Stacey Dash's Playboy Photos - The PG-13 Edition

Yes, I actually do have a strict "no blatant nudity" rule when creating posts...with the exception of Bai Ling's Longest Nipple in the World.

I went out to my local Borders and purchased a copy today and was impressed. I've wanted to see her naked every since Damon Wayans got a piece in Mo' Money and though it might be like 15 years later, nonetheless, I'm still glad to see Damon Dash's cousin has taken care of her body...very well. Let it be known that she turned 40 this year!

But anyways, here is just a sample of Stacey Dash's August 2006 Playboy spread.

If you want to see the fullset we gotta give credit where credit is due... big ups to Voxefx!!! Check it out here!

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she's 40?????

no damn way!!

life is so fuckin unfair...

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 10:38pm
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it's called photoshop...in reality...that ass is sagging with cellulites

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 10:46pm
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That is so wrong if she is 40...that's just too hot.

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 10:54pm
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dammit, who would have thought this fine piece of ass has a teenage kid??????

geesus. she looked much better than a lot of single women out there (including me)...

i reiterate, life is so fuckin unfair...

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 11:13pm
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cant believe she is 40, well done :)

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 11:41pm
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pg13?

if i remember correctly, implied nudes and topless visuals are classified under R or nc-17, but not pg13, jackson. (feel free to correct me if my drunken ass is wrong, as it usually is)

we might have a horde of rampaging parents later on...

but then again, who says bastardly is Rated G??

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 11:47pm
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fuck da parents lots of this stuff on this site isn't very kid friendly.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 12:26am
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The reason she looks so young is because the darker skin acts a natural sun block...haven't you ever heard the saying, "black don't crack"?

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 12:49am
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ok, i seriously thought u guys were kidding with this whole 40 thing.
checked the net and ...what the ....she is really freakin 40?!!!
i wanna look like that when im 40, damn it!please.........

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 1:32am
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banana nose and velcro mound aside. she is still hot. #16 on the rated R pics...that fucking nipple/smile is scary.

i still think she shoulda went with hustler...hehe, i bet the minge is the only thing that feels and looks 80.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 2:45am
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lmao

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 2:51am
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Oh my God! She looks more like 25 than 40! How, how does she look so young? I had to check imdb to make sure you guys weren't taking the piss!

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 4:43am
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40 never looked that good !
Wow !

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 5:29am
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she turned 30!!!!

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 9:30am
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She was born in 1/66, very cute for her age.
However it would be best to catch her on the street and see how badly these photos were edited by comparison.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 9:45am
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Wow - except for those hands. Gloves, please.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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Monkeyfingers...

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 10:43am
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She looked great in the Kanye West video only 2 years ago, so I don't think this is photoshopped to death. Notice she isn't wearing a ton of makeup a la Pam Anderson and Vida Guerra who still look busted even WITH lots of makeup and photoshop. I think this is fairly close to how she really looks. What a pretty woman.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 12:01pm
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[...] SEE JACKSON’S POST FOR MORE INFO ON THE LAYOUT! [...]

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 12:02pm
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wow

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 1:45pm
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Potty has a sudden urge to eat some chocolate. Yow! She is FUCKING HOT!

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 3:06pm
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Everyone please... playboy airbrushes the living daylights out of their girls. That said, she looks quite good for her age.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 4:51pm
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The woman is beautiful...especially at 40. The only people who have bad things to say are the ones that know that they're going to look like crap when they reach her age.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 6:07pm
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nodagirl, it "ain't" just blacks smoking "crack". Like our wonderful commander and chief. And kate moss. And everyone else in hollywood.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 7:45pm
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Pretty...probably looks like a dog without photoshop though.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 8:17pm
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She's hot as hell, but the Playboy pictures disappoint. Like Kristy Swanson and Denise Richards, Playboy doesn't give us a good look at her body! WTF?

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 11:20pm
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40 and with 2 kids! she looks damn good!
and judging from footage i've seen of her on my HD tv, she looks damn good in real life as well

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 11:53pm
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40??????!!!!!!!

Hot hot hot.

So fucking hot.

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 @ 12:42am
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A whore with an ugly nose and weird face
And a great role model for her kids

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 @ 12:12pm
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[...] As evident from Alicia Silverstone’s latest visit to the beach we can see why Playboy blessed the horndogg community with some naked Stacey Dash and not Clueless’ main character. [...]

Thursday, July 13th, 2006 @ 1:30pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Friday, July 14th, 2006 @ 7:13am
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Shes 40??? Clueless came out only like what 10 years ago... so she was a 30 year old playing a high schooler. Wow. Thats surprising.... (even though most people on tv that are playing high schoolers these days are well into their 20s)

Friday, July 14th, 2006 @ 11:32pm
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All yall can shut the fuck up.. Stacy Dash is a godess hence the reason she's on the cover of playboy.. so stop being a hater cuz it doesn't get you anywhere.. and anyone who has a problem with that can suck my dick..

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 4:47pm
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oh my god she is just so sexy this girl !!! i always loved her in that movie and never heard from her again and i thought she was like 28 or something . she is so much hotter than halle berry ! sickening hot !

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 6:04pm
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NO... I AM NOT AMAZED BY HOW BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY STACY DASH LOOKS. SHE TAKES GREAT CARE OF HER SELF BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, SO OF COURSE SHES GOING TO LOOK HOT AS HELL! YOU JUST KEEP ON DOING THE DAMN THING STACY!

Sunday, July 16th, 2006 @ 6:30pm
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Hey y'all need to just stop and recognize that this is just one beautiful Black woman. Better stil this is the most beautiful black woman on the planet that we have the pleasure and gift to watch on the silver screen. Enjoy the flavor because there aren't that many who have all this in one package.

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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Dont believe she's 40 one bit. Always though she had a weird looking face never liked her really much rather see Alice Silverstone nude.

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006 @ 6:58pm
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I don't know about black on crack,but judging from Jenn's comments:"always though she had a wierd looking face and would rather see Alicia Silverstone nude" I'd say that Jenn is on crack,heroine,hash,smack,chronic,gas fumes,bleach,air freshner......

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 @ 4:49pm
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You ugly young bitches need to stop hatin'!My girlfriend is 44.Her ass doesn't sag either and she is still hot!Guys are always checking her out!Damn bitches! Stop hatin'!!!

Sunday, July 23rd, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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dame..dame!! ...DAME!!!!!! words just cant explain

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 @ 12:05am
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unfucking beleivable!!!! she is gorgeose!!!

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 @ 3:57am
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I must say that anyone who knows anything about Stacey, would know that there was no photoshop involved in her photos. Just stop hatin! The woman is beautiful, and has a body to match, 40 or not! Alicia Silverstone!? Get the fuck out of here! The right person is on the cover. It's just now her time to shine. More power to you Stacey. Damn girl!

Saturday, August 12th, 2006 @ 1:19pm
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Black don't crack but it sure has a nice one.

Monday, August 14th, 2006 @ 12:50am
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there is no woman with the feminin qualities, good looks, lovely body and animal magnitism as well as a satisfactory intelligence (no tabloid shit) that can compare. She will be hot well into her 60's (love the voice too) !!!!

Monday, August 14th, 2006 @ 6:37am
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FOR YOUR INFO, I SAW STACY DASH, HERSELF... JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO. (I WORK FOR THE MEDIA.) SO FOR ALL YALL HATERS-- BELIEVE IT THE HYPE!! SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS BETTER IN PERSON THAN SHE DOES IN THOSE PICTURES. THOSE PHOTOS DON'T DO HER JUSTICE, SO ACCEPT IT. SOME PEOPLE HAVE GOOD GENETICS TO AGE BEAUTIFULLY. DARKER SKIN FIGHTS FREE RADICALS WHCH ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CELLULAR BREAK-DOWN... OTHERWISE, AGING. TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU, THEY MAY NOT BE FAMOUS, BUT YOU CAN SEE-- LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL, OLDER BLACK WOMEN. IT'S IN THE GENES.

Friday, August 18th, 2006 @ 10:24am
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well, well, well! she's DYN-O-MITE! i can believe that she's 40. you hatin ass white tricks need to get like, not mad at her. you're jealous that you don't have an ass like dat! just stop the hatin.

Monday, November 20th, 2006 @ 4:36pm
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first of all stacy dash's ass doesn't sag and her face is as beautiful as it was back in the day.. i dont know why people are saying "how could she be 40? because shes a black woman !!!!!!!!! BLACK DONT CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!! its a proven fact that black skin does'nt crack and break like PALE THIN WHITE SKIN AND ITS THE MELANIN IN BLACK PEOPLE SKIN THAT KEEPS IT FROM WRINKLING YOU DONT HAVE ANY IN YOUR SKIN THATS WHY white woman look 10-20 years older than what they are.. whoever is making snide remarks about her facial features are just jealous as hell that you dont look like her shes beautiful !!!!!! those eyes, that flawless smooth brown skin, that body that she didnt have to go to the plastic surgeon and pay for like some people i know... with fake black-girl collagen lips, 5nose jobs, bronzing gel looking more orange than a crayola crayon just dumb looking!!!!! huge fake ugly weird looking breast implants, and last but least HUGE-FAKE BUTT-IMPLANTS INSERTED INTO YOUR PANCAKE-FLAT ASS THEN WALK AROUND LIKE"LOOK AT ME IM HOT... I WAS BORN WITH THIS ASS BUT EVERYBODY ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY INCLUDING YOUR MOM,SISTERS,AUNT,HELL GRANDMA DONT HAVE NO ASS BUT YOU JUST LUCKED UP AND WAS BORN WITH ONE SURE!!!!!!! SHE'LL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL... WE BLACK FEMALES GOT IT LIKE THAT:~) 100% REAL AND NATURAL ALL DAY EVERYDAY P.S. ALICIA SILVERSTONE IS SO DAMN UGLY SHE WAS NEVER NO COMPETION FOR STACEY DASH EVER!!!!!! STACY DASH WAS THE ONLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON CLUELESS HOW YOU LIKE THAT PEACE

Saturday, January 27th, 2007 @ 4:25am
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I have always admired her acting abilities and the way her personality shined thru the screen I hope she makes more movies. I think that if I would have gone to school with stacy, Id be the kid that would have asked her first to the very first school dance. Im not talking prom. Im talking valentines day freshman year and ya im thirty and a fan of her work. keep going, love sacramento fan

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 3:17am
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Stacy is Beauty at its height, I know this plus my other friends that Know her personally, so please dont hate, congraulate, then get off the web and live your life.

Saturday, July 28th, 2007 @ 6:55pm
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...But, her hand is like one of those fancy gorilla hand ashtrays you can buy in Uganda.

Friday, September 21st, 2007 @ 5:27am
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That is so hot! Enough with nubile fuglies! Bring up more hot mamas!

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 10:57pm
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PG-13...hah

it's a whole new category of posts!

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 11:41pm
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My-goodness-that-is-a-magnificent-ass.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 12:51am
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I remember when she was in Clueless. So long ago, but still pretty as ever.

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 7:46pm
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speaking of "black dont crack"
look at halle berry she's half black and almost 40, 38 i believe

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 11:54pm
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-- and Kitty...I haven't heard "black don't crack," but I HAVE heard "blacks smoke crack" and "ee-i-ee-i-oh."

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006 @ 12:54am
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the broken photo links are finally fixed!

our bad!

Thursday, April 17th, 2008 @ 4:55pm
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That's funny that everyone is stuck on the black/white thing once again... By the way, Stacey is West Indian and Aztecan and is probably more Asian than Black. Whichever the case she ages DAMN well!

I am prettier though... and I'm not kidding. My body and hair are fabulous and all natural. Stacey and I have the same skin tone. I have brown eyes, and while they are really pretty, Stacey's eyes are striking. However, I'm also really smart, an actuary infact. Therefore I'll say we are even. Don't bother retailating against my post because I will not be reading this thread again.

(stream of conciousness)
And another thing... if you're 20 something and you think 40 is forever away... wait a few years, 30 will come, then 40, and a few more decades and then death. (Can you tell I'm an actuary?) So, the moral is take care of yourself (mind and body) and live your BEST life.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 @ 9:53pm
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