Jessica Alba Does Entertainment Weekly June 30/July 7, 2006
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee

The quotes they use in some of these zines are so stupid @ times that they're hilarious.
Jessica, take your clothes off already while you're still holding decent hottie-cards. Trust your true fans. We know best.
Anyway, here's rest of the EW layout.












Replace "Entertainment Weekly" with "A Concerned Fan" and you have the perfect to this post...
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haha.
good one, man. First laugh of the day...
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shes so pretty... espeically in that cover shot...
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Moe it looks like you were subliminally drawing a penis going into her mouth with your "arrow" on the cover shot! What's up with that?
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More Jessica Alba Bikini and swimsuit photos are available at http://miscgroups.blogspot.com/2006/04/jessica-alba-bikini-swimsuit-and-...
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You guys could at least give credit to the people you steal your pictures from.
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Venom...do you really think it's necessary for them to put a "source" when it shows the cover of the fucking mag? Hmmm I'm guessing they got the shots from Entertainment Weekly. Don't ya think?
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I WANT TO APOLOGISE TO EVERYONE FOR THE RUDE COMMENTS I SAID ABOUT JESS
I GOTTA ADMIT
SHE IS SMOKIN
SHE IS SO DAMN HOT I WANNA TAKE HER HOME!!!!!
I MADE A BIG MISTAKE...HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN HER BEAUTY
DAMN...SHE IS FINE AS HELL!!!!!
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hot hot hot hot
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i love the cover shot
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@Pottymouth: You know that people scan the pictures from magazines, right? They don't magically appear on the Internet.
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Are you kidding me she still looks ugly in that picture the bitch dont impress me one bit,
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FUCKIN STOP POSING AS ME YOU SILLY LITTLE SHITSMEAR, WE ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SLOBBA ALBATROSS, SO FUCKIN SUCK IT AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKIN BLOG NAME, DUMBASS. GET A LIFE, I DONT LIKE HER!!! IS THAT OK WITH YOU!???
SHES GROSS! IM OUT! GIGGRTY GIGGITY GOO, STOP POSING AS ME, YOU STUPID CUNT OR ILL TATTOO YOU.
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those quotes are jokes right??? lol i have no idea these days with celebrities..and maxim for that matter.
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she looks like adriana lima in the last pic
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Well VITO, you sound like a retard, used long time to find out Albatross? weeks? sucker go and get life, btw wanna tatoo me?
"FU all haters"
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
when will this mega-overrated chick totally disappear? there’s gonna be Sin City 2 and Sin City 3, if she’s not on the 3rd one we’ll only have to wait until the 2nd one is released, a few months after that hopefully she will disappear, lets hope she’s not featured on the 3rd one, because to see digitally enhanced images of her in revealing clothes attempting her hardest to look sexy shaking her celulite-y ass being flashed and flubbed again and again in 1 movie is enough. It’s gonna get real boring if that scene keeps being repeated. Is it really the only way they can make Jessica Alba look fuckable and good looking? Haha, I see WAY hotter chicks looking WAY hotter everyday, and they don’t need to be on a professional makeup artist’s chair for 5 hours, they don’t need to have a stylist, they don’t need to be told what clothes to wear, they don’t need airbrushing, photoshop and digital enhancing and they don’t need a professional photographer to look 10000 times hotter than Jessica Alba does. Man is Alba pathetic. She owes her success to the movie Sin City because she was playing a whore, showing her ass and shaking it in scenes being flashed only to make viewers horny so they would go see the movie, and it took like 6 hours in the makeup chair with a team of preofessional makeup artists, professional stylists etc to be able to make her look hot, and still it wasn’t too much. Other than the bare naked whorish flabby fat ass and silly dance moves intended to make people horny, she looks so ugly, so nothing special compared to the kind of REAL hotties there’s outta there. She owes her success to that and still dares to claim that “she doesn’t want to take sexy roles†or that “nudity is against what she is†and gets mad because an image of her appears on the cover of Playboy… LMAO!! how PATHETIC can this chick be? how come she’s gonna act in Sin City 2 again if she doesn’t wanna take whore roles and if nudity is against what she is? Because that’s the only way for her to have people think she’s hot and to have people interested in her. She’s not good looking enough to be considered sexy if she doesn’t take whore roles. She’s no Angelina Jolie. Plus, she’s BORING as hell, and as an actress, a total joke. Pathetic and fucking stupid! Disappear already mega-overrated idiot!
btw, what’s up with that waist as wide as her hips and flat butt? isn’t Jessica Alba an icon for desperate female fatties really?
is there still any desperate loser who would dare to say this chick is hot? during the Sin City days I understand, but nowadays, ROFLOL!
seriously, is there anyone other than desperate ugly moronic boys and female fatties who still think this chick is hot?
I never saw any hot or good looking chick, damn, any non-ugly chick say Jessica Alba was good looking or compliment her looks in any way. It’s all ugly chicks who do mostly (about 85-90%), the rest are ugly desperate losers who have not seen a good looking woman or a hot chick in their lives.
And fuck, I never found Holly Madison too hot, but in her pic in the ads next to Jessica Alba’s pictures, Holly looks like a fucking megahot goddess.
V rocks, shut the fuck up and pull your pecker to pics of your little jessie, bugged eyes, celulite, go ahead, ill wait right here. EVERYONES ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION, asshole!!!!!!!!!!
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Anybody, I said anybody, who doesn't think that is the finest piece of ass on the planet is either blind or gay, or both.
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i have my opinions, you have yours, and i think she is boring, annoying and a stuck up cunt.
i dont like people who diss our troops.
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fuglyy as always:)
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