Newly Nude Natalie Portman One Step Closer to Releasing Closer: Director's Cut
Monday, July 17th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
Natalie Portman on the cover of the August, 2006 Australian Vogue Magazine
The stunning actress will be seen completely naked during torture scenes in the upcoming historical drama Goya's Ghosts, which focuses on revered artist Francisco Goya.
Portman plays Goya's muse, Alicia, who becomes embroiled in a scandal after she is accused of being a heretic by a monk. [News.com.au]
It was recently learned that Nats will be seen fully nude in her upcoming flick, Goya's Ghosts. It will be one of those artsy scenes in which only the true Horndogg will get a hard-on. Yes, my friends, I'm talking about every non-artist horndogg's fantasy. It's where a fully nude hottie lays in front of you while you drown yourself in naughty thoughts & try your best to draw her sexy bod.
W/ that in hand, it's pretty obvious that Nat has a very odd double standard when it comes to showing her nippies. She refuses to get naked for a dude inside a strip club's VIP room (where some places in the world you're expected to all the way), but she's all game when it comes to laying across a couch & allowing some dude to draw her naked ass. Since when did class have to be a factor in all of this, God damn it?!
Natalie, since you're already gonna show your bits & pieces to the world (yes that includes the Hardcore Jewish Horndogg Community), why not finally release those hidden scenes from Closer? You know, those juicy scenes that only famed director Mike Nichols wacks off to each night of the week (bastard). Do it for the Community, baby!!!
Sadly this has already been debunked, over at Egotastic. A body double will be used!
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Nat over Keira ANY day. Even tho they look like clones -- Keira bugs the SNOT outta me.
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Luckily there are what, like 8 topless beach photos, at least 2 see-throughs, a no-holds-barred ass picking shot, and even a bent-over nip slip IIRC.
I think if her movies ever start to suck, she'll go the whole UN ambassador route. Sigh.
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Very pretty. Lol, Moe - s'okay.
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very cute, no tranny shit here. i hope whoever rings her bell next...convinces her to embrace her girly side (and the ensuing hottness).
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She is cute for sure and has a models face, but it's just the overall little boy body that's ruining it for me. It's not the lack of breasts by themselves, it's the overall size on top of the mosquitos bite breasts that kind of puts a bit of a damper on it for me. I can handle petite women and women with no breasts but put them together say with a shaved pussy and it could make you feel like a pedophile when you are fucking her in a dimly lit room. Her in a nude scene really doesn't do anything for me. But don't get me wrong I would still fuck her.
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nodakgirl is fucking wrong. Keira is butt-ugly when she isn't all done up a thousand times over in "Pirates of the Caribbean." Natalie is beautiful, and healthy looking to boot. I would smash a fucking hamburger down Keira's throat.
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my friend goes to harvard, as did natalie portman, and there is an annual football party that is huge. anyway, natalie came back for one of them and she was going BUCKWILD dancing with big buff dudes on the top of a truck. some people tried to take fotos with there cellphones, but her handlers got erveryone to delete em or some shit.
true story.
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fuck. that took me like 10 mins to write, too.
being lazy can sometimes be a real bitch, i tell you...
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she looked great in closer, I think she looks great with clothes on.
She will do nude soon, the worse her movies the better the chances
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