Bastardly Breaking News! Jennifer Love Hewitt gets Starbucks!
Friday, June 30th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
The last time we saw Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was out getting some Koo Koo Roo ('cause it's good for yoo)....but anyways, in the tradition of Lindsay Lohan and Myleene Klass (the sexiest drinking of Starbucks ever), here we have another Starbucks drinker! Bastarchived in Babes, Bastardly Breaking News!, Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ross McCall, Starbucks












So freakin what! I get Starbucks all the time, put me on your stupid website
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dude, she has got to stay away from those fraps & pastries!!
she's slowly blowing up
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She looks awkward. "Why am I so awkward?!"
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I'm going to put her on a high protein diet.
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Oh and why is it that celebrities are so special that they can park at a RED curb?
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She's goofy as hell but so funny in interviews.
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Has her friend been attacked by a vampire?
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Rather than get coffee, looks like she got a Pellegrino & a snack. Good for her!
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I still don't know what is so special about her, she has a touch of Trannyism.
I'd fuck her but it would take a while to cum, she just doesn't do it for me.
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Blowing up? Guillermo, I think you might be gay - sorry to have to tell you. The only thing blowing up on her is her giant rack, and it's a thing of beauty to watch.
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She needs a bra, or at least a better one. I've always hated her face...although when she was a teen, she had a pretty smile.
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is it me, or does she really look pregnant?
i mean, she's been wearing belly hiding outfits (princess cut dresses or top) a lot lately..
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Goddamn - the woman gets uglier by the minute. Time will not be kind to her.
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i heard she attacked her work mate, Aisha Tyler, on the set of Ghost Whisperer
because she got her line wrong and had stinky breath when she said it
apparently, she had to go to hospital and thats why her character "Andrea"
is leaving to work in new york or something
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[...] Oh Jennifer Love Hewitt….we just can’t get enough of your normal boring life. In everything that we’ve seen her do (i.e. go to Starbucks, Koo Koo Roo, McDonalds, etc.) we’ve not gotten a slight glimpse of those sweet lovely puppies…give us a nipslip or an upskirt…something damnitt! [...]
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[...] Awwwh!!! Look how cute Hilary Duff and her emo boyfriend look riding bikes together!!! Woah, and looks like we have another Starbucks drinker in the line of Bastardly Starbuck drinkers, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan, and Myleene Klass!!!! [...]
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[...] Yes, yes… horndogg community living in the LA area… be on the lookout for Adriana Lima!!! I don’t think you’ll find her at such establishments you’d find Jennifer Love Hewitt at… i.e. McDonalds, Koo Koo Roo, Starbucks, or the grocery store… but I could only dream that she’s homies with Jessica Biel and that we’ll see pictures of them together…just cause we always seem to get daily updates of Ms. Biel. [...]
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[...] Oh yes, Nikki Cox, another in the line of Starbucks drinkers with Myleene Klass, Lindsay Lohan, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Those babies could poke someone’s eye out!!! [...]
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Good humor, is just lost on some people...
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