The Bastardly Remembers... Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Come on now ladies...if you owned this VHS tape growing up in the 80's, idolizing Alyssa Milano in her Samantha Micelli days, just admit it. This is just more evidence that she was destined to be forever hot.
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- Bastardly Hottie Flashback: MTV's Ananda Lewis in the House!
- Bastardly Remembers... Carmen Electra @ 1997 MTV VMAs in NYC













Alyssa is still and always will be one of the hottest women on the planet.
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She looked like a geezer bird in Chrmed.
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I had that very poster when I was a kid. The one with all the buttons on her jeans. the last pic. Goddamn, I can't even remember how many socks I hardened to that poster.
If this don't work, then fuck off.
I had to do some research as this brought up some old memories. This was the best quote about it, IMO.
"It might seem weird to be dancing with strangers in a misty alley today, but in the 80s, it was almost unheard of to dance anywhere else. If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley right around the corner." - Seanbaby
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Plain then, ugly now.
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I don't need a free credit report you fuckin' moron.
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She was alright as a kid, I never watched Who's the Boss so I only really remember her from the movie Commando where she play Arnold's kidnapped daughter.
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Close up from pic 1:
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8388/alyssamilano07130601jd2.jpg
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Christian, that was some funny shit man.
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Born a natural beauty like Anne Hathaway, Always will be a beauty till old age! :-)
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Me thiks that is a hairy belly-button. If you go down a little lower I bet she has the old Dirt Track to the Meat-shack.
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I'd poke her in the brown eye and then serve up a dish of stink pickle. But that's just me.
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The hair grows out of the belly button and up the tummy, OMG how sick.
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her hair doesnt grow out the belly button. it comes from the bottom of her stomach (probably her snatch actually) and up. most woman have hair in the same pattern, hers is just more excessive and very dark.
the link in number 9 is funny though.
alyssa was always hot and probably always will be. lucky.
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Lots of Italian/ Latina girls have treasure trails.
Sadly, this is where she peaked. Next time I saw her she had enhanced her beauty with lotsa tats.
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Lot's of latina girls have hairy nipples too ***shudder***
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Yah.....sure because you've seen so many latina/italian naked women. nahhhhhhhhhhhhh go and play with your hand (the most faithful girlfriend YOU can get)
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Everyone has hair in places they don't want it, that's why we trim. I keep down stairs real low it's only fair so she doesn't poke herself in the eye or tickle her nose. And it makes clean up easier for those times you get milk on your whiskers.
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It's actually a horror movie..."Alyssa Milano's Teen Stream of Body Covering Pubic Hairs".
NAIR made this post possible.
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nahhhhhhh,
are you offended because you have hairy nipples?
it's ok to have hairy nipples, just a bit gross.
and yes besides my husband my hand is my very best friend!!
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Looking at her younger photos makes me wonder again where her tits came from. Not that I'm complaining or anything.
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[...] On this day in Bastardly History…The Bastardly Remembers… Alyssa Milano’s Teen Steam [...]
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I like these 'days in bastardly history'.
That woman is so hot....that if I were to meet her in person, I would probably spontaneously combust.
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I don't get it. She is hairier than a fat italian guy and she is so..........average.
where's the appeal???
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# 1 I AGREE WITH YA. THESE PEOPLE HERE ONLY LIKE UGLY ASIANS.
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is that a hairy belly button in the first pic?
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Goddammit, you should let us apply html, and css to these posts, mo'fuckas!
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