Happy Birthday Petra Nemcova! Love, The Bastardly



Yes, today is a glorious day because it's Petra Nemcova's 27th birthday! We're very thankful of Petra here at The Bastardly and all her super cute poses. So Happy Birthday to Petra Nemcova, Bastardly Sexiest Woman #5! Damn James Blunt for being the bastard that'll be the one satisfying Petra's need of birthday sex!

I know what Petra would want for her birthday... for everyone to donate to her Happy Hearts Fund!

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30 Scandalous Comments

Happy Birthday Sexy Beotch!

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 3:39pm

god have mercy.

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 3:55pm

are those new pics, jackson?

cuz she sure does look skinny...

damn, james blunt got a piece of this ass??

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 4:57pm

Probably not....but new to the site. Yes, and James Blunt is a bastard.

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 7:56pm

99% of super model/porn stars/actresses photo shoots are airbrushed. So that's probably why she's so skinny,

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 7:58pm

Jame's ex Camila Boler is jealous of Petra...

read article

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1225438,00.html

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 8:00pm

I hate this overrated pale skinned twig bitch. Give me Lima any day of the week.

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 8:03pm

Oh Jackson just stfu! Your just jealous because James has Petra and you don't! He's talented. Obviously there is something that makes him crazy about her.

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 8:13pm

She kinda looks like Jessica Alba...Just 40x40=80 hotter and yummier!

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 8:24pm

who's gonna be the lucky one to give her birthday sex??

james blunt, of course...

what a lucky son of a bitch (yes yes, i know, im just voicing every single male's frustration)

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 8:56pm

God...I've never ever seen her look anything but gorgeous. Happy birthday Petra!

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 10:41pm

Yes, Cammie...no doubt there's something that makes HIM crazy about her...but wtf does she see in him? That's the question.
And Lima is just as skinny, but a different body-type. All models are skinny (except plus-sized of course) and, on top of that, airbrushed.

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 10:53pm

[...] All the lame-ass caps were inspired by this comment on Jackson’s Petra Nemcova Birthday post from earlier today… Cammie [...]

Sunday, June 25th, 2006 @ 12:21am

SINCE WHEN DO OLD PHOTOS OF NAZI MASS BURIAL PITS QUALIFY AS GOSSIP?

Sunday, June 25th, 2006 @ 1:47am

if it's petra's birthday, how come i just found a present in my pants?

Sunday, June 25th, 2006 @ 4:09am

OG.What happend to her? She bacame too skinny!

Sunday, June 25th, 2006 @ 6:28am

Wow!

Sunday, June 25th, 2006 @ 9:30pm

wow... she's really very pretty... she looks gorgeous in page 2...
she has a really sweet look

i think she's prettier than adriana... adriana looks manly sometimes, and a little bit too skinny...
petra has a perfect body and a lovely face...

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 5:14am

I like Adriana better. Her bday's in June too.

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 11:10am

she looks shit

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 @ 2:13pm

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This girl can shit on my chest. If I was into that sort of stuff.

Thursday, August 17th, 2006 @ 10:23am

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Thursday, August 17th, 2006 @ 10:26am

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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 @ 2:11am

Kev......... don't be a hater. Petra ROCKS. She should have been #1
Limas not even a close second, in my humble opinion

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 5:01pm

me

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 @ 11:29pm

is this the tsunami chick? i didn't recognize her. she's looks so different too skinny!! yikes.

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 8:04pm

DAMN im ur B-day gift!!!!! DO ME BITCH! lol JUST PLAYIN! SHES A HO... a hot 1 tho

Saturday, June 24th, 2006 @ 10:58pm

Herm, what kind of body type would you classify Adri? Curvy? Cuz homegurl sure packing some booty since last year's VS shows. She looks great though.

Sunday, June 25th, 2006 @ 12:26am

to I knew I think still spin on it I met two petras at camp diff years are you using sumone else idenity yo seriusly cause that be my girl baby it ain't me its Petra from Vermont she got prayers come see me the other one go to church fight back in prayer hurry

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:18pm

Baby she wrote the me comment Petra did

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:20pm

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