th, 2007 @ 7:24pm

ok, let's be real here....she is pretty, BUT as she stated herself SHE WEARS contacts. Also.....she says people "MAKE " her wear makeup for pictures. I highly doubt someone put a gun to your head and made you put on makeup - I don't blame you for wearing it - most of us girls do. So, you are pretty, but the heavy makeup and contacts is what takes you up a notch instead of just average pretty - which is what you are.

Monday, October 1st, 2007 @ 5:12pm

"just average pretty - which is what you are"

Cara, give me a break. This girl is clearly above average. You sound like a typical jealous, bitter girl.

Monday, October 1st, 2007 @ 11:08pm

"I wouldn’t have picked this girl for being Indian; there’s a Latin look"

Latin? This girl has sharp features. She looks South Asian or even Arab or Persian.

Monday, October 1st, 2007 @ 11:17pm

you eyes are massive! In a good way of course. What a beautiful woman...and you seem honest, which is refreshing. More power to ya!

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 1:32am

wow...i don't no what to say...i wish i had a girl like you in my life. feel free to say 'hey' at mebz2007@hotmail.co.uk take care!x

Sunday, October 21st, 2007 @ 8:17am

She is just a bull shit..................... Girl............ !!!

Monday, October 22nd, 2007 @ 4:29pm

Simply....GORGEOUS !!!!

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 @ 10:50pm

those eyes are contacts for the ones that say she has amazing eyes

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 12:42pm

most beautiful, most beautiful, most beautiful

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 1:11pm

Yep, they're contacts, but the big doe eyes are beautiful.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 7:59pm

You look like the typical asian girl. Long dyed hair which is either blondish or brown (very popular amongst asians) straightened too much. You wear soo much make up. It must be painful to take it off. Nobody forces you to wear make up. I hate that thing girls do.
"no no, I can't I'm shy"
"Oh c'mon, it will be fun"
"OK then since you keep asking and you won't give up I'll wear this short dress or I'll dace very rowdy coz normally i don't do thigs like that coz I'm so innocent".

Makes me cringe. Wearing make up like that makes your eyes bigger, NOT smaller. You were just complimenting yourself coz I know in the Indian culture big eyes are admired a lot. Maybe if you toned down the eye make up, your lips wouldn't look so thin and small.
I'm not trying to be mean but just tone down the make up, change the hair and I'm sure you would look fine.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 2:02pm

Stunning, my favourite BLotD. The only flaw is that you're that short, but your face is a perfect 10.

Sunday, December 9th, 2007 @ 8:58pm

I don't like Indian chicks because of the drama that goes along with them, but she is gorgeous. Absolutely Gorgeous.

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 @ 10:33pm

Most beautiful Bastardly Lady yet!

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 1:07pm

you look very plastic physically and your answers seem very fake...you're trying too hard to be down to earth but it's not working....you'd call yourself cute-nothing special, not into makeup...(you seem like you're a little too too much into makeup)...lol...that's funny because that's not the way you've portrayed yourself here...i bet you're nasty looking without all that junk on your face and very shallow. And I've seen better looking Indian girls than this chick. She's average-nothing special. Remember-makeup does do wonders (and also photoshop in this case).

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 @ 12:11am

"I’m the sort of girl who is into sports, music and friends more than makeup, hair and guys."

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. This still annoys the hell out of me.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 @ 1:15am

IF THIS IS REALLY YOU, YOU SHOULD CHECK FACEBOOK. THERE'S SOMEONE NAMED Alisa Bahemia ON THE 'MAURITIUS' NETWORK USING YOUR PICS.

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 1:36pm

Finally! There is a god! This one is super hot. I won't say anything naughty since she is jailbait but she is smokin!

To make things even better...in the first pic on page #4 - With them shades on; she looks like Angelina Jolie. Now that is an honor!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:03am

Gorgeous girl!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:20am

She's pretty hot! Of course, the problem with Indian chicks is, as they get older, they get fat and hairy...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:45am

holy shit! she is alsolutely breathtaking in every way!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:17pm

lmao @ Len!!! now that was bastardly!

I thought Nelly Furtado was canadian

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:40pm

stunninggg!!! Looks very Iranian.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:46pm

sweet cherry pie!!!! Turn 18 and I promise you'll be very wel taken care of. WOW. You'd be the pride of the park.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:08pm

painfully boring, as are most virgins.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:35pm

I had an indian chick last yr, fresh yr in college....she had an arranged marriage and sh1t after she graduated...but she was wild tho and had body for days....broad would tell me stuff about how her parents would look down upon her if she did anything to disrepect the family...she let me hit tho....i had to put in work for that sh1t for bout 2 months but it was worth it...

that being said...I wouldn't invest 2 months on Noreen and i'm not trying to give her family 3 cows to fukk her....she's an average birdy...

at most i'd probably try gettin her drunk, maybe pour some cough syrup in rc cola then tape it...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:24pm

Sorry to disappoint the lady but Indians, Bengalis included, are not racial Asians. They're Caucasians. She can be culturally Asian if she'd like. She is beautiful, that's for sure. Absolutely.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:35pm

WOW, she is pretty but there are lot of indian women way prettier than her. Im in India for a project and you wouldnt believe how beautiful the indian women are.

Noreen, your name doesnt even sound bengali. arent most bengalis some mitra or basu or somethin ending with --jee? whats ur last name.
And bengalis are not actually lighter skinned, they are dusky and beautiful. And they have great bodies. Most of the bengalis enhance their eyes. Its sort of some tradition. All of them have killer eyes.. You had posted some hot indian long back-Bipasha basu.. she is bengali too

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:30pm

You say you're not into makeup but you're wearing makeup in every single picture. What's up with that? Please send in a pic where your not wearing any makeup.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:42pm

While Noreen is a pretty YOUNG girl...she is really not old enough to post her pics...here of all places...her eyes are almost too big...I don't see the makeup helping at making them look smaller at all...looks too thin...betcha have trouble keeping weight on? Good luck at your studies...you don't sound apathetic enough to be a lawyer though!!! Like your answers and your reply was very "level" quite mature for a youngin' :)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 7:58pm

she has the body of a 12 year old boy... this is kinda sick

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 8:16pm

75 lbs of makeup later she looks like this...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:41pm

It takes a total perv to "look at it from the right angle" on a 17 year old GIRL... fuckin sick

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:56pm

The age of conset in the United Kingdom is 16 so, depending on where one is, she's not really jail-bait.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:05pm

Beautiful eyes!!!!!!!! She is very prety!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 6:16am

"""GIve her family 3 cows to fuck her? """

Tragic hero.. you really are a sick fuck.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 5:29pm

HOLY SHIT! I had never seen a BLOTD get so many COMPLIMENTS! Everybody loves hes, including me! Girl, you're gorgeous! Beautiful! Congratulations! Not being ripped off in this site is a real feat. You did it girl. Very Well!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:56pm

sorry but the caucasians are not the most beautiful as a racist idiot made you think

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:46pm

Wow, she's very pretty. I didn't care for her answers, though. So she says she's more into sports than she is into makeup? She must be obsessed with sports then. I don't mind her makeup though. It looks cute when she's looking down or off to the side. It'd be nice to see her a little bit more natural though, because she's a pretty girl and I'm sure she would look good with less makeup. Definitely Bastardly Best Of, either way.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 5:16pm

Wow, she is gorgeous.

Seriously though, BLOTD jailbait is dangerous, as evidenced by the above comments.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 10:42pm

Never heard of Bengali before but if their women look like this they're doing something right. I wouldn't have picked this girl for being Indian; there's a Latin look about her which I like. Def most attractive Indian I've ever seen.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 2:54am

she looks older for 17 year old .....creepy eyes

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 6:58am

Bengali fire

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 8:58am

JUst out of curiousity what race do you find the most beautiful. I bet your answer will be quite hilarious.

Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 10:54pm

actually all bengali gals and women are beautiful.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:18pm

wow! her eyes...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:08am

Wow! She is the prettiest girl I've seen for Lady fo the Day. She should definately be modeling!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:26am

Gorgeous, gorgeous.

Take some of that makeup off your eyes and let's see what you really look like under all that shit you say you're not into.

Plus booty n' tits pics and you're all set.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:48am

NOW THATS A BLOTD!!!!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:19pm

I guess I am in the minority when I say I dont think she is pretty and is in fact kinda creepy looking... the eyes are ok -- but the rest of her is offputting

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 1:36pm

well, the eyes certainly are enhanced by the Cleapatra makeup. I think if you wipe that away, she has pleasant eyes, but nothing stunning. She's a cute kid. Get back to us in 2 years.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:25pm

She's beautiful if you like tranny looking girls.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 2:35pm

You say you're not into makeup but you're wearing makeup in every single picture. What's up with that?

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:30pm

Is it just me?

She is so pretty but why the tacky jewels and costumes? It looks like you are imitating some indian queen.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:45pm

"I can’t say I buy the whole ‘down to earth’ thing."

She's not down to earth...bird is probably afraid her family and arranged marriege husband finding this site and reading her true answers...then proceeding to beat her ass up, disown her and take away her dowry...

I know desi chicks like her wearing designer stunna shades and the like...

makeup, hair and guys>>>sports, music and friends

First...Desi's don't know sh1t about sports...besides camel racing and crickett name a sport they do?...second, this broad spends more time at the salon then gay hairdressors, peep all the makeup, the brows, the professional trim, the nails....lastly, boys? ahahahah...there are over a billion desi heads on this planet...it's no secret that they fukking...c'mon now...

I've had enough little massala pieces do my homework to know the deal...

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 8:01pm

Stewie Griffin is a PEDOPHILE

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:41pm

didnt realize the bastardly was a kiddie website... gross

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:57pm

She has huge Egyptian eyes...weird...but stunning

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 12:58pm

Come to Kolkata India...nd u can see prettier chiks than her.
am not joking...!!!!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:20pm

totally hot...for a 17yo

wait a year, then submit in some hotter pics!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:12am

Very beautiful girl, I love those almond shape eyes, perfect oval face, great skin and fantastic eyebrows !!!!!!!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:50am

not only is she gorgeous, but i like her facial expressions. she looks sweet. innocent. i wouldn't hold my breath for bikini pictures, guys. she's not the type.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:22pm

Continued.... girls with their hair permed as she does in some of the photos. Had I seen more girls like her in England, I might have stayed put!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:53pm

too exotic looking- I like em ALL AMERICAN!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:42pm

whoa R Kelly (aka www.Bastardly.com)

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:59pm

oh well yeah, send pix of your moms

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:13am

absolutely gorgeous

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:58am

i love her

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:22pm

Continued.... girls with their hair permed as she does in some of the photos. Had I seen more girls like her in England, I might have stayed put!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 5:53pm

17 and the body of a 10 year old child.... sick... is this legal?????????????

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:44pm

"Stewie Griffin

I LOVE GIRLS THAT I CAN JERK IT TOO!!! Thank you Bastardly… "

I seriously hope that is a joke u sick mother fucker

this is why there should NEVER be underage girls as BLOTD

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:01pm

"The most I can pass for is cute"???????? Dear god girl... you're gorgeous. If you weren't jailbait.... Is that a twin I see in the last pic?? Even better! Nice attitude too.. doesn't seem like a completely self possessed biatch. Oh.. just less makeup would be nice. 9/10. Point deduction for being jailbait.

Hands down the hottest Indian chick I've ever seen....EVAR.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 11:59am

PEDOPHILIA to the max with this post!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:45pm

stewie should be behind bars and getting raped in the shower on a daily basis

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:03pm

Those eyes, oh my those eyes!!!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:04pm

manny, you have problems if you're looking @ it from that angle.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 9:46pm

Gorgeous eyes! (I'm sure you hear that all the time.) You don't look so much "Indian" IMO, they usually have very dark pigmentation around the eyes. Your skin is also pretty fair. Must be that Bengali blood. I'm Mexican but get mistaken for Indian, Pakistani, Lebanese, Israeli, Egyptian. You name it, I've heard it. I always ask (because it's usually the Middle Eastern/ or Indian men in the 7-11's who ask if I'm their nationality), Do I get a discount if I am?

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 12:11pm

Wow....you are truly truly beautiful. I like the makeup. Your eyes are stunning and it's good to have the playing up. You should totally model.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 6:40am

I think shes absolutely stunning (most indian women are that ive met) but i agree with everyone that she is definitely into hair and make up in a big way. There's nothing wrong with that though, it doesnt have to be a secret girl. Kind of reminds me of Aishwarya Rai with the huge eyes.

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 2:26pm

most overrated blotd ever. shes not hot or pretty. wears color contacts and too much makeup.. not hot.

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 4:33pm

umm like seriously.. WOW... one damn good looking girl!

Monday, June 2nd, 2008 @ 11:25am

Well, she's got beautiful eyes,and i hope she's got a beautiful body with nice looking tits, 'cause i wanna get into her panties.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 @ 9:57am

maaan she looks like dead...or a real doll....gross!!!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 12:45pm

retarded people needs go to hell

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 7:53pm

I think she's hideous and fake. She wears way 2 much makeup and is a liar for sure. Apparently she's not that into make-up, sure, you look like you own a make-up factory. Doubt your a virgin too now.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 @ 10:40pm

I am a virgin, how dare you say I'm not! Are you trying to get me beheaded and have my head used for a soccer ball?? would that make you happy??

Friday, July 25th, 2008 @ 1:41am

Very nice face, gorgeous eyes and a wonderful complexion.
Type of girl i'd love to admire over a candle lit table.

XX

Monday, August 4th, 2008 @ 4:38pm

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