Tennis Uglies @ 2006 Wimbledon
Friday, June 30th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex

My sincere apologies for following up Jackson's World Cup Babes post w/ these Wimbledon Uglies. In an attempt to compensate for the ugliness in this post, please check out our extensive collection of 2006 World Cup posts compiled by Jackson.
Boys & Lesbians:
Can't Get Enough 2006 World Cup Babes!
Even More Bastardly Girls of the 2006 World Cup
Bastardly Flashback: 2002 World Cup Bastardly Girls!
Bastardly Wives & Girlfriends of the World Cup 2006
More Bastardly Girls of the 2006 World Cup!!!
The Bastardly Girls of the 2006 World Cup! OW!!
Girls & Gays:
For The Ladies: Cristiano Ronaldo
For The Ladies: David Beckham
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holy shit did you see venus' feet? they look like they have been caught in a meat grinder or something. disgusting.
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So gross... I couldn't make it past page 2.
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Good christ! These bitches look like goblins from some bad other world sci fi dungeon. Get back under the bridge bitches.
They need to make it a prerequisite that a girl has to be a fucking supermodel first before she can play tennis.Maria Sharapova is fucking sexy.
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So you CAN get 5 o'clock shadow in your armpit.
Good to know.
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On page 3 it looks like somebody forgot to tape back their schlong.
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I thought the tennis jerkies banned ugly chicks this year?
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At least they all have more money than ya'll.
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2 of them are actually cute. Maria something, and the skinny one
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Nah, theyre not ugly at all. Ofcourse, most of them have dumb facial expressions. Add bigger boobs with minimal clothing and tons of make-up, youll see these look the same as those bitches in Wimbledon post before.
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the hottest bodies for atheltes are:
for men: soccer players and swimmers
for women: vollyball players
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Yeah, how dare these women! Top athletes should be stunningly beautiful! They have nothing -- NOTHING -- on the wives, girlfriends, and hos of professional soccer players. What a waste of everyone's time.
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none of them are ugly, you just caught them at a bad time
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bobo is right. everyone looks like shit when the score goals, shoort balls etc. cuz everyone has dumb expressions at that time
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wimblebum(correct spelling)gets more pornographic by the year, acres of sweaty dyke flesh and orgasmic piggy grunts and yelps,its 95% lesbo rape fest and only 5% tennis.
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HAH!!! you people have such a shitty attitude it shocks me
# 3 oprahs whatever
They need to make it a prerequisite that a girl has to be a fucking supermodel first before she can play tennis.Maria Sharapova is fucking sexy.
# 6 the chef
thought the tennis jerkies banned ugly chicks this year?
# 11 Katie
Yeah, how dare these women! Top athletes should be stunningly beautiful!
DONT you guys have a life? these women are successful and confident and have made it to the top with their hard work and dedication.
And you say that athletes have to be good looking too? AH i forgot that you people are the very reason the cosmetic surgery industry is thriving!!! What else can we expect from blind and egoistic people who dont see a person for what they are, but rather concentrate on what the person isnt.
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How can you have an ugliest tennis players gallery without Mauresmo?
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#15 I straight agree with you since when the fuck do you have to be a beauty in the eyes of your fans to play a sport. Man fuck all that let's talk about these fucked up looking ass dudes in the business.they always pposting the women on here to be picked apart. Put some of these busted ass men on here. And 4 all yall talking about these women ain't neither one of yall got no dinero's in the bank like none of them.
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it would be a little hard to smile pretty for the camera when you are hitting a ball with a racket as hard as you can....these women are athletic beauties...and have the perseverance to be really good in a sport...I can't think of anything bad to say about them...
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i agree with 12bobo. Its the middle of a fucking tennis match for gods sake. They're not supposted to be dolled up and made over. The only person who is ugly is clearly the the one who composed this list
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i wouldn't mind doin' the Swiss Miss...Hingis ain't that bad...lol
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Hingis may be the only one I'd hit in this group....and even then it would have to be a grudge fuck....maybe even crossing into a satanic fuck.
Venus is a goddam HORSEFACE. Her and her racist family need to go away for good.
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hehe, these are some of the homeliest bitches ever.
its like a monkey (non-racist), some skeletons and the ukranian womens weight lifting team played tennis one day.
tennis' ugly to cute ratio, is always high. good thing these women are good at tennis pimping them would be a bitch.
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well if u dont like what is being said go away
and yeah where is moresmo with her man looks ????
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Why isn't there a picture of Mauresmo, or should that be MANesmo, here???? The chick is a dude for gods sake!
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I'd totally hit it with Daniela!
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I bet 9/10 of the cunts running this site are ugly as fuck lmao
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The Realest...
You know the rules: Thou Shalt Not Use The "C" Word.
Everyone knows that the procedure on The Bastardly is to use "SKANK" rather than The "C" Word.
The "C" Word is NOT allowed.
And now,... we must kill you.
And Note to Ladies:
Always remember to reach inside your sports bra to gently "unsmash" The Girls so they are a "natural" distance from eachother; specifically, when your nipples get HARD...a perfect, equi-lateral triangle should be formed with the chin -- and your two HARD nipples. In Snaps #1 & #2, we have dreadful examples of "too close headlights" here... and doesn't it look repulsive?
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question: where did the dumb "ukranian/russian/european/slavic women look like bodybuilders" come from? True they are not as obese as Americans but they are nowhere near to bodybuilders....
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Don't hate on these girls because they've accomplished more at 20 than you ever will in your pathetic life.
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bring out the brown baggas for most of these miss-hits;
they have some hot, toned bods but WOW those mugs are toooooo much;
and for Venus, break out the brown bagga body bag......that tranny is frightening
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Venus' body is tighter than all the ones listed. Poster #30 must like little boys.
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Yup those bitchez are fuccin ugly
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