Would You Like To Be Pamela Anderson's Kid?



Just like I want to win Angelina Jolie's Super Ultra Mega Adoption Super Lottery, I wouldn't mind sampling a little of Pamela Anderson's maternal side. I mean, your life would involve watching your mom whore herself (I admit, slightly painful for a while, but that will fade w/ over exposure), but it will also involve hanging around hot chicks (who'll already know that Tommy Lee was your daddy), traveling on someone else's tab & God knows what else.

Regardless, please give your Bastardly take on this. Should we feel bad for the little buggers or be envious of their cracked-out lifestyle?

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She's how old, now?

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 10:45am
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Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 11:57am
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who is his father? it's not tommy lee is it?!

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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I feel bad for the kids....

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 12:44pm
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You know these kids are going to have mommy issues when they get older. They'll find themselves attracted to women like this because hey...it's only natural, but then they'll feel guilty because they'll remind them of their mother and then they'll feel disgusted with themselves. Jesus, then they'll end up being either abusive or total basket cases in relationships.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 2:10pm
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Would not want to be Pam's kid, no matter how much $ she has.
What could she teach me about the world? How to be a plastic whore?

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 2:53pm
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I don't care what you say, if she were my mommy I would still be nursing on her tits at 34 and I would try eventually get her to go full incest.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 4:15pm
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Page seven looks like she is taking a shit and has wiped some on her shoulder or she just recently got through a domestic violence Friday.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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I understand that she's older now but at the same time she's starting to show her age. The 5 inch layered makeup isn't so hot anymore, along with the painted on eyebrows and the old lady titties sagging from her expensive bikini.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 4:47pm
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She should be ashamed of her cellulitic legs.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 5:07pm
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Better off with Mommy Pam than Daddy Tommy Lee.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 7:17pm
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I feel so sorry for her kid having to follow mommy around as she whores herself to some rich guy. and you know from all the pictures that are on this post thats exactly what she is doing I mean she cant afford a trip to St Tropez on her own she probably could with her Stacked money but she wouldnt be staying at some posh hotel that costs thousands of dollars a nite just to walk in the room besides that Stacked crumbled last season. Shes got a sugar daddy there somewhere maybe its that guy in the first picture, who could really blame her though she's still got it somewhat, better use it before its gone.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 3:23am
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Nasty Hep C plastic bitch. Go the fuck away already. Marry your rich but low self esteem rich guy already, so you can live out your dream of never having to lift a finger for yourself.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 9:34am
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Aaahh moss dear...the one who actually assumes that a woman with a drink in her hand in going to mess up her life....but apparently sees nothing wrong with a mother who whores herself to everyone....

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:44pm
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Is it jus me? I feel sorry for her kid

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:52pm
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I've seen her on E ! (sick channel)
she looks old, the skin of her breast looks like it's going to crack.
I bet if she came back to normal her body would look strange.
how can you do that really, for money ?
I can not explain, when she was young, with normal size breast, normal color hair, she looked adorable.
thank go she did not touch her nose.

the kids ?
they gonna be just like daddy...
at least they won't have to use enrique iglesias condoms ! :)

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 @ 7:22pm
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Ummmm? No.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 12:24pm
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The kid seems ok.. doesn't make me want to call child protective services on him like some celeb's kids. At least he gets to hang out with his mom. Rather than being sent to boarding school and ignored.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 10:49am
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I don't care what you say, if she were my mommy I would still be nursing on her tits at 34 and I would try eventually get her to go full incest.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 4:15pm
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she looks like a hermaphaditic sebastian bach in that second picture
and what the fuck is that she is wearing
a diaper?
too much anal sex with tommy lee's 9 inch cak

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 10:49am
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You know for someone that has Hep C
she REALLY DRINKS A LOT!

It's going to kill her before that kid graduates college.

Monday, July 28th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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