Bastardly Breaking News! Jennifer Love Hewitt grocery shops!
Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Oh Jennifer Love Hewitt....we just can't get enough of your normal boring life. In everything that we've seen her do (i.e. go to Starbucks, Koo Koo Roo, McDonalds, etc.) we've not gotten a slight glimpse of those sweet lovely puppies...give us a nipslip or an upskirt...something damnitt!
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Please find some nudes of this sweet thing!
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dartmouth
the hillbilly of ivy league schools
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I stil don't get that feeling from this woman but it seems that she isn't wearing make-up and that I can appreciate.
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Dartmouth seems like the kind of technique a girl like Jennifer would love.
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she looks like she is filling out more..... NOT a bad thing
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I am starting to think it is too late for her....sagging boobs, her ass is bigger than his..."The saddest thing in life is wasted talent. If you've got talent and do the wrong thing, nothing happens. But when you do right, good things happen." I *really* hope it's not too late to do right!
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She should start shopping topless. I mean, it's the latest trend, right?
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Saggy
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Another great example of an obviously staged photo op for Hewitt. It makes no sense why a supermarket would allow unwelcomed paparazzi members to harass customers otherwise.
It seems that Hewitt's tag along bloke is choosing to dress down to a Kevin Federline level. By the way he's hunched over on the shopping cart something tells me he woke up before his possibly normal 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I would be sorry to tell Jennifer Love Hewitt the feelings this guy is portraying through his body langauge, even with the cameras there, is hardly love.
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[...] Jennifer Love Hewitt really does lead a boring domesticated life. I don’t think we’ve ever had anything scandalous with her… going to the Vietnamese nail salon or grocery shopping hardly qualifies as anything exciting. [...]
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Todd Darger has hit the nail on the head---twice.
1. right, that such photos would HAVE to have been staged
and
2. the "boyfriend" is just a PUBLICITY STUNT. If it "hardly looks like love" on
the part of the guy, it ISN'T!
Another sharp-eyed fan clued me into this kind of body language...for example,
NO couple has either/both parties looking BORED SILLY...but this is EXACTLY
what's going on here...but, it's SUBTLE...so DON'T BELIEVE THOSE TABLOIDS
because tabloids and paparazzi are in cahoots with each other!
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what´s wrong with you guys? can´t you just get it that they really love each other? btw i think ross is a wonderful man and she seems to be a nice woman. i wonder if you and your girl-/boyfriends always have the same grin on your face.... ??
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[...] Jess, whatever you do, don’t become a Jennifer Love Hewitt. Take it off while there’ still a market, damn it!! Give Hef a call on his infamous “Yes, I’ve now decided to pose naked” phone line. [...]
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Sagging? Are you an idiot? She has a pair of ski-slope tits. They hang down due to the effects of gravity, but those nipples point straight out, or even up. They are perfect. And to the guy that says she has a big ass, you have to be kidding, right? This girl weighs about 120, and 20 of that is tit.
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Nice Boobs:-)
She have very big boobs, and probably no bra on that picture - so its normal that they are hanging. I think she have a nice body and fantastic breasts:-)
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Oooh Lord! They looks real sad, saggy:-(
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Love is sweet,cute and the best example of the girl-next-door in the celebrity realm. Just because she enjoys a simple lifestyle people pick on her. To the ney sayers...just what do you do in life...thought so...God's Blessings Love.
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ps. Heartland usa love you.
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Also, this girl is so involved in charities and helping the average person that needs help.I have heard so many positives about her. The photo hounds are everywhere this girl goes(which is plain rude). IF it is celebrity related,then she is fair game...but not in a gas station or at Mc Donalds...come on..allow her to live.-Rick
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She is awesome!!! Sweet, cute and all woman!!! I would take her over most if not all the other "sexy" celebs!!!
Keep going JLH!!!!
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what´s wrong with you guys? can´t you just get it that they really love each other? btw i think ross is a wonderful man and she seems to be a nice woman. i wonder if you and your girl-/boyfriends always have the same grin on your face.... ??
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