Bastardly Breaking News! Michael Douglas still a bastard!
Posted on Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 12:51pm by Jackson

All you Catherine Zeta-Jones horndoggs will always have such cockteasing performances like Entrapment and The Mask of Zorro. It's kind of hard finding sexiness from her T-mobile commercials...damn you Michael Douglas for snatching her up!
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she's got think ankles. FIRST!
Catherine z-j is HOTT! She's looks like 1/2 Inuit, 1/2 Danish(the best hotties in copenhagen are such a mix), or Mongolian and Czech(a few Prague honies are such). Very hard to believe she's British from Swansea, South Wales. I wish I were a rich old jew like Mike Douglas. He's a cool guy so I give him love; but I'm jealous.
Her ankles aren't thick! They're not even close to cankle territory, as evidenced by the photos on 2nd pg. I think they appear thick on the first page because of the railing obstructing the view of her entire ankle. Plus, the straps on her shoes do look like they're a bit tight. She's a beautiful broad!
he is cool BUT...talk about a high forehead? I guess when they do those face lifts...if you pull from the top then pull to the side...it just makes your nose look real big and your forehead an acre long...geez
She is beautiful...can't see them together...yucky...
Is that a chump bag she's wearing?
She smokes like a chiminy.
She admitted that she smoked during her pregnancy.
NO RESPECT. NOT COOL.
funny
How does she have sex with that gross old man?
Viagra and Cialis -- that's how....
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She is nothing but an ugly whore. Before they married, she negotiated how much money she would get upon marriage dissolution. He offered $1 million for each year they were married. She demanded $2 million. How is that any different than offering $40 for a BJ to a street walker and having her demand $80? They are exactly the same.
He's like 55 and she's like 30! I'm 22 and I would never get with someone who's 50 years old.! That' s older than my parents! YUUUUUUCCCHH!!!!!!!!!!
i dont know but she is not pretty anymore she just looks old, she use to be pretty like 10 years ago
flat face but not slanted eyed
thick...thick...thick...geesh.
2nd?
I agree with Steve. She does look like she has a bit of asian blood in her. Another true example of beautiful mixtures is Shania Twain. She is part native, part Irish= Gorgeous!!!
With Viagra,...that's how.
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