Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan goes to the beach
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Looks like Lindsay Lohan rolls with an entourage (support the ad!) when going to the beach! She got that one chick to hold her water and she'd probably scratch her ass if Lindsay told her to too! Is it me or does Lindsay's bikini bottom look a little hungry?
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Oh yes first comment! I liked her when she had a body....she use to be cute
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The tatoo says "all employees must wash hands when exiting the toilet"
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This chick's ass (or lack thereof) is absolutely disgusting. I hate it when girls strut around like they're all hot and crap, but the back of their pants sags like a diaper. It's gross. It does make me feel better to know that even tho' I may not have boobies like Lindsay's, I at least have a yummy ass.
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Lindsay's ass isn't that bad but she has ugly, square hips.
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Hahahahaha......that lady there to scratch her ass is her mom! Hahahha....you are probably right though...she probably does scratch any itch Hohan has....ha
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I used to love this bitch when she had a body, she was hot... Like those pics of her in the bikini with wilmer valderama, she was hot back then now she's looking so gross. That assless look is not hot, even though I will admit the boobs are looking great not as big but good.
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Hey...the ass scratcher carrying the water is her mommy....
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I'm pretty sure that's her mom holding her water.
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Wow....I think my corneas are hemorrhaging...Do you guys have a Brown BODY Bag??!! I think this could be the advent of the Brown Body Bag (although if Kelly Clarkson in a bikini didn't incite a brown body bag, I don't know what would)
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"What does that tat say? Not up the pooper - please roll me over if I am unconscious."
ROTFLMAO!
I'm going to use that on friends later, kinda work it in, but I will only give you credit after the chuckles subside, maybe.
Her stance makes it seem like she is hamming it up for the cameras.
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Caliban: Take full license!
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Brown Body Bag...has a nice ring to it. I like yer thinkin', Fonda Blonde!
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With the extensions covering her boobies -- very "12-year-old-boy" looking...
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Oh...and wanted to tell you...one of the more "fun" ads I've clicked on lately? The shaver for men's back hair! When I discovered it wasn't a "joke," I thought -- HEY! That's pretty GREAT!
Father's Day (in US) is THIS SUNDAY!!!
Click from THE BASTARDLY today!!!!
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Cal -- Keep an eyeball out for that ad...it's actually pretty "smart."
Buck -- Hell no! I've got a vag so cavernous and useless and stinky, that I'm negotiating with a commercial real estate developer to turn it into a either a strip mall or a landfill.
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where's her butt?
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pic #3: who stands in front of their mom like that
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I'd hit it if I could get it up.
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im with screech. i'd tap her boney little ass.
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hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahh Crazy Bitches
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pretty OK, just average blah blah blah yada yada!!!! heard it all before. Im going to sleep this whole entire site sucks.!@
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Her tattoo is in Italian and reads "la bella vita"....shouldn't it be "la vita bella"?
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What does that mean bitch?
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why is her belly button so high on her stomach. freaky.
also, aren't these really old pictures? her hair is red now. these were taken when she had her hair dyed brown...
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Hair too black, skin too pale. yuk
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OK.. the fly glasses have got.. to.. fucking.. GO. these bitches look so god damn fucking motherfucking(@#*&!@(#*!@#(*!@#(*&shitingignfuckpisscrap@(#*&!@(& gay. WEAR.. NORMAL.. SIZE.. GLASSES.. THAT.. DON'T.. COVER.. HALF.. YOUR.. FUCKING.. FACE.
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These pics are old...
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lindsay please grow an ass
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her belly is scary =S...
and the lady holding her water is her Mum, Dina.
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I KNEW I'd seen that boy's belly before!!!
It was a previous life... it was 1497... I was in Firenza...I wanted something for my boudoir to distract from the stench of dead corpses from The Black Plague that was lingering through my window... "Mike" said he'd sell this to me for a few lire...but Kathy Medici got her mits on it first...that BITCH!
http://gallery.euroweb.hu/art/m/michelan/1sculptu/1/4bacchus.jpg
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la bella vita...so it seems,Lindsay!
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rotflmao?hahaha that is just funny her ass is littler then mine she dont got no ass at all
and in the frist pic her boobs r poping out like melons.
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what is she doing picking a weage r picking her a** when did she get that fugly tatoo
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She's so freakin pale and hideous hair! But her body (I use the term loosely) is looking less anorexic.
Maybe she found out it ws time to put the coke away
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her body is covered in freckles. it's truly amazing how this woman, or girl, whichever, can loose so much weight yet her tits still are the same size.
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Dang! She doesn't have any ass at all! prolly because of all the men who had bedded her... only 20 but the gravity is setting in.
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really this bikini is way to small for her
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What does that tat say? Not up the pooper - please roll me over if I am unconscious.
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hey bitch... stop trying to pose for candid paparazzi shots... thanks
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"The shaver for men’s back hair!"
I should buy that for my father, my mom shaves his back every summer, at any other time he looks like he is wearing a mohair shirt. I am so glad I didn't take after him in that respect.
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Do you have a problem in that department nodickgirl???
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