Bastardly Breaking News! Victoria Beckham wears short shorts!



She must use Nair, right? I'm actually digging those anorexic chicken legs of hers....and I must not be the only one because it looks like the dude behind her got a nice view of that juicy flat ass of hers.

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walking skeleton slut........ what a waste of air....

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 11:40am
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here's me trying to figure out why that is hot. GROSS

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 11:41am
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her legs are too skinny...doesn't even look like they should be able to support her...those shoes have GOT to be killing her feet if not her back...

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 11:53am
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She has a piggy nose..

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 11:59am
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She has got great legs. But her face makes her a candidate for butta.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 12:08pm
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That's not a flat butt, that's a no-butt. And the extensions are nasty too.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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The "dude" is her brother!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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"juicy" should not be used to describe anything on this dried out, orangey slag!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 1:11pm
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Look how tight her body is. No worries everyone, she will die soon. She will bleed to death because as you can see, she is running out of skin. Eventually it will be stretched to the point of no repair and that day will be a good day my friends. I probably will take that day off work, just to celebrate!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 1:24pm
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How can she survive on air alone? You know she doesn't even drink water!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 1:49pm
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Beckam must really regret the day he knocked her up... Because he´s a god now and it would look pretty shitty to impregnate a woman, cheat on her, and then dump her because she looks like a walking corpse. A pig-nosed one at that. Poor bastard.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 2:02pm
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I would bang the sh*t out of her. period.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 2:39pm
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this woman is considered a trohpy wife in england.

a trophy wife?

Maybe a "you finished in 3rd place" type of trophy.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 3:09pm
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I can say her face is not the best, but with these pictures and those toned muscled legs she's currently sporting, I can't say she's too thin. Her legs are looking great! That doesn't mean she is, tough.. she has a skeleton face, a pig nose, which never looks good on anyone, and a shitty attitude to make it even worse (as if it wasn't bad enough).

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 3:39pm
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Very nice legs!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 3:53pm
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I like her but she needs to add a few meals to her schedule. She is a walking skeleton even though her legs are pretty good looking. She would be much hotter with some pounds on her that would at least not make her face so skeletal.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 4:03pm
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that dude is her brother christian.
and who cares about her legs..she's beyond ugly!she doesn't take her sunglasses off anytime because she's afraid to scare people around her.i can't figure out how Becks can look at her face.kiss her.and...ooh,i think i just throw up a bit.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 4:15pm
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the reason this skank is an anorexic because she's the classic no ass having white girl - you know the type that get those sloppy pooch guts when they get fat and still have no ass and nasty cellulite ridden "skinny-fat" chicken legs.

Fucking nasty ass trainwreck ho. The reason why Beckham is still with her is for the kiddies and so that he doesn't have to break the bank in the divorce settlement. I mean why divorce when he's probably bangin' 20 supermodel whores on the side? Do you think she doesn't know ? - what you actually think she's going to divorce her meal ticket? The only reason the press covers her or we are even talking about her is because she's Beckham's wife. You know what they say about the worst punishment for an attention whore ? Indifference. There's your answer, pretty much.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 5:06pm
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she just needs to eat and hit the gym. She got the natural tone, just need to add some meat.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 5:24pm
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Her legs do not look bad ... but she is not an attractive or beautiful anyway.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 7:10pm
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jude, she's not a candidate. She is the queen of the Buttaface!!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 7:21pm
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Speaking of legs, where has Stacy Kiebler been lately?

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 7:51pm
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I dont ever remember this broad looking like this when she was a Spice girl!

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 8:34pm
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she is chubbier than alessandra ambrosio and all the other models you drool over.
victoria's hot and has the best legs

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 12:44am
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dutty skank need a meal

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 12:49am
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She useta be sooo cute.

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 1:36am
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Victoria Beckham isn't actually full white. A few years back in a group interview, they were talking about mixed heritage, the little ginger girl (she's half Spanish) in her old group said that Victoria has some kind of Indian in her. Funnily enough, after that it was never mentioned again, and Victoria never brings it up, and it's not on the net. I presume it's some kind of Anglo-Indian (?) After seeing photos of Victoria and her sister as children and now, I guess that's why they have those rounder, broader facial features...

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 8:17am
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She is very small for her height. It's no wonder the young celebrities fall into the eating disorder trap when grown women (who have children and should know better) advertise this kind of lifestyle as something glamorous

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 8:20am
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she is ugly and skinny period. Dun understand what beckham sees in her man. Total lack of class.

Friday, June 23rd, 2006 @ 8:26am
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Those legs most definitely need a jizz-coatin'. Niiiiice.

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 4:20pm
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those breasts are scary.

Monday, June 26th, 2006 @ 9:23pm
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going dooown hilll ... like that other use to be hot before she worshipped lord skeletor

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 7:54am
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her legs look bigger here than normal because of the tight shorts and the pose... but her face is still soooooooooooooooooo unattractive. like a skull with hair. i don't see how her face can be that thin if the rest of her is not dying emaciated, just slightly underweight. maybe she had fat removed from her cheeks?

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 2:12am
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Nasty, sickly legs. Victoria Beckham was sooo much better looking before she became under weight. I used to think she was the pretty one in the Spice Girls aside from her pug nose. If you want to see some great legs, try Kate Hudson who also has a nice butt and abs.

Monday, September 25th, 2006 @ 12:06pm
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Get this woman a Whopper.. or 2...

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 5:43pm
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pig face plain and simple.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 @ 5:43pm
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of course you can see the muscle in her legs she has almost no body fat!!!!!!!!! that's just straving muscle underneath that malnourished skin. Her legs freak me out, actually the fact that she worshiped is freakier. Nice legs have to have some kind of fat on it, but the worst part is that ass!!!!!!!!! god please put some baggy pants on her!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 4:39pm
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shes a skinny fake plastic slut but i would love to fuck the absolute shit out of her! couldnt think of a more satisfying feeling than emptying the contents of my ball bags up her tight little butthole while squeezing her fake plastic tits!!! fucking slut! posh? wouldnt look so fucking posh with a big cock up her butthole!

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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i rather like her nose.

Thursday, January 18th, 2007 @ 3:02am
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I actully do really like victoria beckhams . i was watching an interview she was having and i dont think she deserves the bad press she gets YES she is too skinny and YES her nose isnt her best feature but other then that she is a pretty girl . And for the people who sed that beckham made her famous u obviously dont no the ful story coz she made him the big star he is today as when she met him not alot of people even had heard of him , she was in a pop group that was going well at that time so everyone became intrested in that couple !!.

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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she has the perfect legs i love here sow mutch she is the number one

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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shes gorgeoussssssssssss i love her

Sunday, May 6th, 2007 @ 11:50am
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bitch at me all you like ut ya gotta admit deep down you think those are one hella pair of legs. i mean come one she is a dried up old cunt with a piggy but she has slight muscular and skinny legs!!!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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A mutt.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 2:05am
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She has great legs and you're all jealous. There's nothing wrong with her face at all. She might need to fire her hairdresser, but that's abotu it. She doesn't have Chritina Ricci-esque bobble head syndrome, because she's just slightly underweight for her build not emaciated. Why don't you all post your pics so we can get a look at your ugly faces too....

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 @ 9:48am
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That's hot, baby!

All legs should be like those...

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 11:43am
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She's way too thin. The reason her legs aren't horrible is cause they're toned... but when you have 0% body fat... you look toned because you can see your muscles whether they're built or not. Her legs are fine... its the rest of her thats scary. Her face! I mean if she gained some weight her legs would still be fine... you know? Her butt, arms, face freak me out. Her nose is just so unfortunate lol.

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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*considered hot

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 @ 11:45am
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Sweet body.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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