Bastardly Breaking News! Michael Douglas still a bastard!



All you Catherine Zeta-Jones horndoggs will always have such cockteasing performances like Entrapment and The Mask of Zorro. It's kind of hard finding sexiness from her T-mobile commercials...damn you Michael Douglas for snatching her up!

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18 Scandalous Comments

she's got think ankles. FIRST!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 2:49pm

Catherine z-j is HOTT! She's looks like 1/2 Inuit, 1/2 Danish(the best hotties in copenhagen are such a mix), or Mongolian and Czech(a few Prague honies are such). Very hard to believe she's British from Swansea, South Wales. I wish I were a rich old jew like Mike Douglas. He's a cool guy so I give him love; but I'm jealous.

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 3:02pm

Her ankles aren't thick! They're not even close to cankle territory, as evidenced by the photos on 2nd pg. I think they appear thick on the first page because of the railing obstructing the view of her entire ankle. Plus, the straps on her shoes do look like they're a bit tight. She's a beautiful broad!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 3:55pm

he is cool BUT...talk about a high forehead? I guess when they do those face lifts...if you pull from the top then pull to the side...it just makes your nose look real big and your forehead an acre long...geez

She is beautiful...can't see them together...yucky...

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 4:20pm

Is that a chump bag she's wearing?

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 4:29pm

She smokes like a chiminy.

She admitted that she smoked during her pregnancy.

NO RESPECT. NOT COOL.

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 4:51pm

funny

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 7:10pm

How does she have sex with that gross old man?

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 7:45pm

Viagra and Cialis -- that's how....

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 7:56pm

Is there an echo in here?

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 8:56pm

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Thursday, July 6th, 2006 @ 1:29am

She is nothing but an ugly whore. Before they married, she negotiated how much money she would get upon marriage dissolution. He offered $1 million for each year they were married. She demanded $2 million. How is that any different than offering $40 for a BJ to a street walker and having her demand $80? They are exactly the same.

Thursday, July 6th, 2006 @ 9:22am

He's like 55 and she's like 30! I'm 22 and I would never get with someone who's 50 years old.! That' s older than my parents! YUUUUUUCCCHH!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 9:50pm

i dont know but she is not pretty anymore she just looks old, she use to be pretty like 10 years ago

Monday, April 23rd, 2007 @ 4:53pm

flat face but not slanted eyed

Monday, May 14th, 2007 @ 12:46pm

thick...thick...thick...geesh.

2nd?

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 2:49pm

I agree with Steve. She does look like she has a bit of asian blood in her. Another true example of beautiful mixtures is Shania Twain. She is part native, part Irish= Gorgeous!!!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 4:55pm

With Viagra,...that's how.

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 8:00pm

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