she is what God meant to do when he created jessica simpson

She's gorgeous and an inspiration to me as a girl with four moles on her stomach.

OH and a cigarette burn on my arm which I got at some bar yesterday--do cigarette burns heal? I yelled at the whore and told her to learn to hold her cigarette before she tries to look cool and smoke!!!

I saw her on a cover of SHAPE magazine like 5 years ago, when she was a nobody. I thought she was breathtaking. Then she did SI swimsuit, and victoria secret.

She is unreal.

Her boobies are real....
She has an amazing body...bitch

those tits are fake. when she lifts her arms up, they rise like balloons.
Not convinced? look at these pics...so obvious

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

"when she lifts her arms up, they rise like balloons"....uhm...so do real ones...they rise when you rise your arms....
In that linked picture they look weird...but it also seems she is wearing a very tight top..so that could be the reason.
She was in Perfect 10 magazine....they never put fake titties in there.

Definitely fake. A good giveaway is the fact that they are attached to her chin. They definitely don't do that on their own.

Um, yes they do, Kat. They just have to "look" more real than than the hardened, capsular contracted monstrosities. Do you think they x-ray the girls. Fake is gross. Real is sexy. And she ain't real.

they do look a little fake in some pics, but it may just be her top. when implants are well done, the fake-not fake debate is irritating. IMO, women who get breast implants should also be legally required to get a little tiny tattoo that says "not real." they'll still have the figure they wanted, and there wont be any stupid debate about how they went about getting it. if they dont want the tattoo, then they shouldnt be getting a surgery they're so ashamed about in the first place. just a little tiny one. right beneath one of the breasts.

Kathryn, agreed. I guess we'll never know for sure. But from personal experience I can tell you that 99% of people always assume my breast are fake, but they could not be further from the truth. It can be very annoying.

she is hott.
to the idiot who said she is average....yeah maybe on the internet
if she was walking down the road and you were driving, how come you are gonna run into the car infont of you from looking so hard?

She is a 9+
Adriana Lima is a 9.5+

Kat...you're smoking crack.
Those titties are store-bought, little girl! They've "settled" considerably from the hideous AwfulPlasticSurgery snapshot... but honey, the boobies-are-bogus. Can only think you're defending them because you're personally thinking of "upgrading" and hate hearing people condemn fake boobies...(?)

You get fake boobies, Kat, and no one takes you seriously, hon!!! You might get attention, but no Meryl Streep roles will be in your future...no promotions at work because you'll be either a) getting promoted because your boss is a booby-freak-sexshow-creep who wants to get in your pants or b) you'll be mercilessly castigated and long-suffering because of your bitchy, pissed-off and likely more-deserving co-workers who are both female AND male.

The only Hollywood actress who's gotten away with it is (drum roll)...Demi Moore. She's still "A List" despite plastic titties. No other fake-boobie A-Listers in Titty-town...er, I mean, TINSEL-town. NONE. Even Jane Fonda had hers taken out...

Hon, Big Boobies make you a cartoon and easy mark for uncaring men. You'll suffer their wrath and morph into a gal who thinks her only commodity to trade are a couple of slurps on her no-longer-having-sensation-nipples or a one-night-stand who wants to play motorboat with his dick between your funbags while you occasionally get to pop his peter into your lips. HINT: No roses are sent the next day.

You spend the rest of your life with people at cocktail parties looking at you...then looking at eachother...and then mouthing the word, "FAKE." So...take another hit for ME from that tank of nitrous oxide gas you've got by the computer keyboard...and work on those Klegel exercises...you can buy Big Boobs but there's nothing like a TIGHT vagina.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Maxi_Mounds_Guinness.jpg

slightly butta? are you fucking mad? shes H O T

hahaha nodakgirl.. harsh! but i agree fake tits are ridiculous.. errrrrmm.. halle berry has implants though?? cant think of anyone else thats considered "a list" right now too early and not enough coffee..

i don't care what her boobs do when her arms lift up. she makes something else go up on me.

just a question ladies. are you speaking from jealousy or envy (oh wait, it is supposed to be funny)? you fit into these catagories...boobilicious, sunken chested or augmented (gross to awesome is the scale)?

let the men be the judge of breasts...they are utilitarian to you and bags o' fun to us.

No jealousy. No envy. But huge source of IRRITATION because Fun Bag Factor is the "easy way" to snagging a dude's attention and usually -- his resources. Plastic boobie purchases do NOTHING for having you guys get "high" on our humor, intellect, sweetness, etc. Gal pal in San Diego confirms this: she just had a gorgeous baby and gained GI-NORMOUS boobies! She's blown away -- because the way men "treat" her has changed...and she KNOWS its for these TWO "now larger" reasons. She's still the same pretty, witty girl...but she gets a WHOLE LOT MORE attention nowadays... She likes it, too!

Seriously: with the exception of those gals who are flat-as-a-10-year-old...whose childbearing may have withered away her breasts to two flabs of skin with a couple of raisins...or the ravages of cancer mercilessly hits... the only reason for plastic boobies is because the gal's sense-of-self and confidence is severely fucked-up...so she runs to the plastic surgeon. And y'know what??? The plastic boobies WORK! It's fact! You guys are "visual." The boobies work -- initially. Rather than engage in "interesting" chats or have her laugh at your jokes, the BOOBIES call the shots. And before you know it, you realize she's taking your time, your money, she becomes the categorical nagger or perhaps the classic "psycho girlfriend." She quits putting out as much--and why should she? She and her titties GOTCHA. Maybe you put the ring on her finger -- but pretty soon she owns your house and gets a chunk of your paycheck every two weeks (alimony).

Me? I don't wanna be lumped in with the Plastic Lumps. I'm sitting back, drinking martinis...and observing you. Waiting. (sigh) I'll start dating you. I'll have to travel down the Plastic Boob Experience Rehab trail with you -- do my Angel of Mercy bit. Because she's been a soul and money leech to you. She used her tits like Dirty Harry used his 57 Magnum. But I'll nicely restore your faith in us chicks. We'll have great sex, too. And you WILL being again to value things like intellect, humor, kindness... and you'll become "whole" again. But just as I've built-you-up to where you SHOULD be...OOPS! ANOTHER pair of plastic boobs will come along! HA! You can QUICKLY become a resident of Shallow Bullshit Land again.

And just when I was starting to like the son your mother raised...

It's all so predictable. (Ladies? Help me out here?)

I like what I see, definitely fuckable, even if her breasts were smaller I don't care.

Ok, SO i'm not sure where exaaaaactly you were going with all that but I honestly think shes beautiful. While I myself have considered going under the knife for the same thing(B cup... but ther're perky!) I think natural is best. I think more power to her... Also, half these women who get fake breasts are sloppy everywhere else. I don't agree with women getting them because its a "quick fix" and they think it will help their other sagging body parts. Anyway, Shes a beautiful woman.

"While I myself have considered going under the knife for the same thing(B cup… but ther’re perky!)"

You mean considered as in past tense? You probably shouldn't, I can only guess that sooner or later all these women who have had fake breasts (or even fake asses - crazy) inserted will have to be removed later in life, yes? I mean what does a seventy year old women do with those breasts (or asses), well I know "what" you do with them but it would be weird wouldn't it? What is the cut off point for removal 70, 80, 90, never?

Ya, past tense considered it. Like met with the doc and everything but I got scared bcuz its like.. wow I will be making a FOREVER change to my body. And one of the other posts made agood point that men will not take you seriously. I have a bf who doesnt want me to get them but.. ANYWAYZZZ... If i could pull off a bikini top like Marisa I'd die a happy gal.

Nodakagirl...sweety....I don't need to upgrade....at 32DD implants are the last thing on my mind....and I bet if you saw me you would automatically assume they are fake due to my frame. It is very annoying when people like you think they know everything. I get dirty looks from chicks like you everyday. Maybe you are right...maybe this chick has fake tits....but unless you have touched them yourself....STFU!

Yep, breast implants (and buttock) are a lifelong committment and have to be replaced at least once in a lifetime. It's gross.

kat i so feel you!! im 34DD and nowhere close to being fat so people always assume something. and its not like its easy to put them away or anything, so then theres chicks who always have 'tude cus they think i have them out to tempt their men or something; but the reality is nothing can tame these beasts!

To all the haters and sketpics go here
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1511
and click on some of the pictures. It is pretty obvious in some that those are real titties. Don't hate the chick because she is beautiful (paging creepy doll maker Nodakagirl) LOL!

"Yep, breast implants (and buttock) are a lifelong committment and have to be replaced at least once in a lifetime. It’s gross."

I have actually seen both procedures on Discovery and I have to say both were foul, the ass even more though. When it comes to breasts I could go either way fake or real I don't really care as far as sex gis concerned, but women shouldn't have this done it just furthers the old women are fuck toys way of thinking. But I draw the line at the ass, I would never date a woman that had an ass implant, it's not even soft he jammed in this hard semi-plastic piece to give her shape. Yuck, I would deal with a Sigourney Weaver butt if I had too over that alternative.

Shithead -- I can tell you're a Man's Man...but on page 112 of this month's issue -- GREAT recipe for Lemon Bars and hints for "new" uses for steel wool. Squirt up to the ceiling and beyond, baby...

Kat, Anon...my apologies. You girls are stacked. And I'm sorry you gotta suffer/be ostracized when it was God's choice from the beginning; not yours. Tip: just stay away from any guy you see at the news stand who's buying a "Better Homes and Gardens mag. Trouble.

That's some of the realest sh1t I ever read shithead...you gotta go for gusto...

nodakgirl...I agree with your point, I think it was very well written. Some of those people sounded pretty ridiculous trying to put down what you said, and shitheads comment was just as enjoyable for me to read. Personally I dont have much of an opinion on implants, my cousin got her boobs done after she had her second child, since they were pretty damn deflated-They look natural, but my cousins a big slut anyway, she used to be a stripper.

I do find it a little sad that these days you really have to question whether a part of a persons body is fake or not, and plastic surgery is so common. (I get disgusted just watching those educational videos on internal organs and their functions..I feel so fragile for a couple hours afterwards-holy shit so thats whats going on in my body,Im gonna try really hard not to damage anything) I couldnt even begin to imagine getting breast or butt implants knowing some plastic surgeon hacked away at me and stuck a piece of foreign matter into my body. Probably would never want to sit down again with ass implants.

Now although I dont have much to say about girls with implants, what I dont like is the 'holier than thou' attitude coming from some girls with large breasts. It seems so many of these girls have been programmed with some sort of superiority complex because they developed a couple cup sizes larger that most girls. Its one thing to be cocky if youre a beautiful girl born with great genes...but some extra fat on the chest?!? Nice boobs are nice boobs, and ugly boobs are ugly. Tragically Ive seen way too many large uglies in my day. You know, the excessive veins, the blotchy skin, the swinging saggies, the cookie nips...Seemingly always belonging to the drunk girl who feels she needs to flash every guy that passes her.
Anyway my point is that it irritates me when I see girls talking about "how other girls are just jealous of my big boobs and the male attention I get" but the last time I checked with a guy, Im pretty sure he said he'd choose a hot girl with a hot body over a girl with big boobs anyday

Haha, yeah I never get why girls give dirty looks. If youre giving a girl a dirty look...then she knows shes better looking/has a better body than you. Why are you giving her the upperhand?

hahaha There's almost 70 % of the replies that are just bullshit...

Personally, I don't care if people don't love Marisa Miller, but sincerely, how many boys who posted these replies can pretend to have a more sexy and beautifull
girlfriend??

Anyway, 95% of the time, it's nerds who had never girlfriend before and they think
that when it's not PURE and PERFECT (reference to photoshop) it's not OK!?!?

It's too bad that stupidity can't hurt...

@ previous

sexy and beautiful??

Where? where? where?

Oh you mean the ocean?

the ocean... yeah!

anyway...

:)

ladies, the strawberry and chocolate milk titties are awesome (the gravy and pepperoni ones...not so much). just remember silicone is just a preservative.

She's pretty with big FAKE BOOBS.

Five bucks says nodakgirl is fat. and Single.

NICE BOOBERS

I adore Marrisa Miller and have for some time now. She represents a beautiful, athletic, and down to earth woman- for whom we are sincerely lacking in our deranged and aesthetically obsessed society... however... it is most certain that her breasts are fake and while many men will contest the matter... only a woman can understand why this is true and how we know it. The size, shape, body fat to breast size... they are all things completely misunderstood and ignorant to men. There are always exceptions to such conclusions... but if you were to look at the most recent images of Marissa in Ocean Drive magazine she is far smaller in her "rack" size than in these images. I would like to think that she has noticed the scrutiny on her mammaries and has removed them to keep her credibility and perhaps advance in the fashion world- which has never really accepted her beyond the status of "bra and panty" model. They are fake without a doubt but that does not mean she is any less beautiful. I think it is the wish of many women that men would realize that money combined with a natural beauty is what generally produces the anomilies that entrance men... and not the "graces of god" and what his intentions of creation were. Breasts do suit a purpose, and while aesthetic attraction is one and albeit an overated and emphasized purpose... a natural boosom and fit body should at least paralell the unatural inflation of a silicone bag.

At first I was thinking that given the opportunity, I would eat the corn out of her shit, but then I saw these spots on her thighs and I said, wait just a minutes, that is nasty.

i think it depends on how bad the burn is
did you grab it from her and burn her cheek with it
that would have learned her

her boobs look like flattened pancakes in the 3rd picture.
i really dont think she's anything above average

A weird too long neck with a small scrunched up face. Her skin is leather!

kat, this calls for photo submissions for "Rate My Body Part" where people send in photos of only a certain region of their bod & in return, get a bastardly rating courtesy of our wonderfully bitter visitors.

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first i got a cig burn on my arm (damnit) about.. erm.. three years ago? it a lot lighter but i can still see the scar :(

I don't care if they're real or fake, I damn sure wouldn't say no to her.

Listen, nodakgirl. If I wanted to get high on your humor and sweetness I would be masturbating to "Better homes & gardens."

I don't give a fuck how funny, or how sweet you are. You can be a raging bitch for all I care. You just gotta be good looking with big tits, you heard. Ain't no way when I'm feeling like busting a gooey nut all over someone's face do I picture in my mind the image of some funny fat chick that's really nice, and sweet. Fuck that shit. I'm goin' all out with the titties and the flat stomachs.

Fuckin' fatties....

Fried, freckled with implants....okay, whatevah.

Thats a bad b1tch...I'm not even into pasty booty-impaired broads like that...but this bird makes my pinga happy...plus she actually has some curves *gasp*

You people are completely mad. That shit has been fucked allready. She's got a little brat. All it is now is a used and abused slab of meat. Fake tits aswell. Nothing more to really say about this.

blah blah! she;s looks better in '08!

She's real.

If Perfect 10 were to get caught using "fake" girls, it'd ruin their whole business. They probably do X-ray or at least have some body check and make sure. It's the only thing they have on Playboy and all the other mags.