French Anchor Melissa Theuriau Sadly Not Naked on the Beach



Check out Bastardly's posts from the past featuring Melissa Theuriau when she's NOT wearing her news anchor getup. If you're a new member of the Bastardly Horndogg Community & haven't seen these, click on the links below & enjoy the eye-candy feast!

- French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
- Sexy Melissa Theuriau Video & Today's Hottest Links!
- Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!

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purdy.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 3:54am
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Not so hot with clothes on.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 4:26am
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Please bring sand to this beautiful bitch feet so she can go topless !

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 7:12am
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Simply stunning.

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 12:27pm
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average

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 7:32pm
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nothing special

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 8:15pm
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um whats so good about her? shes an average looking girl i could find at least 20 sexier ones walking down my street... and her pointy ass chin pisses me off

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 10:12pm
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Écran actually means screen. If you want to call her hot, you would say "elle est bandante."

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 1:56am
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respect!

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 3:42am
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Mike........................I think either you have shit in your head or your brain is pointy. How the fuck does she have a pointy chin????

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 9:46am
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she resembles a young Stockard Channing....... sans the talent Stockard has....... not a good thing at all.....

http://www.waylar.com/moviepix/stockard.jpg

http://sc.gossipcom.com/gallery/usweek.jpg

so for those of us who know what Stockard looks like now, it is proof that Melissa will be a worn out, wet rug in about 10-20 years......

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 12:15pm
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Not beautiful, just kinda slutty, which is all it takes.

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 12:21pm
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pointy chin

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 3:56pm
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lilyspryte Channing was born in 1944... Recent photos of her are not so flatering of course. I didn't see any of her photos in her 40s.

I'm sure Melissa Theuriau will be in such better shape than say Monica Belucci at the same age.

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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No Vincent, you are wrong. Judging by the mass amount of makeup Melissa wears and her exposure to the sun, she will be a sagging leather bag by her 40's....... and regardless of when Stockard was born, she stills looks like the YOUNG Stockard.

Monday, July 17th, 2006 @ 4:21pm
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Snap 1: I've got that belt, too!

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 @ 1:03am
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pretty.

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 @ 5:53pm
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She really needs a navel piecing to become hotter and sexier!And I hope an anklet bracelet, or ring foot!And circular earrings...
Good for her topless, but what a shame: she didn't wore thong!!!!
Come on Melissa, we love you, show us your thong and your nice back!

Sunday, March 25th, 2007 @ 8:35am
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Monday, July 16th, 2007 @ 10:30am
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