Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel walks her dog
Friday, June 16th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Okay, Jessica Biel's dog would eat and shit out Jessica Alba's dog and then proceed to rip apart Kate Bosworth's dog.
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aww she has poop bags attached to the leash. she is probably the one...can i even call her a celebrity?...that doesn't pay someone to pick up her own dog's poop, or just leave it there. that dog is fucking scary though. she should get a cute littly doggy.
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what is it they say about dogs and their owners?
she is hot but i hear she is kind of a bitch
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I wonder if the fact that Jessica Biel walks her dog past it is a selling point for that house for sale? It would be for me.
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She looks great to me. Fit and healthy, too. I'm surprised she doesn't get more love on this site.
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yeah all toned and fit. Nice.
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She looks like a man.
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Which one is Jessica?
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She is desperately trying to hold back the weight gain. You know she's gonna be a fat one.
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No way she is a fatty, or going to be. Did you see her in Blade 3? I'd let her beat my ass every day.
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yea the dog is fitting for her, they're both quite muscular
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Does she look manly because of her muscles?
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[...] Remember kids, if you want to be toned and fit like Jessica Biel, be sure to properly warm up and stretch prior to exercise! Except, if you are hot like Jessica Biel, then please wear some tight stretchy pants rather than whatever the hell Jessica is teasing us with today. [...]
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she adopted the dog from me.
dog's name is Tina.
I'm proud of Jessica 'cause she rescued a dog instead of buying one!
Here is Tina as a puppy at my house...just out of Downey shelter:
http://static.flickr.com/30/96107627_360b5c84ba.jpg
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[...] We’ve seen Jessica Biel do it all from working out, walking her dog, eating a sandwich, doing her stretches, and walking her dog again. Now as we see Jessica after doing some shopping she’s able to talk on her phone and search for her keys at the same time! Unbelievable! What will Jessica Biel do next!?!?!??! [...]
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[...] - Alyssa Milano - Jessica Biel - Rachel Bilson - Jessica Biel…again. - Kate Bossworth - Rachel Bilson…again. - Rachel Bilson…and again. - Mariah Carey - Jodie Marsh [...]
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What is it with stars and their freaking UGLY dogs??
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I would sex that dog if she would let me suck her asshole
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I'd pleasure her so much if I had the chance she would freak. SHE keeps it real.
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that is a gorgeous dog...I bet they will think twice about acosting her! Obviously purebred and manners enough to be well behaved...
it isn't the dog...it is the training and masters...that make nightmares come true!!!!
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