Bastardly Breaking News! Kristin Cavallari can read!
Friday, July 21st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Kristin Cavallari wants us to believe that she's just not another dumb blonde and shows us the reading material that gets her through the day. Or...atleast she wants us to think that she can read but really all she's buying these magazines for is to look at the pictures to occupy herself while sitting on the crapper.
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Oh yeah, I'd fuck her!
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I like the outfit. Looks like easy access.
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Aahh, The Enquirer, no better crappin' material in the world.
Ya know that's what she's hiding under that Us...
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Skank.
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She has a real bland 'dough' face is what i'd call it...but yea that's the result of the general WASP in America, that blend of Irish, German, French, Dutch etc mongrel face...ahahah don't take this too offensively people cause it's not to say that it means they're are ugly just rather generic
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Bach,
you fat americans can't even compare
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bach.. BEING generic does not mean being UNIQUE.. and the majority of u are FAT and stupid!
so why don't u just go eat a Burger or whatever u guys do !
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Us 'euros' are not boring at all, and like ThatWasABigAssExplosion says, at least we aren't fat
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oh shut the fuck up all of you fucking losers. there are fat and skinny people no matter where you are and the same goes for being ugly and anything else you apparently judge people for. newsflashh londonbitch you stupid whore from fucking hell i live in londonand i see plenty of fat fucking pieces of shit walking the streets and people here can be fucking rude as hell. so go fuck yourself up the ass with a banana and shut your hole. hole as in mouth, not ass, because im sure that stays open 24/7 like a drivethrough.
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There's usually only about 5 words in a magazine like that anyway. I know. I "read" all of them religiously.
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Kristin is not a wasp... she's actually Italian
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*sigh*
Hem your freaking pants.
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To the Euro Trash section, fuck off! We may have some fatties, but have you all looked at your fucking teeth lately? You know if my teeth were rotting out of my fucking skull and crawling with God knows what, I might start to baby them a little bit, you know, a tooth brush, some tooth paste, hell maybe even some floss. Did I mention, fuck off?
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that comment about "prefering a certain look, with eye colour that isnt brown"...I never understand the people who must have a certain look to their woman, to actually not want to date someone for their eye colour is the strangest, most immature thing I have heard. Most people dont really have the opportunity to be so picky, yet they act as if they have every right to.
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Narrative tore-me-up.
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"there are fat and skinny people no matter where you are and the same goes for being ugly and anything else you apparently judge people for.'
I will agree with this, stereotyping and blanket statements are lame.
I'm Italian but I don't own any Rocky movies, my house doesn't smell like garlic, just my balls, Italian mens' testicles are really two garlic balls, that's how the myth started. Where was I, oh yea "forget about it". You will have to excuse me I have to go meet my friend Pauli and Giovanni, we are going to go pick out medallions together after a nice pasta meal.
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Everyone has preferences in LOOKS, doesn't mean that you want a partner that looks like that.
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What's a WASP?
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And she's a BUTTAFACE BROWNBAGHER
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Has any1else puked yet...@ the sight of her hair extensions? God knows if I had that much money, I wouldn't be lookin like a god damn britney...thats 4 sure!!
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Caliban.. hahaha you're sick. Garlic balls.. hahaha
Stereotyping is bad enough in the "real world" but it's out of control on this site.. Then again I'm and an Italian/Polish American, like the Rocky movies and like the pasta.. hmmmmm..
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she's aite... i thought she was the most sane person on laguna beach, after talan/dieter maybe
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who is this kristin? has she done anything substantial? bleh..
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who the hell is this woman???
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You're all off the mark.
Asia has the hottest chicks in the planet.
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Hey, im French and African American. How about that is that a bad combo. I heard jessica abla is French and Hispanic. Sometimes people say I look like her ,beycone or mila kunis. I just wanted to know because ya'll sure do rag on French people a lot.
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Sorry for the double post
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Ashely - post your pic...I want to see you.
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Are you that same Ashley who is always posting those racial slurs was that you?
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BACH I LOVE WASPS THERE SEXY AS FUCK. ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE NATURAL BLONDE HAIR. SHITSTEN IS JUST A DUMB CUMPSTER WITH GIANT TEETH. I WINDER HOW MANY PRODUCERS, SCRIOPT PEOPLE, SET DESIGNERS HAVE SPUNKED ON THEM....NOT TO MENTION ALL THE Z LIST 'CELEBS'
SHES JUST STRETCHIN HER 15 MINS OVER AND OVER BY BEIN A NASTY STD RIDDEN GLORY HOLE
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dont you love how ashley isnt responding?!
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She got into USC. So yes, she can read.
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'pretty' face?
u americans genuinly do not have good taste in woman!
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DonkeyCock, welcome to the wonderful world of the pajama fetish!
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We Americans are beautiful. And for the Wasp comments: That's whats makes us unique. Meanwhile euros are so boring!
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Personally I prefer WASP...I don't like ethnic-looking bitches, a la Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima. I prefer blonde but tan, eye colors other than brown.
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PS. Im going to put my picture on here I just wanted to know if ya'll are going to be nice. Alright thanx
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Any hair color that is not dark and mousy, a la Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima.
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