Bastardly Breaking News! Kristin Cavallari can read!



Kristin Cavallari wants us to believe that she's just not another dumb blonde and shows us the reading material that gets her through the day. Or...atleast she wants us to think that she can read but really all she's buying these magazines for is to look at the pictures to occupy herself while sitting on the crapper.

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Oh yeah, I'd fuck her!

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:02pm
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I like the outfit. Looks like easy access.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:05pm
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Aahh, The Enquirer, no better crappin' material in the world.
Ya know that's what she's hiding under that Us...

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:14pm
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Skank.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:49pm
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She has a real bland 'dough' face is what i'd call it...but yea that's the result of the general WASP in America, that blend of Irish, German, French, Dutch etc mongrel face...ahahah don't take this too offensively people cause it's not to say that it means they're are ugly just rather generic

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:53pm
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Bach,

you fat americans can't even compare

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 1:01pm
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bach.. BEING generic does not mean being UNIQUE.. and the majority of u are FAT and stupid!
so why don't u just go eat a Burger or whatever u guys do !

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 1:41pm
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Us 'euros' are not boring at all, and like ThatWasABigAssExplosion says, at least we aren't fat

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 1:43pm
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oh shut the fuck up all of you fucking losers. there are fat and skinny people no matter where you are and the same goes for being ugly and anything else you apparently judge people for. newsflashh londonbitch you stupid whore from fucking hell i live in londonand i see plenty of fat fucking pieces of shit walking the streets and people here can be fucking rude as hell. so go fuck yourself up the ass with a banana and shut your hole. hole as in mouth, not ass, because im sure that stays open 24/7 like a drivethrough.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 1:58pm
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There's usually only about 5 words in a magazine like that anyway. I know. I "read" all of them religiously.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 2:12pm
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Kristin is not a wasp... she's actually Italian

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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*sigh*

Hem your freaking pants.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 3:59pm
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To the Euro Trash section, fuck off! We may have some fatties, but have you all looked at your fucking teeth lately? You know if my teeth were rotting out of my fucking skull and crawling with God knows what, I might start to baby them a little bit, you know, a tooth brush, some tooth paste, hell maybe even some floss. Did I mention, fuck off?

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:06pm
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that comment about "prefering a certain look, with eye colour that isnt brown"...I never understand the people who must have a certain look to their woman, to actually not want to date someone for their eye colour is the strangest, most immature thing I have heard. Most people dont really have the opportunity to be so picky, yet they act as if they have every right to.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:31pm
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Narrative tore-me-up.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:35pm
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"there are fat and skinny people no matter where you are and the same goes for being ugly and anything else you apparently judge people for.'

I will agree with this, stereotyping and blanket statements are lame.

I'm Italian but I don't own any Rocky movies, my house doesn't smell like garlic, just my balls, Italian mens' testicles are really two garlic balls, that's how the myth started. Where was I, oh yea "forget about it". You will have to excuse me I have to go meet my friend Pauli and Giovanni, we are going to go pick out medallions together after a nice pasta meal.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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Everyone has preferences in LOOKS, doesn't mean that you want a partner that looks like that.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 7:39pm
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What's a WASP?

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 11:05pm
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And she's a BUTTAFACE BROWNBAGHER

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 11:06pm
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Has any1else puked yet...@ the sight of her hair extensions? God knows if I had that much money, I wouldn't be lookin like a god damn britney...thats 4 sure!!

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 @ 5:10am
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Caliban.. hahaha you're sick. Garlic balls.. hahaha

Stereotyping is bad enough in the "real world" but it's out of control on this site.. Then again I'm and an Italian/Polish American, like the Rocky movies and like the pasta.. hmmmmm..

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 @ 6:09am
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she's aite... i thought she was the most sane person on laguna beach, after talan/dieter maybe

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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who is this kristin? has she done anything substantial? bleh..

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 @ 2:40pm
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who the hell is this woman???

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 @ 8:49pm
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You're all off the mark.

Asia has the hottest chicks in the planet.

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 @ 7:56am
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Hey, im French and African American. How about that is that a bad combo. I heard jessica abla is French and Hispanic. Sometimes people say I look like her ,beycone or mila kunis. I just wanted to know because ya'll sure do rag on French people a lot.

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 @ 9:28pm
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Sorry for the double post

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 @ 9:33pm
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Ashely - post your pic...I want to see you.

Sunday, September 17th, 2006 @ 10:24pm
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Are you that same Ashley who is always posting those racial slurs was that you?

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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BACH I LOVE WASPS THERE SEXY AS FUCK. ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE NATURAL BLONDE HAIR. SHITSTEN IS JUST A DUMB CUMPSTER WITH GIANT TEETH. I WINDER HOW MANY PRODUCERS, SCRIOPT PEOPLE, SET DESIGNERS HAVE SPUNKED ON THEM....NOT TO MENTION ALL THE Z LIST 'CELEBS'
SHES JUST STRETCHIN HER 15 MINS OVER AND OVER BY BEIN A NASTY STD RIDDEN GLORY HOLE

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 7:39am
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dont you love how ashley isnt responding?!

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 5:13pm
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She got into USC. So yes, she can read.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 9:40am
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'pretty' face?
u americans genuinly do not have good taste in woman!

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:14pm
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DonkeyCock, welcome to the wonderful world of the pajama fetish!

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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We Americans are beautiful. And for the Wasp comments: That's whats makes us unique. Meanwhile euros are so boring!

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:57pm
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Personally I prefer WASP...I don't like ethnic-looking bitches, a la Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima. I prefer blonde but tan, eye colors other than brown.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 3:32pm
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PS. Im going to put my picture on here I just wanted to know if ya'll are going to be nice. Alright thanx

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 @ 9:31pm
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Any hair color that is not dark and mousy, a la Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 3:33pm
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