Jessica Alba schemes to have sex with Snoop, again.

Hahaha. Do you really think that disgusting creature has a chance with her??? Then again women are strange creatures themselves, so you never know.

Man, Jessica needs to add a few pounds to her frame!

ok good its not just me who's noticed shes gotten bone thin all of a sudden. well sorry to break it to you fellas but apparently she used to have an eating disorder and weigh 100 pounds not so long ago. so she just might end up looking rather like miss richie in the near future.
xoxo

That's disgusting. If she's going mudsharking, she's tainted for life. Nasty skank.

she should keep on having sex with Cash Warren.at least so much better than Snoop Doggy Dog Style.

Yeah you know the poor girl is going down the eating disorder path. I think it was pretty obvious when she was a better size (still skinny) and all she could talk about was how she had so many "curves". At first that annoyed the hell out of me-NO, you dont have curves-But now I feel bad cause I can only imagine whats going on in her mind.

Well, that phone *is* kinda cool. I wonder what it is?

Oh yeah, Jessica's actually looking good to me in these pics. One weird thing though: 2nd photo on page 2 makes her kinda look like Angelina Jolie. Weird.

She looks great. Few pounds could not hurt. I doubt she tapped Snoop though!

she looks a bit like angelina in some of these pics because she's lost so much weight and is starting to reveal tendons and veins a la jolie.
angelina is gorgeous, but you have to admit she has a lot of her insides visible from the outside.

what is that tatoo on her wrist?

I think the tattoo either says "I like the dark meat" or "I wish I was black"

Why must I always defend the most fuckable woman on the planet (j.alba) when I come on this site???????? She is fucking gorgeous and I've seen the rest of these pictures and YES, she has lost weight but the great thing about her is that no matter how much weight she looses she will NEVER loose that PHAT ass. I love it. tiny waist, athletic build FAT ASS!!!!! She is way finer than Jolie!!! jolie's lips look like a pussy....

Her ass isnt fat? its normal.

Hey, people, wake up! Once you get in the machine called Hollywood, you really don't the time or inclination to eat or consume a bunch of fattening shit that Americans consider normal. Let's see - McDonald's and Burger King, to name a few.

Plus when you're naturally running around, making movies, attending premieres/parties, you really don't have time to sit on the couch and feed your face full of bon bons, ok?

So you ever consider that if you're pretty active and lead an active lifestyle, it's sort of NORMAL to be thin, and maybe the rest of this country is just HUGELY overweight?

you know what i've always thought Jessica was one of the most beautiful women in showbiz, ever since the Idle Hands days (i know i know). But anyway i just thought that she had the most gorgeous figure, me myself being a size 6 (UK size by the way, i think that would be 1 or 0 in the US or maybe thats just GAP) I always and still do want to gain weight but it is very hard for me as i have a very small appetite. Personally i think that it is more feminine for a woman to have curves, it just looks better dammit!!! Thats why i get offended when people think i intentionally try to stay thin. I hate it and i just can't grasp why women want to look like this. THE SKINNEST THE BITCH SHOULD HAVE GOT WAS HOW SHE WAS IN HONEY. I agree that jessica has a nice ass but if she's not careful she will loose that lovely lower half of hers. IF YOUR CURVY APPRECIATE IT MAN CUZ THATS WHAT BEING A WOMAN IS ABOUT!!! I'll get back to u lot when i gain some weight haha. sorry about my horrible spelling i just cant be bothered. peace people.

That's an evil devil sign she has on her wrist.

I AM SERIOUSLY LOVIN THIS GIRL NOW
SHE IS SO DAMN HOT
I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

nasty fuck..........

snoop is one ugly mofo

jessica alba is so hot.......snoop your the ultimate pimp....redsox suck

dont pretend to be vito, (#18). no good. not cool.

i DOUBT she fucked snoop!!!! *giggles* its like what david spade said "you get a pic of people next to eachother, and suddenly there fucking, getting married..." blah blah
maybe there just friends? i KNOW alba puffs, so maybe they had shared a blunt or 2? damnit, they should have called me!!!!! ;)

snoop pimp daddy save me some of that snoop d.o.double g

lol YJJ!!!!!!

I think I would pay her to sit on my face....

She's so fucking gorgeous it makes me sick

she is so hot this bitch !

hey.. yourjustjealous post some pics of your self you sexy bitch.

bullet

hey.. yourjustjealous post some pics of your self you sexy bitch.

awwww!!!!! your sweet!!!! actually i am going to when i get some good pics,
i already sent a pic of my ass in a thong laying on my best friends bed ;) ask them...... theyll remember me by the screenname JnglePrncs---------........
moe and jack? im the wild crazy chick that has dirty picture night that enjoys weed, xanax and klonopin!!! ;).
.... if you get a chance, let bullet know ;)
wait, bullet, were you being sarcastic? ill be sad if you were :(
but if not, you rock sweetie!!!!!! ;)
im also a ritch bitch!!!! ;)

Im curious to know if Ashley is the same psycho chick who always posts mean rants about lesbians.

shin shin, ashley is a schitzo. she posts on "ashley" and on another name, "bobby"
you KNOW shes a bible bouncing twit. once i said scarlett johanseen was so beautiful and she said eewwww your gross you lesbian!!!!'
as if i care! shes probably 12 anyway ;)

Big Papi

That’s disgusting. If she’s going mudsharking, she’s tainted for life. Nasty skank.

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE SEES THE FUCKIN LIGHT!!! ROCK ON BIG PAPI!

bullet

hey.. yourjustjealous post some pics of your self you sexy bitch.

BULLET IVE BEEN TRYIN TO ASK HER FOR SOME TOO!!!!! SHE IS SEXY, AND LIBERAL, CHECK OUT WHAT SHE SAID IN THIS THREAD:
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/06/kristin-cavallari-15-minute...
CUT AND PASTE BUT ITS ALL THERE!!!!!
OH BY THE WAY SLOBBA IS A WASTE OF TALANTLESS UGLY AS SIN PILE OF 10 STORY SHIT.

vito!!!!! your so bad!!!!!!! eh, whatever, like i care if people see my "i deep throat" comment! heehee!!
dude, there are 4 simple rules for giving the perfect head....
1) ALWAYS cover your teeth
2) deep throating is a MUST
3) LISTEN to what the dude tells you
4) ENJOY IT!!!
i know / do!! ;)

you know i used to this jessica alba was okay when she was in dark angel. the first season. season 2 got really weird.

she was average, and thick..... there...now somethings odd about her. and the only "overhyped" person i like is angelina. otherwise people like alba drive me crazy.

holy shit YourJustJealous!!!!!!!!!! wanna come over??????

ME FIRST GREG!!!!!

ewww honey bunny your a sicko lesbian faggot retard! thats gross and the bible says so your going to hell! fuck you and suck your mamas hairy dick hunny bunny!!! bye bitches!

vito your a gross hairy asshole who thinks you got frends here you fucking dont! i do bitch! vito your a greasy wop dago and all your frends are stupid lezbo gay bitches! thats gross the bible says your going to hell and i hope you all get aids like fucking faggots ALL should get and die from!!! i hate you vito and shin shin and angelffood and lemure and nodakgirl are all posing as vito so fucking suck your mamas hairy cock you ugly mics

your just jealous is a slut too just like the rest of you nodakgrl, lemure lillysptite vito and shin shin!!! you should all catch aids and die!

snoop poop dog is a dirty ugly nigger too just like that ugly spic jessica alba so they DID fuck eachother and they deserve eachother those ugly immigrant shitholes.
your just jealous is only saying she sucks dick to hide her evil faggot ways. your all going to hell you fucked up faggot gays!!!!! i wish aids on all of you dirty fucking bitches!

Holy shit that Ashley chick is a real psycho she needs to be locked up. I saw you on that other side and AB Libby bashed you real hard you just hate the whole world you dumb psycho bitch.

felicia, your so right, she slammed me first, when i said scarlett johansen was sexy...what a dumbass, and yeah, she/he/it totally posts comments under like, 45 names, so i guess it needs its meds or maybe it needs to just strap on some old fish guts and go playing in coffin cove in austrailia. is it still called that? sorry, it was on shark week years ago.......all i know is that if you go swimming there, you are SO dead. ugh, nevermind, it would prolly scare the sharks away with its smell..... "like a turd covered in burnt hair....." heehee i LOVED anchorman!! :)

wow.. you guys are a bunch of haters. celebs cant be friends without "fucking" each other? Anywho Jess is already fucking someone .. his name is Cash Warren.. u jealous bitches wish u could be with Jessica.. and shes Mexican and Proud. Dont HAte

As for Cash Warren he is ugly to just like jessica alba. She's an ugly mexican skank. The blogs are all negative towards her. She's jealous of Scarlett Johansen and No! I dont want to be Jessica Alba but I would like to be Scarlett.

ur so ugly u think ur so fucking hot ur ugly to the max go give ur dad a blow jjobb kay thats all ur good 4 u hoee ur so ugly too n u think u have a sexii body ya sure jenfier lopez body is the hotttest in hollywood or pam or beyonce or fergiee not u ur body is like 5 yr old ur uglyy

haah. j alba has no boobs or ass. sucks for her.

dON\T GET MAD WHITE BOIS IF SNOOP DID HIT IT 'CAUSE ALL OF U WOULD CUT YOUR DAD'S DYCK OFF 2 FUC BEYONCE...GET REAL FAGGOT PLAYAS...lol!!!

FUCK U MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ARE DESCUSTING FUCK U

What the hell are you talking abut Beyonce is ugly as hell she looks like a tall, fat snake woman. ITs a proven fact Im a Gynecologist and women with fat thighs like Beyonce have stinky vaginas. They have nasty ugly disgusting, stinky black gross pussy's Beyonce is an ugly lady if a white man calls her sexy he's afraid of getting beat up by blacks so he just calls her sexy. Deep down no man wants an ugly shit colored black vagina.

Deep down no man wants an ugly shit colored black vagina.

THEN THEY SHOULDNT BE WITH SLOBBA LOL

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shes so fucking annoying, and when I see her all I can think about is what a bitch she is. She never tips and treats servants like a piece of sh*t. Shes a legend in her own mind. she thinks shes the queen of everything, more like queen of poseurs and SHIT!

no way in hell she's as hot as A.J. no way,she looks like a baby,and a not so bright one at that,angie all woman

There's an actress Mila Kunis she is so beautiful Bastardly has never shown her. She's not that famous but she was in the 70's show. She looks 10 times better than Jessica Alba but she's under rated. I actually think she is the most beautiful girl in the world. See Im not a jealous person I know beauty when I see it Mila Kunis is beautiful and jessica alba is ugly!

"Poop!"

i luv alba

Yes Snoop fuck Jessica Alba again and will fuck her again.

I dont think they had sex really :P not proved :P otherwise Snoop is whore, he dont deserve JA.

"Haters will always be haters, FU all JA haters"

uggg how is alba hot she fucking nasty now b4 she was ighhht she has no tits or ass fuck ewww shess so overatedddddd pamela anderson is the hottest bitch in holllywooddddddd

fuck you fucking pervert. go and fuck yourself

loving u allways.. u are the best 4ever..my sweet, my idol, my insspiration, my sunshine my EVERYTHING!!!i love u!!i wanna meet u and be like u.. i'm your 1#fan.. i love u!!and don't worry, cuz u are the most wonderful, brilliant, amazing, cute, sweet, spectacular, fanatstic, beauty and gorgeous woman on the world..u rock!!!!! here is your bigger fan!!!!your 1#fan!!!

get a fucking life

ok...it doesnt matter how mad you all are at jessica alba for fucking snoop....snoop is WAY better than any of you stupid fucks! he could fuck her pussy all day and not think twice about it.....its because hes a fucking pimp, HES FUCKING FAMOUS! he can do whatever the FUCK he wants to....and hes got some mother fuckin money to show for it! so while all of you say that shes a nasty bitch, and its fucked up that she fucked him, just think about it...youll never get to fuck jessica alba, so fuck all of you...you stupid fucks......i hit that shit

WoW .... She is so hot.

I love watching white girls getting sexual with the black man.
my dad and gramps would allways talk about how the black
race are evil and dirty...I never cared for there disgusting words...

my dad and family hate me...but it's ok. I have learned
to be free on my own.

it makes me smile so much to see beautiful girls like jessica alba
get sexualy pleasured by the black man. snoop dog got his
tounge all up in that alba pussay......mmmm damnn snoop...
record me camera phone video for me.....

I want to show my dad what life is really all about.....(more so wacky off with the video playing on the big screen!)

my dad is crying...cause he has a feeling his wife is going to leave
him for a black man....i hope she does...

we give way to much respect to the white race....
most of them dont deserve it..

but girls like alba deserve every ounce of respect!

when x ray googles are invented. i shure will be at the next alba
red carpet movie award showing!

i hate my name duke...but it's ok. it lets me see what I have over come in my life.

peace out boys and girls!

She's probably sick of short dick flat butt goofy walking white guys. That bitch want some real dick, nothing wrong with that.

Yeah I agree with "jack123", totally.

sorry to say it you. But the percentage of interracial relationships is actually very low.

damn ! another nigger lover whore ?
when are these stupid bitches are stop believing the jewish lies ?

"white man calls her sexy he’s afraid of getting beat up by blacks so he just calls her sexy."

speak for yourself you limpwrist cocksucker! there isnt a black boy in this world thats ever gotten away with calling me a fuckin white boy and been able to walk away on a pair of working legs and I personally think beyonce is a goddess at the very least one of the most beautiful women in the world. too bad shes with that ugly orangutang lookin dumbfuck rapper gay-z. I'd lick fuck and slurp that snatch of hers dry and then some & I know that something she dont and couldnt get from that retard hubby of hers.

and look at the dark nail polish and clothes.

ashley, stop with the tat comments, seriously. i have SIX!!!!!! and NO tatoos are NOT devil signs, not even the one on her wrist, wich i actualy like. i have 3 pink hearts on the back of my neck and a small medieval dragon on my lower lower...LOWER ;) left hip, along with a teeny star of David next to it, and a tiny shamrock there too, but a little lower ;). hey, i love Jewish boys and im irish! ;)
oh yeah, and whoever you are stop pretending to be vito.

VITO

I AM SERIOUSLY LOVIN THIS GIRL NOW
SHE IS SO DAMN HOT
I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

SUCK IT YOU JEJUNE INANE IMPOSTER

or simpsonn mmmmmmmmmmmm

ohh i think jess is really hot i juse want to....... ohhh yea!

HEY GUYS THAT SKANK ALREADY FUCK SOME BLACK SCUM ,SHE DID THAT STUPID SHITTY MOVIE WHERE SHE DANCES WITH SOME GHETTO RATS AND SHE SPREAD HER LEGS TO THE DARKEST ONE OF THE BUNCH SO HER CUNT IS ALREADY DIRTY AND USELESS AND MUST SMELL LIKE SHIT

So cute. Although when she starves herself her shoulders look scrawny.