Bastardly Breaking News! Kirsten Dunst eats a sandwich
Posted on Friday, June 16th, 2006 @ 2:35pm by Jackson
Someone should give Kirsten Dunst some of Jennifer Love Hewitt's Koo Koo Roo because the chick needs to get some meat on those bones. Let's hope she didn't skim on the tip because we already know that Kirsten is a cheapass!!!| 13 Bastardly Comments »
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She's cheap because she has to pay quite a bit of money to keep the media and government from revealing that she really is a cave troll......
Overrated, snaggletoothed, pasty-faced troll...
Her teeth are so bad... check out the pics of her at Cannes!
Ugly butterface troll
re: the second pic page two. ah did the guy just pay her for a bit of 'service' ???
hmm waht's the hatered of kirsten based on ?? no i haven't seem her act etc. ok i'll go back to living under a rock land *now*.... :)
She needs a good grudge fucking....I'd piss in her ass.
Nasty.
Finally she eats, well only for the camera at least...
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Almost got a peek at the heater there.
blech
and also should i start using the the phrase 'the heater'???? ha ha... :)
Maybe she like a nice thick creamy cum shake to complete the meal? Nice legs baby.
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