Bastardly Breaking News! Denise Richards' dog is sick
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

...oh, and I forgot to mention that Denise Richards looks damn MILFilicious here too... but it don't seem right to have naughty "Wild Things" thoughts about Denise while she is out with her kid. And might we also remember that David Spade is banging her...UPDATE.... ooops, my bad, it's Heather Locklear that's banging David Spade... and Denise Richards is with Richie Sambora...
I'm led to believe that Denise Richards' dog got sick from humping Rachel Bilson's sick dog.
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The question is.................WHICH ONE IS DENISE RICHARDS AND WHICH ONE IS THE DOG?????
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I thought Spade was banging...Heather Locklear...I am so confused!!! I thought Denise was "with" Richie...what ever his last name is...switch...switch...
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I thought Spade was gay... or does he just sound like one??
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I remember lusting a bit for this woman after seeing her in that flick with Matt Dillion, but fucking your friends ex is a real shitty thing to do, it doesn't speak well for her character regarding friendships. It turns me off but I would still fuck her with enthusiasm.
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Movie is wild things.
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You make my heart sing.
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WOW does that little girl look like Charlie Sheen!
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put the dog down and carry your daughter, stupid tramp......
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"Movie is wild things."
That's right, Matt Dillion's character getting himself a three way.
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You would think the bastardly writers would have their stories together.... Tsk tsk .....
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But then again this whole love circle is so confusing and u may never know Denise could be banging Spade being the Whore that she is..
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Yeah, that kid is a mini Charlie Sheen. that blows.
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In the Bastardly Book of Love (not yet published), every woman has a whore somewhere insider her...
Discuss.
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shit, that's right... got those 2 couples mixed up!
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she's soo beautiful for her age but i guess 35 is the new 18
but i would never ever do that to my best friend..... thats the first dont of the girlfriend handbook
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Melissa, can I just clear something up about this whole thing...Heather and Denise were never best friends and they were no longer friends when Denise and Richie got together. Heather and Denise hadn't spoken since January.
Heather has now got a tattoo in honour of David Spade...Star magazine spoke about it last week and now I've seen a picture of it so it is definitely there. If anyone let the other down it was Heather. She expected Denise to betray Richie, who was also her friend, by covering up her extra-marital affairs. If HEather is going out getting tattoos in honour of David there is no WAY it has only been going on for 3 months. When Richie came home at Christmas he found out and left. Heather then set about looking for divorce lawyers behind Richie's back and hired Charlie's lawyer. Something fishy about that, Denise obviously feels so too (ie Charlie and Heather were in contact) but I do not think that was the whole story regarding the end of Heather and Denise's friendship, I thin Heather let Denise down even more than that.
Denise was in turmoil over Charlie's behaviour, Richie was heartbroken about the end of his marriage, they bumped into eachother and had a lot to talk about. It led to something more happening between them. With Heather being disloyal to both of them, it's hard to see why people want to bash Denise so much. She only spoke in her own defence after Heather manipulated the situation in the media.
I'm not saying everything she has done is right, but she is being unfairly treated and I feel very very sorry for her. Here's hoping that things get better for her soon.
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She is one of the hottest women alive, PERIOD!
Sarah put down the hollywood gossip magazines and get out once in a while.
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Sarah, let me shorten what Nodak said in my own language......
shut the hell up and get your head out of your ass!
Woohoo!!
Nodak, I have olives at the house, care to indulge your cravings? :)
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nodakgirl
Everyone! Let’s stand and applaud! The Hollywood PR machine is WORKING, Sarah’s evidence of its health and effectiveness!
that rocked Nodakgirl!!!! you always have the best shit to say!
ok, as far as women all having a whore in them, i can agree with that, shes still a hottie, but yeah, running off with your best friends man is NO good!!!!!
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(In a sorta drunken stupor)
Uh...well,...jeepers, YourJustJealous. Thanks...
(btw...I've always dug your name... it rocks.)
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I saw both of her kids, ugly, go back inside.
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hmm i wonder if the dog has humped her?
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Uhm, you do know that Denise Richards is banging Richie Sambora, right... and NOT David Spade. That's Heather Locklear. Two totally different people.
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I think Spades bangin the dog too.
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Everyone! Let's stand and applaud! The Hollywood PR machine is WORKING, Sarah's evidence of its health and effectiveness!
Darlin' Sarah...can you even BEGIN to know how there are legions of nicely-paid peeps who work double-triple-overtime "spinning" the stories you so aptly described... in order to wrangle the "damage control" factor and try to preserve their clients images and bankability!??!! (Cuz if they don't -- these publicists would be jobless.) Sarah, you don't personally know these "stars." You read gossip rags and then disseminate these magical tales of divorce enchantment on a message board on the World Wide Web! PERFECT! You're their ideal! Sarah, you're the "patsy" and lapdog that Hollywood publicists are COUNTING on!!! You're their dream demographic, baby!
And how you speak with such 'authority' and tried to set your sister/girlfriend Melissa "straight" with your dope...is pretty amusing(!) You're doing a dynamite job of perpetuating the miserable nature of our American society taking Hollywood degenerates so goddam, earth-shatteringly seriously! Whereas: a great many of them are dysfunctional breeders, unconscionable hedonists and they could give a SHIT about you when you fawningly approach them, starstruck, in an LA restaurant for their fucking spastic autographs...
Have a nice day, everybody!!!
OLIVES!
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Sheen is discusting, he fucks everybody, even asked a friend of mine to go to bed after taking I don't know what. she told me about it.
She finally said no, cause she was married. (well for once she said no)
you know she was kind of proud about having been asked.
I thought to myself "he would fuck a chair"
he did not insist knowing he was going to f some Ô right after he left.
How can you marry a guy like that.
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