sounds like a very conflicted young lady
"Professional dancer" trying to get into the "entertainment" industry
no she won't sleep with someone for 3 million
but she is "down for anything (most things) anytime anywhere"

pic 5...

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!

*presses hands firmly on both eyes, to stop the bleeding*

What were you thinking??!!!!

Phred:
She says she from North Jersey but it looks more like Staten Island to me.

Delusional, this girl - if she thinks she's a real model. I would suggest she scroll down and check out that Argentinian chick. That's what a model's body is supposed to look like.

Anyway, I figure she can get some gigs in the black dude booty mags.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Actually John raised a good point: professional dancer and entertainment industry = lap dancer. Now, that I could see so long as it's dark enough in the club.

are you sure they weren't telling you you look like STEVE Longoria

I have to admit, I like the pic with the car...I see it in a hardcore fitness mag. This girl has a gymnasts body and needs to be in the right environment to be appreciated...she isn't a super model type for sure. Bad cloths for the most part -try a new portfolio with better representation/stylist.

Dear Phred

I almost wept while reading your eloquent summation of this wildabeast. I love you.

um....i dont know what to say...im confused? whats up with page 5??

this chick is TORE up from the FLOOR up.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! Angelfood! How could you? Just when everything is going along nicely and cunty mcgee melitzfuck is getting some consistent insults you come along and give her some hope! She was probably reading down the posts and she was starting to think twice about shoving the next donut into her fat face and thinking about maybe plucking her sideburns but then you confuse her by throwing her crumbs of pity. ALAS!

She is kind of... thick.

Both of the pics on page 2 remind me of the movie Flashdance. Now...that is not a good thing because that movie sucked.

Her boobs are ugly shaped and her face looks hideous.

She must be a shitty "dancer"! She can't even afford to go to the beauty shop and get waxed!

What's that scabby stuff on her elbows and back of her legs?

Hate the makeup, you would look alot better more natural. Your face is decent... just lose some weight. Def. NOT eva longoria lookalike and HELL NOT supermodel material. Looks like some agency has taken you for a ride and probably made alot of money from you too.

Peace & Love

she looks like prince

Nope, it's sand. It's on her ass, as well.

NASTY...
JERSY GIRL...MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT...
LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OFF OF "BLADE RUNNER"...

CAUTION!!! "MAY CATCH AIDS IF STANDING TOO CLOSE"

Suzanne...I could say it this way...go to the skanky fitness mags with all the other tranny bitches....I basically said her makeup, clothes, posing, and body sucked and she in no way would ever make it as a model...EXCEPT in a fitness mag...her body on 4th page last pic IS a gymnasts body type...guess I just don't feel bastardly enough today...

Former linebacker?

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Another candidate for the prestigious---

""" I have the roberto carlos thunder thighs campaign""""

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW, this chick is THICK as ever. Her tummy is AWFUL! And her thighs look like sausages coming out of her booty shorts. MMMM, next!

Former steroid addict?

Pretty, especially the second photo on page 3. But, that last one is just hideous.

"NO I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE lol."

im makin moves....whats good with him?

we can do whateva... que te gusta..

so whats good....

we gonna get fly together meli? im type nice.. ask about me

Girl you're hot for some peeples tastes, but unfortunately not model material. Your build is so wrong for that....

#55 Tragic

You serious, dude??

Peeps, we have code red here!! Someone pour a bucket of cold water on Tragic, quick!!

damn, she's the female version of prince. shit

The first picture is good and I thought she was nice but the others pics are discusting and she is not beautiful at all.Of course she can't be a model......

she's attractive.

Anyone can get work as a "model". Because there are a million horny bastards out there that are willing to buy a camera, pay a girl to take off their clothes, and claim to be a photographer. You don't even need an agent/manager or anything.

This girl should go see an agency so when they tell her she's way too fat and ugly to be a big time model maybe she would believe them. In the mean time she can keep tricking herself into thinking eventually she'll make it because horny dudes still want to take her picture.

Gross

i like her a lot not really that last picture but i do like the rest. it's funny how any girl whos THICK is fat to you bastards, i like something to hold onto ;) if you know what i mean. she probably looks better than most of these guys girlfriends writing on this you bastards. either way i like her style and those thighs WoAh wanna get my hands on those you can tell shes a dancer (dont know what type but def. a dancer).. STOP TALKING SHIT JUST CUZ ALL YA LIKE SKINNY ASS GIRLS WHO YOU CAN SEE THERE FUKIN RIBS POPPING OUT WITH BOOB JOBS... Dude!!!!

She's cute...but too thick. Work out a little bit more on the tummy and midsection. Your personality is boring as hell though.

No. Just no. The only good photo is the the last one on page 3.
Seriously, put some clothes on.

Holy SHIT! I've seen this chick dance. No fucking shit. Hahahaaa! Hey man, the pictures suck. She's pretty frickin' hot in person. The body is tight, she wears too much makeup, but hell, this ones a keeper.

She is quite unfortunate looking lol. I mean truly lol. Her answers are also pretty stupid lol. I also find her use of the acronym lol distracting lol.

NEXT!

DAMN! i saw this girl dance in Rome, italy last yr! a lot of these pics dont suit her well but dam did i want a piece of that when i saw her in person... trust me you would too and she can defit. work the stage, HELL SHES MAKING MORE MONEY THAN ME!

i think it's a money issue. Celebrities have all that money to get the best photographers stylist etc. also airbrushed and so on so it'll be ashame if they don't look hot, she's just starting out so of course shes not going to look as hot as them but for not so great photographers i think she look good, i'd do her before i do ANY of the other bastardly ladies. SHIT i'd wife that, i think shell make it then when she can get those photos everyone will swallow their rude comments.1

She's not really fat but her thighs and hips are huge- that could be considered good or bad, depends on who you're talking to...not a bad looking face though, should stop trying to be so "chic" and "trendy" in the pics and just go for classic pretty. Some of the pics just look trashy.

I don't know about wifing that arnold...im not saving no broad for the forseable future but I would crush, definitely...

Tori...refer to post 63...plus shes probably has that spanish/english combo accent... i duno, sh!ts sexy to me...

But like I said Meli...im doing big things, makin moves...once i get this can collecting gig up and runnin...u already know...get with the hero

I wouldn't wife that arnold...i'm not saving no broad for the forseeable future but I would crush that, definitely...

Tori refer to post 63...plus she probably has that spanish/english combo accent... i duno, that sh!ts sexy to me...

But Meli like i said...im doing big thing, making big moves...once i get this can collecting gig up and runnin after college... u already know...

15 cents a can in New york! thats cake!!!! we livin lavy...

What kind of dancing do you do?
I am thinking stripper, lots of men think big muscular lower halves are nice, I am sure she could squeeze the shit out of any guy riding her with those thighs. They aren't fat, they are all muscle. The angles of most of the photos are bad too, make her look short and dumpy.
You need a makeover, new photog and maybe then try again?

I thought she was pretty cute...until the second picture on the 4th page.

*shudder*

her whole body shoulda been wrapped like a fucking mummy, in that plastic caution tape.

this is what happens when men tell a woman is told she is model material. its a lie just to fuck you. that awful smell isn't new jersey, it's your minge.

HaHa! Another Hispnaic who thinks there's a difference between Hispanic, Puerto Rican and Dominican- all Hispanic, ya spic.

ANOTHER WHITE IGNORANT WHO SHOULD BE SHOT TO DEATH #79... SHES HOT

#62 Nancy(the original) HAHAHAHA BITCH YOU UGLY AS HELL! YOU THE LAST PERSON THAT SHOULD BE ON HERE TALKING ABOUT ANYONE!

SHES SEXY 2 ME!

Thick and stumpy, dumpy ass UGLY bitch!

She looks so vulgar and disgusting. She is the polar opposite of a natural beauty.

I'll bet she even sleeps in make-up. She truly is gross. She'd be a good porn star though. I doubt she'd be a good actress (probably female Keanu Reeves) and a bad model and a terrible, terrible singer.

I think she is quite talentless and just wants to be in the entertainment industry for the cash and atention.

I can't get over the vulgarity of her face and body. Shudder

Oh God, I just saw the second pic on page 2.

IT'S A MAN!!!!

OH JACKSON, HOW COULD YOU BE FOOLED!!!

MAN I TELL YOU! MAN!

sorry bitch ur jst too short to be a model u look 4ft somethin i mean look at karolina kurkova that is a what u call model u kno superlong legs round 5 ft 11. and u dnt look any where near miss longoria. she dnt look indian like u do.

Holy Shit! Take an AK-47 to the stylist. I hope this is not your modeling portfolio. Fire your manager ASAP.
86 the blue eyeshadow and the frizzed out hair. Drop about 15 pounds - your legs are muscular but way too thick.
I think you could be attractive but these shots are overwhelmingly scary.

Attractive? Lol, Fat more like, but if she lost weight, she'd lose most of her boobs and end up with saggy skin. this is a lost cause. Another name we'll never hear of. And rightfully so. I won't bother to wish you goodluck with your modelling career, cos there really is no point, you're not model material.

Sure you're willing to take off all your clothes, but that's not what makes a model.

You have to look the part and unfortunately for you, you just don't have it. Eva Longoria? Wash your mouth out with soap. Sounds like wishful thinking on your part.

Won't sleep with grandpa unless you want to? What a cop out. So you really mean yes, you will don't you? Just when you want to. "not right now grandpa, this afternoon, after you've been to the bank and after I've had another doughnut!"

Also, you have an awful skin colour. I hope that's not your natural colour. Never seen a person with such a glowy orange colour like yours.

Also, second picture, page 4? Were you a man by any chance? Your frame is so masculine, shoulders are so broad and your face looks a like Michael Jackson's.

Now go and put some clothes on, you dirty little girl. Talk about giving oneself airs.

How tall is she? Just wondering.

Crack Whore. I think she meant "she'll go down on anyone" not "she's down for anything". I glad Moe or Jackson misspelled her name. She comes off as a BITCH and looks like a cheap hooker. In the good pictures. In the bad pictures she looks like that tranny Divine from the John Walters movies.

red beans and rice didn't miss her! But maybe cut down on them a bit and slender up cause you have great muscle tone.

her stomach is so unattractive (like that picture in the first page) ewww......

It lookie cold.

i like the pic on page five with the caution thing. awesome idea. :)

ummmmm...........no.

She needs to shave that beard of hers. It looks like she's carrying 2 liter bottles in that stomach of hers. She'd be a good cleaning lady.

damn thick...better this than aneroxic bitches.

Anon: looks like sand.

Soriascis or Shingles or Scabbies maybe?

She's all reading this going, "Oh don't hate me because I am generic! it's not my fault my daddy was a teamster and bought me all the dolls and clothes I wanted. He paid my brother's way through college but he told me I'd have to earn my money on my back!

So I looked at my back (picture 2) but I still don't get it! And mommy won't tell me, she just keeps scrubbing the kitchen floor on her knees and sobbing and looking at her old cheerleader picture!

So here's my photos you bastardly readers, if i put on pale lipstick you can't see how janked my lips are and I use the Long Island trick of trying to make my nose dissappear because otherwise it is so huge it blocks out the sun.

But, I do have boobies! Look! Boobies! Now give me money!!"

Oh god, more generic answers. Every girl tries to come up with something original... but everytime it ends up sounding like the firl before her.
Anyone can be a model if you invest your life and thousands of dollars into a portfolio. But it doesn't mean you'll get a single job. I've seen "professional dancers" on 'so you think you can dance'. They suck and the judges are always telling them to give people their money back. I'm sure that rings true in you as well. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Those people are probably getting ripped off!

Maybe she should submit her photos to the PussyCat Dolls?

I WANNA DO HER WIT JUST THAT TIE ON! OW! HAAH

shit...why does the latin one have to be fug?

#80 yea maybe she should go somewhere where they don't only want white bitches on the shit... anytime i c sum1 with any type of color they get harsh comments but when a white boney bitch with fake ass blonde hair and fake ass boobs comes on it's ok... w/e get a life i bet all the niggaz (oh wait wait.... WIggers) writing on this shit look like fukin lards and have ladry ass wives and girlfriends if they have any... Her body is hot of course only to a hispanic or a black male because we like our girls to be thick and not just fukin bones looking like some anorexic animal... SHE LOOK GOOD AS HELL.. it's 2006 juniper get over the childesh ignorance.

hahaha model? ur short as a mutha round 4ft sumthin? doesnt mean if u hav big boobs u shud model. karolina kurkova ring a bell round 5ft11 super long legs something ul neva have. and eva longoria? dnt kidd urself.

The last picture reminds me of Latoya Jackson and I've never been sure that Latoya is really a woman. I'm pretty sure it used to be a man.
You have fat hips and thighs so if you get everything you want, I would suggest going to Jenny Craig ASAP because you "want" to lose 20 pounds.
I think you are concieted and I hope that someone knocks the fuck out of you to put you back in your place!
You are a worthless piece of shit and mark my words, "you will NEVER be anything more then the piece of trash your currently are!"
Why don't your go get an education and try to use your brain rather then your nasty body to get you somewhere in life.
This has got to be one of the worst ones yet!

Conceited? I doubt it, poor girl... Perhaps it's an emotional defence mechanism... People with an attitude problem often have led difficult lives, and I think it woul dbe safe to say that this poor girl here has suffered similarly. It's not her fault, it's the way she grew up. Trying to get somewhere using her body possibly seemed like the easiest way to get anywhere. An education requires commitment and dedication, skills this poor girl did not have the chance to develope, growing up in the circumstances she did.

not too shabby to me.

i'd like to shave her eyebrows off

And you bastardly always tell me latina is the best, hahahahaha

Also you're neck is so short, it makes you look very stocky. You can't be considered pretty with such a short neck. Should've been long and slender like a normal woman's. Makes your boobs seem too close to your face, which is just weird.

Jackson/Moe, how could you embarrass this poor girl by posting her pics on here? I'm sure she had no idea how horrendous she looked. Oh well, all's well that ends well. At least now she knows the truth and can move on, but what a horrible way to find out... Pity.

Roll her around in some flour fry her up & I'll eat that little fajita.

tut tut tut... *still looking on with dismay*

What's up with the rainbows of eye shadow? Jesus. I'm still seeing the afterimages, like when you stare at a flame for too long and then look away.

so anyone can be a model?

Looks like Janet Jackson on the first picture.

LOL

fug.

EVA LONGORIA?! riiiiiiiiight.

Aite....The Caution tape picture with the Diana Ross hair was a little scary on the eyes.