Bastardly Breaking News! Victoria Beckham wears short shorts!
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

She must use Nair, right? I'm actually digging those anorexic chicken legs of hers....and I must not be the only one because it looks like the dude behind her got a nice view of that juicy flat ass of hers.
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walking skeleton slut........ what a waste of air....
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here's me trying to figure out why that is hot. GROSS
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her legs are too skinny...doesn't even look like they should be able to support her...those shoes have GOT to be killing her feet if not her back...
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She has a piggy nose..
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She has got great legs. But her face makes her a candidate for butta.
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That's not a flat butt, that's a no-butt. And the extensions are nasty too.
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The "dude" is her brother!
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"juicy" should not be used to describe anything on this dried out, orangey slag!
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Look how tight her body is. No worries everyone, she will die soon. She will bleed to death because as you can see, she is running out of skin. Eventually it will be stretched to the point of no repair and that day will be a good day my friends. I probably will take that day off work, just to celebrate!
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How can she survive on air alone? You know she doesn't even drink water!
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Beckam must really regret the day he knocked her up... Because he´s a god now and it would look pretty shitty to impregnate a woman, cheat on her, and then dump her because she looks like a walking corpse. A pig-nosed one at that. Poor bastard.
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I would bang the sh*t out of her. period.
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this woman is considered a trohpy wife in england.
a trophy wife?
Maybe a "you finished in 3rd place" type of trophy.
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I can say her face is not the best, but with these pictures and those toned muscled legs she's currently sporting, I can't say she's too thin. Her legs are looking great! That doesn't mean she is, tough.. she has a skeleton face, a pig nose, which never looks good on anyone, and a shitty attitude to make it even worse (as if it wasn't bad enough).
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Very nice legs!
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I like her but she needs to add a few meals to her schedule. She is a walking skeleton even though her legs are pretty good looking. She would be much hotter with some pounds on her that would at least not make her face so skeletal.
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that dude is her brother christian.
and who cares about her legs..she's beyond ugly!she doesn't take her sunglasses off anytime because she's afraid to scare people around her.i can't figure out how Becks can look at her face.kiss her.and...ooh,i think i just throw up a bit.
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the reason this skank is an anorexic because she's the classic no ass having white girl - you know the type that get those sloppy pooch guts when they get fat and still have no ass and nasty cellulite ridden "skinny-fat" chicken legs.
Fucking nasty ass trainwreck ho. The reason why Beckham is still with her is for the kiddies and so that he doesn't have to break the bank in the divorce settlement. I mean why divorce when he's probably bangin' 20 supermodel whores on the side? Do you think she doesn't know ? - what you actually think she's going to divorce her meal ticket? The only reason the press covers her or we are even talking about her is because she's Beckham's wife. You know what they say about the worst punishment for an attention whore ? Indifference. There's your answer, pretty much.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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she just needs to eat and hit the gym. She got the natural tone, just need to add some meat.
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Her legs do not look bad ... but she is not an attractive or beautiful anyway.
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jude, she's not a candidate. She is the queen of the Buttaface!!
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Speaking of legs, where has Stacy Kiebler been lately?
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I dont ever remember this broad looking like this when she was a Spice girl!
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she is chubbier than alessandra ambrosio and all the other models you drool over.
victoria's hot and has the best legs
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dutty skank need a meal
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She useta be sooo cute.
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Victoria Beckham isn't actually full white. A few years back in a group interview, they were talking about mixed heritage, the little ginger girl (she's half Spanish) in her old group said that Victoria has some kind of Indian in her. Funnily enough, after that it was never mentioned again, and Victoria never brings it up, and it's not on the net. I presume it's some kind of Anglo-Indian (?) After seeing photos of Victoria and her sister as children and now, I guess that's why they have those rounder, broader facial features...
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She is very small for her height. It's no wonder the young celebrities fall into the eating disorder trap when grown women (who have children and should know better) advertise this kind of lifestyle as something glamorous
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she is ugly and skinny period. Dun understand what beckham sees in her man. Total lack of class.
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Those legs most definitely need a jizz-coatin'. Niiiiice.
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those breasts are scary.
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going dooown hilll ... like that other use to be hot before she worshipped lord skeletor
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her legs look bigger here than normal because of the tight shorts and the pose... but her face is still soooooooooooooooooo unattractive. like a skull with hair. i don't see how her face can be that thin if the rest of her is not dying emaciated, just slightly underweight. maybe she had fat removed from her cheeks?
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Nasty, sickly legs. Victoria Beckham was sooo much better looking before she became under weight. I used to think she was the pretty one in the Spice Girls aside from her pug nose. If you want to see some great legs, try Kate Hudson who also has a nice butt and abs.
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Get this woman a Whopper.. or 2...
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pig face plain and simple.
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of course you can see the muscle in her legs she has almost no body fat!!!!!!!!! that's just straving muscle underneath that malnourished skin. Her legs freak me out, actually the fact that she worshiped is freakier. Nice legs have to have some kind of fat on it, but the worst part is that ass!!!!!!!!! god please put some baggy pants on her!!!!!!!!
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shes a skinny fake plastic slut but i would love to fuck the absolute shit out of her! couldnt think of a more satisfying feeling than emptying the contents of my ball bags up her tight little butthole while squeezing her fake plastic tits!!! fucking slut! posh? wouldnt look so fucking posh with a big cock up her butthole!
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i rather like her nose.
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I actully do really like victoria beckhams . i was watching an interview she was having and i dont think she deserves the bad press she gets YES she is too skinny and YES her nose isnt her best feature but other then that she is a pretty girl . And for the people who sed that beckham made her famous u obviously dont no the ful story coz she made him the big star he is today as when she met him not alot of people even had heard of him , she was in a pop group that was going well at that time so everyone became intrested in that couple !!.
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she has the perfect legs i love here sow mutch she is the number one
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shes gorgeoussssssssssss i love her
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bitch at me all you like ut ya gotta admit deep down you think those are one hella pair of legs. i mean come one she is a dried up old cunt with a piggy but she has slight muscular and skinny legs!!!
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A mutt.
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She has great legs and you're all jealous. There's nothing wrong with her face at all. She might need to fire her hairdresser, but that's abotu it. She doesn't have Chritina Ricci-esque bobble head syndrome, because she's just slightly underweight for her build not emaciated. Why don't you all post your pics so we can get a look at your ugly faces too....
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That's hot, baby!
All legs should be like those...
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She's way too thin. The reason her legs aren't horrible is cause they're toned... but when you have 0% body fat... you look toned because you can see your muscles whether they're built or not. Her legs are fine... its the rest of her thats scary. Her face! I mean if she gained some weight her legs would still be fine... you know? Her butt, arms, face freak me out. Her nose is just so unfortunate lol.
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*considered hot
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Sweet body.
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