Thank God Japan Didn't Make the 2006 World Cup Final!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex

Hope everyone has an excellent weekend! Go Italy!!!
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Go FRANCEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I knew Japanese girls are ugly on average. I don't know ANY reason why people think Japanese girls are the prettiest Asians.
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*sudders*........ im going for France..whens the game?
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Mags the game is on sunday @ 21:00 CET (GMT +1)
I think this is 3pm EST... not 100% sure because of the summer time 1 hour difference.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time
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Sorry, the game is sunday @ 20h CET -> 2pm EST
Every evening game until now took place at 21h, don't know why they changed it.
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FORZA ITALIA!!!
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just gonna comment on the japanese bitches...it's dumb/ugly and dumber/uglier...oh...saintly (japanese) tubgirl...purge the bastardly....
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go italyyyy! fuk france !!!!!!!!!
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i don't know why american people are always so STUPID and ingorant ... mondieu !
GO FRANCE !
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HAHAHA yea thats right. Everyone read above what Maria wrote or copied from an article. That's right people. People need to realize ITALIA is the way to go. ITALY ITALY ITALY ITALY ITALY ITALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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even noel gallagher, one of the guys in Oasis, loves the italian team :)
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italy is an amazing team and they deserve to win... GO ITALY!!!
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Gooooooooo ITALY!!! They're a great team and they deserve to win. They proved it in the last game when the germs keps fouling and they didn't stoop to their level.. just kept going and scored on their lame asses.. Two goals in less than two minutes, yeaaaaaaah baby!! They have some of the best players in the world, an awesome goalie and a great captain, they're going to kick the fogs asses wooooot!!! ITALY FOR THE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice teeth.
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I Spy Cameltoe!!! ha ha
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Honestly, can't they afford dentists over there? That's disgusting.
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FORZA ITALIAAA!!!
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The only amazing thing about the Italian team is their diving skills. Fortunately for Italy, umpiring decisions seem to have just as much impact on the game as how well or how badly the teams play. They should have been knocked out of the competition by Australia and if they win I'll be pissed.
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hey, karmasabitch:
what do you mean, germany kept fouling?? the ITALIANS were the ones playing dirty if anything. the german team deserved to win and that is obvious to anyone who knows anything about football. go watch the replays.
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these girls are actually better looking than the typical asian
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"the fucking FLYING WRESTLING MOVE THEIR GOALIE MADE DURING THE GAME"
um, hello? lehmann was going for the ball, NOT to wrestle down the player.
and by the way, i don't care if pasta didn't originate in italy (i know it was in china). but that's beside the point. the italians eat a lot of it so therefore i won't.
"the Italians didn't stoop" HA! are you kidding??? along with the argentines, they were some of the 'dirtiest' players during this world cup.
my reasoning for the germans deserving to win: okay, i'll be fair. they were evenly matched. but the GERMANS played fair, while the italians did NOT. i think that's reason enough. the italians should thank their lucky stars they were able to score 2 minutes before penalty kicks otherwise they would have lost miserably.
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haha.. yeah ok appleass. yes he was going for the ball. unfortunately while going for the ball he also happened to tackle an italian player mid air and there was absolutely no reason for doing it. there were so many german fouls in that game that weren't called it was ridiculous, and no faking injury from the italians.
umm.. yes it originated in china. yes they eat quite a bit of it in italy.. if you want to be a complete tard and stop eating it because
ITALY FUCKING KICKED ASS AND WON THE CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BE MY GUEST BABY WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOURE A TARD ITALY WON HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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16estelle : Allez... is a french idiom
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They need some flouride in their water supply
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That female on the left reminds me of that shitty movie --- The ring or something..
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Are the webmasters americans with italian origins or what ? :)
yeah i am 100% with you Mel; and may we see a great football game.
Allez Zizou !
Allez Vieira !
Allez Ribery !
Allez Henry !
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screw france... italys amazing... GO ITALY!!!
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Allez is the plural of the verb aller in the 2nd person so I think the right is va in the second person in singular.So Va Vieira,Va Zizou,Va Ribery,Va Henry,Va Zidane.....
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GO ITALY GO GO GO !!!! france go home crying !
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Javier get off this site if you think american people are stupid and ignorant... you're really showing the french are the stupid ignorant ones... FORZA ITALIAAA! me along with many others would rather jump off a bridge than see france win... GO ITALY!!!
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^^^ damn straight... WHEN they win... i want a special dedicated to italy post... you guys still havent posted the SEXY men... :)... they deserve to win though seriously they have moved past everything and worked their asses off hard and now they can do it... ITALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYS BRINGING IT HOME THIS YEARRRRRRRR BITCHHHESSS
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(france better win, but whether or not they do, i've already boycotted everything italian-- starting with pizza and pasta)
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Hey applejacks, apparently when you "watched" the game you were sitting sideways with horse blinders on. Germany didn't foul? Are you fucking insane? Did you happen to see.. hmm.. what's a good example.. oh yeah, the fucking FLYING WRESTLING MOVE THEIR GOALIE MADE DURING THE GAME.. so I'll say again, they played dirty and the Italians didn't stoop, they ignored the bullshit kept the game going and kicked some ass like they rightfully should have. And what is your reasoning for the Germans deserving to win besides some madeup shit about fouls? The Italians have the better team and if they don't win tonight it'll be because of a paid ref.. or a fluke goal and some more dirty defense from the frogs. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!
oh and ps, no pizza no pasta? thats just faggoty shit dude.. wtf? though technically pasta isnt italian so.. might want to rethink.
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Damn straight Bastardly!!! You guys clearly have good taste in choosing teams. ITALIA ALL THE WAY. Those boys are taking home this year!!! I truly believe it's their year to win it. They've got through all that controversy scandal shit, went past it, and played hard and now they did well. They're a great team that doesn't get respect from shitheads that think they know everything. I just want everyone to be proved wrong. GO ITALY!!!
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"Should Italy win the Final and keep a clean sheet in the process, it will rewrite FIFA World Cup™ history. No team, after all, has ever claimed football's greatest prize – nor, indeed, finished in the tournament's top four - without conceding a minimum of two goals and only France can stop Italy setting a new record.
The fact that Gianluigi Buffon has been beaten just once – and by a freak own goal – is remarkable enough, but when one considers that this has been achieved without the assistance of Alessandro Nesta, rightly regarded among the top centre-halves in world football, it can be considered truly amazing."
"The Mastercard All Star Team featuring the 23 most impressive players at the 2006 FIFA World Cupâ„¢ has been revealed - and Italy are the team best represented. Seven members of the Italy squad are represented in the team."
..........oh right, but theyre not a good team... thats what you all idiots say... world record people... world record... theyre freakin amazing... great defence and goals scored by more than half the people on the team... and how the hell theyre so amazing and stay so sexy at the same time... i'll always wonder... FORZA ITALIA!!!
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