Bastardly Breaking News! Victoria Beckham Still Mourns Over England World Cup Loss
Thursday, July 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

As you'll soon see, Poshy really needs to forget about further enhancing her face & start thinking about getting ass implants.
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No, actually, it's the weight of her JEWELRY and that big ass Prada bag that are messing with her posture.
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No, senin, it's the lack of booty mass that should normally counterbalance those 20lb. implants she's rocking on the chest that causing that horrible posture.
Future humpbacked bitch. Nasty no-ass ho.
Fuck her and fuck Beckham. England blows.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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I used to be in love with her hair until I saw some candids of her bald spot on one site. Another celeb with fake hair. i guess I should have known. No one under 100 lbs can have hair that perfect.
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Beckham is awesome. This one needs to smile once in awhile...though maybe not this week
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But still more ass than Kate "Two Eggs (Fried) In A Hankie" Bosworth . . .
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Hot body.
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I think she's hot...she's always looked good, just that funky little nose of hers!! Other then that, she's rippin'!
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Ass is all fat...how you figure an anerexic bitch will have ass.
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I think her nose is ok - it's kind of cute.
Anyone who pushes implants ass or otherwise is a dickhead and probably hates women.
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I love this chick, even though she's skinny as shit and has fake boobs, she carries it off wel. I love her style, she dresses amazingly!! And I love her hair SO MUCH!
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I give it 1 week and some bikini pictures will turn up, and people will start drooling over her "smokin' body". Horndogs are everywhere! And fickle....
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Damn, did Beckham chew off her butt???
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she's preggers!
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everyone needs to get a life and leave her alone!!!!! there is heaps of stars who appear to have eating problems and are they under so much pressure as poor posh? i dont think so i love victoria and even if she does have a eating problem wouldnt support be the better thing instead of all this negatity that she gets.
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Victoria is a lolipop, a pole with a head on top,she cannot sing and please should stop embarrassing her self about reviving a failed music career,well her latest plan about doing that, is hoping that the other ex-spice girls will bite the bait and agree on a come back.That will really suit her as she will hide behind the other girls,but the truth is that it is only Mel C that has a really appealing singing voice.She has become a footballer's wife, period who lends her name to people who can actually design clothes.Good for her, but strutting about in designer duds is no career.I wonder why all this media attention on a woman who has admitted she has never read a book,and does not have an average singing voice.She should please stop giving inane interviews, beside her greatest achievement is marrying another dim witted media hound like her self, david beckham.I hope he does not stray again ,but I wonder about that cuz the actual truth is that he will definitly do it again.Which man wouldn't ,when all he comes home to is a scrawny boney skeleton.adaora,nigeria
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Victoria Beckham is a bloddy anorexic bitch
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God! she is such a designer puppet!!!!!!! I can predict everything she is going to wear by just opening my vogue and Elle mag. there is just nothing orginial about her. I still can't figure out how she lives, I know she doesn't eat. Oh I know, she eats her designer clothing and bags after she is photograped with them!!!!!!!!!!
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you are a dirty slut vicky! take your fucking knickers off!
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Its better to be a white skinny, anorexic bitch that to be some fat ugly black woman like star jones.
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