26 Scandalous Comments

That crazy wig makes her look milfy. I hope she's lactating! I'm parched.

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 6:14pm

Her breasts aren't on the big side anymore. She dieted and exercised them away, so I'm sure this is just one of the many things airbrushing and computer enhancement did for her here.

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 6:42pm

^^ I think you're going to have to prove it.

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 7:12pm

yeah prove it hotmoma

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 7:26pm

her lips look like hell

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 8:08pm

agree with hotmoma i didn't know what caused jessica mania. but i often don't 'see' things and my spelling sucks so what do i know ??? :)

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 9:16pm

I think jessica's sex appeal is way overhyped by the media. yeah, she's attractive, but if she is so damn hot, then why did no one notice when she came out as a singer before? the connections she made through her father and show are getting her a lot of extra attention.

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 9:40pm

Get your own Team Fire Crotch t-shirt

http://alligotwasthistshirt.blogspot.com/

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 10:17pm

jessica'll look cute and "fairly" non-virgin in a while...that's more then we can hope for most celebrities...like all other girls like her lindsay is fucking who she wants...we have no problems with it...

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 5:03am

....meanwhile big steve will be hanging with these cats in Ulan Bataar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYu-IGTYNPk&search=mongolians

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 5:18am

That's about as hot as a "Got Milk" ad.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 11:14am

Nice boobs. Awkward face.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 12:55pm

She looks good here.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 1:47pm

She's freaking hoooot

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 2:15pm

She has something very very artificial about her face. Looks way too plasticky most of the time like a badly made factory doll.

Saturday, June 17th, 2006 @ 5:11pm

I'd pee in her butt.

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 12:21am

pic of her recently have a completey effing different nose.. either she had a nose transplant or photoshop went into overdrive for this cover.

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 3:19am

SHES HAD:

1. boob job because when she lost weight they drooped really badly
2. An eyebrow lift to make her eyes look bigger
3. Lips plumped
4. nose contoured..

but i still love her.

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 8:03am

Wtf...I liked her nose and lips much better before. And the hair too. She doesn't even look like herself anymore, and it's not an improvement. And one of her breasts looks significantly bigger than the other and I don't think it's a shadow. Her surgeries didn't turn out as well as her sisters'.

Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 10:46am
Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 4:57pm

Jessica simpson got noticed for shit! she is so annoying and I'm getting so tired of her dumb bimbo ass!!!!!!

Friday, June 30th, 2006 @ 2:29am

I always wondered who was that girl.
hum, who is she by the way ?
she's known for what ? singing ?

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 6:52pm

Last nite, I found some pictures of her from 1999. I wanked hard, and then blew all over her tits whic is an achievement for me since I weigh over 280lbs. It was such a nice treat before bed. Shes always been hot though I prefer her long blonde hair.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 9:34am

I don't see the big fuss about this chick. She's just average. I've had two kids and I look better than her. My tits are bigger too. And they're real.

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 6:43pm

and I hate her eyes. dead looking

Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 9:41pm
Sunday, June 18th, 2006 @ 4:59pm

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