World Cup 2006 in Germany & 40,000 Prostitutes
Sunday, June 11th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex

Yes, the World Cup has been going down for a couple days now & up until now, it has been pretty kick ass. I've only managed to catch two matches: Argentina/Ivory Coast & Iran/Mexico. I thought Iran/Mexico could've been better if bloody Iran didn't let two goals go by in the matter of 5mins toward the end. What the fuck? I have a feeling some families are going to Iranian jail & select players will have their legs cut off upon returning to Iran.
Besides the matches, I read somewhere that there are 40,000 whores (mainly from Eastern Europe) who've traveled to Germany JUST to service the Horndogg Community. That may sound like a lot, but keep in mind that prostitution is legal Germany & there are already 400k tax-abiding prostitutes in Germany! With that in hand, remember to practice safe sex---The Bastardly recommends triple bagging your goodies.












Before anyone says it... damn americans, its called fotball and not soccer. We call it fotball cuz... WE PLAY THE GAME WITH OUR FEET. You play rugby, not fotball, ok? Good. >:)
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YES thank you, football please. G000 ENGLAND and robocrouch :D
Umm i think either Brasil or England is gonna win it this year. Dunno, maybe an underdog will surprise us.
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I support England but I don't think it has a chance this year. The winner will either be Brazil or Germany, in my opinion.
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Oh USA is going to win it al, just face the facts
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I love this game!!! Go USA!!! But, I think Germany or England will go all the way. Mexico kicked Iran's ass.
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you dumb americans think the usa will actually win. that`s really pathetic.
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Soccer players are sexy!
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soccer is for frail weaklings that like to run around
and throw their arms up in the air when an opposing player breaths on them
jockeys are tougher than soccer players
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umm ok. nice answer, stupid wanker
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if you ONLY knew how much training they go through. i myself can say that it`s a lot. and as for those just looking for a free kick, they`re idiots, seriously. i would like to see you go through the training that is required. then you wouldn`t be talking
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I love it! I fucking love it!
Legal prostitution that is.
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Who the hell cares what it's called. Seriously. And England is gonna have to show a lot more than their lame performance against Paraguay if they wanna go somewhere. Oh and send Crouch back on the bench, please. I'd rather see Teddy Sheringam lead the offense.
So far, Argentina and Portugal have made a good impression. I'll be watching your Team Usa tomorrow, see how they do. It'd be sweet to see them go further in the competition than England. They would never get over it.
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MANUtdFan:
1. Your club team sucks ass. Fuck Sir Alex and merry gang of wankers.
2. You laugh at us for cheering the USA - but who is really the more delusional - you Englishmen who keep buying into the myth of English football superiority when you haven't done shit on the world stage in 40 years? Let's see after winning the Cup in 1966, you failed to qualify for most of the 70's, got raped by Maradona (twice) in 1986 and made the semis in 1990 only to have Waddle choke it away against the Germans in the penalty, and actually made 2 semis in the Euro Cup tournament (again choking to the Germans on home soil in 1996). Fucking brilliant. You'd think with all the shit talking you football-purist En-ger-land assholes talk you'd actually win something. No wonder you guys just terrorize every foreign country you visit with your hooligan bullshit.. just a way of venting your frustrations at your soccer impotence.
3. By the way, Americans don't give a fuck what you call it. To us it's soccer. We have our own "football", thank you very much.
4. Oh yeah, and just to really piss you off - if the USA's best athletes actually decided to play soccer - the USA would dominate the sport - just like we do any other sport we actually care about.
Have a nice World Cup,
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Holy shit dude.. did you really just say something about England terrorizing every country they visit.. speaking from an American point of view? So uh.. question would be.. have you uh.. read the news lately.. or for the past hmm 30 years maybe.. seen what the US has been up to.. UHHHH.
States can keep their lame football.. They're best at watching homosexual men jump on eachother in pileups.. They have no business in the world cup.. they don't want to be part of the world they want to dominate it. This coming from an American living in the UK I hope the US gets their bootaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay kicked.
GOOOOO ENGLAND!
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Weaklings? This coming from a guy posting on this site over the internet behind a computer screen, rofl.
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What you stupid people don't know is that England, USA and Germany dont have a chance to win the world cup. The USA is full of retards who dont know their face from their arses. England are just too stupid to know the quality in their team. Having Steven Gerrard alone is enough to beat the USA and Germany put together never mind the other 10 players on Englands team.
Yes I agree Americans are fuckin dumb. No body needs to keep on saying this. It kind of speaks for itself when Americans dont even know which country is to the north of them.
Quite blatantly the Czech Republic will win the world cup. Theere too much quality there. Fair enough Brazil is ranked 1st, but they have a poor defence. The Czechs have the best strinke force and the best goalkeeper.
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What are you talking about? Of course England will win, cos if they don't....
GOOOO ENGLAND!
Just to say, it's not Americans in general that are dumb, just the hillbillies, and that's only cos they keep inbreeding and their genes keep getting mutated and that's why they become so dumb. They should just stop making each other become their grandfather-father-uncle-brothers or whatever. There should be a law against that.
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They should load up Tunisia, Angola, Saudi Arabia, Togo and Ghana on a plane AND GET IT TO FLY BACK HOME.
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Victor Von Doom......... These are some simple questions for you. I am sure even you can answer these.
In American "Football" does the ball touch the foot??
Does a hamburger have ham in it??
Do people rest in the "rest room". Its actually called the toilet.
Is the USA just plain stupid????
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Wiseman you dumb fucker, you don't have to root for a team that you're sure is going to win. GOOOOOOO ENGLAND!! And Phred you forgot the rich fucks and catholic fundamentalists scuzzing up the country. But yeah there should be a law against inbreeding in hickville.. that and nascar. If anyone's going to drop a nuke why not blow that shit off the planet and do us all a favor.
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Karamabitch....................did I say I was rooting for anybody? I simply said the Czechs will win it. You are right about one thing, England are full of goo.
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Wiseman...a football game starts with a kick...holy shit...would that include a foot? WTF you are the stupid one! The English call it a loo...WTF is that? A cig is called a fag? All languages have weird words...at least we don't have to cover our politics with an old brawd wearing the wig of royalty!
And you Karmasabitch...you are a perfect example of a propaganda whore...you don't have a clue...I wonder what would happen if the USA called in all the debts most of the world owed it, took away all the aid it gives, pulled all the troops so you stupid mother fuckers would just kill each other and get the shit overwith...and don't even start with the pansies that live to the north...might as well hide in a friggin igloo all day and carve ice puppies...this was about soccer...not politics...get a clue asshole!!!!
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Angelfood.................dont insult the sport football and call it soccer. In American "football" fat retards just run around the pitch with it. It is actually called rugby. The amount of padding those American pussies wear make me laugh.
They are not pansies just because they are ashamed to be on the same continent as Americans.
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angelfood....
"Restrooms…for those with no class…back in the time, there were actual rest rooms attached to the bathrooms when the ladies would be “in disposedâ€
you actually mean that the ladies were too fat like today so that they couldnt get their arses of the toilet.
I am gonna laugh when the Czech Republic massacre the USA today. Oh yeah are Americans really that stupid they have to copy the Czechs beer? The original budweiser is theirs.
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Lame answers Wiseman...and we weren't even talking about soccer...YES! soccer...but your lame ass can only find a way out to head back to the topic we SHOULD have been discussing...actually I don't give a flip about soccer...YES! soccer...and beer has made so many changes in history...is that the best you can do? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm gone...
(now comes the stupid response...so glad I am gone yada yada yada...) ;P
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Your retarded arse can only find reasons to defend the USA. No body likes the country. Face it.
Why are you assuming things about Germany? Do you even know which continent Germany is in??? And no its not in fuckin Africa. Carry on talking out of your arse.
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This it boring. I thought this could be about soccer, but instead, arrogant bastards make it a pathetic cultural clash.
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Perhaps I should break up this dispute by joining my fellow English in flinging tables and chairs through windows whilst bellowing incoherently: OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! That normally works ;-D
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http://www.darmoni.net/etetot.html
and
http://www.darmoni.net/hivertot.htm
i never realized how completely the us has dominated the olympics
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We will win the World Cup, you will see :)
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German.......... keep on dreaming.
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the thing is being held in germany, so they better win!
braaasssil tomorrow, baby!!
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Dr. Victor von Doom,
ROTFL ... thankU.thankU.thankU for such enlightenment! I stopped reading after your comment - finally someone speaking my mind about the English (for the most part).
This comes from a German living in London, can you imagine what I currently have to put up with.
TMH
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I agree Phred, I'm as English as cheddar cheese and jellied eels but I just wanted to lighten the mood cos it's getting a bit agressively patriotic up in here. Cor Blimey! etc.
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ACTUALLY, it is called soccer: http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,420024,00.html
AND, it is the most boring thing to watch. Sorry it is true. I played for about 6 years and it was really fun BUT it sucks ass to watch. Too long and uneventful. I try to watch but it will never be anywhere as good as basketball. And the worst part, THEY STILL HAVE FUCKING TIES.
THIS GOES AGAINST DYNAMIC UNIVERSAL COMPETITIVE SPORTS LAWS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS RULE. HAVE A FUCKING SHOOT OUT OR SOMETHING. HAVE THE GOALIES FROM EACH TEAM HAVE A BEER BONGING CONTEST, GODDAMN SOMETHING. PLAY ANOTHER FUCKING 3 HOURS AND MAKE IT A GAME OF ATTRITION TO PUNISH EACH TEAM FOR NOT WINNING THE FUCKING THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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karmasabitch:
Holy shit dude - did you forget how to read? Or is it a habit of yours to take things totally out of context by taking a "football"/soccer thread and turning it into a rant against US foreign policy? Boooooooring...... I could give a flying fuck about your anti-American political leanings. This is not the place for a discussion of that sort.
Anyway let's address your point:
1. A small minority of English football fans - who call themselves "Hooligans" do start shit at every major football tournament in which the English team participates. They are so bad that the English government and FIFA even have an identification program to mark the really bad ones - in effect barring them from travelling abroad while these tournaments are being held.
2. I realize you hate your country - and you're probably one of these poser- American wannabe-Anglophile wankers like Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna - I'll bet you even sport a really bad faux Oxbridge patois - and the English over there make fun of you behind your back as you sell out your own country to gain the acceptance of these people, right?
Anyway, if the USA went through the qualification process then they have every right to be in the World Cup. And you know what the scary part is? They're only going to keep getting better and better. I'll bet that gets your panties in a bunch doesn't it ?
Moody Hausfrau:
Thank you for the comment. Germany was quite impressive against Costa Rica - but their lack of defense will come back to bite them in the ass. I still think they'll make the semis at least. That home soil advantage is huge and as I have already discussed, the Germans, unlike the English, know how to finish games - that's why they win titles.
Anyway, I spent the summer of 98 in Britain and had a blast (during the France '98 World Cup) - but I laugh when Europeans have the gall to call we in the USA "jingoistic Americans" when I was hearing the English fight songs with references about going to France like they did on D-Day and Waterloo and other crazy shit like that. And of course, the shit hit the fan with the infamous Beckham incident against Argentina - and then to top it all off France won the whole thing !! A dark summer for English football to be sure. I saw that England-Argentina game in Edinburgh with some Scottish friends of mine and they were laughing their asses off when "Spice Boy" got sent off. Another classic English choke job.
And then the media (both in the UK and US) keeps feeding us this bullshit of England as a WC title contender when they haven't done squat in 40 years. When they do something important I'll believe it. Till then all those England fans should just shut the fuck up and enjoy the matches.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Basketball is good to watch but it get to repetitive. Atleast in football quality goals are scored.
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Most interesting to watch:
Basketball (esp. playoffs) tied with Am. Football
Most boring to watch:
Baseball tied with Curling
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HAHA, I watched some curling championshit a few weeks ago. Talk about exciting. It's funny to watch the sports they have on espn2. I watched darts last night. Others are paintball, womens basketball, strong man comp, and the lumberjacks, nascar and car racing. Yes baseball is really boring too. Hockey is almost exciting but the lack of control of puck wears on you. A bit too chaotic.
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I'm an American and I have to say I highly doubt the US will win. Like someone said earlier we care about other sports more and so don't put much money or media into soccer/football. That's a shame too because it's an AWESOME sport. I'm rooting for Germany, S. Korea (the 2002 games were awesome), and Argentina.
But to be honest I'll be happy as long as Brazil doesn't win. That's too predictable for me :)
BTW: 11:44 CZE-2 USA - 0
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Wait, they have paintball on ESPN2? PAINTBALL? I know some people think poker and chess are sports, and should be in the Olympics, but paintball... wow! That's awesome! Manhunt!
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Yay! For paintball!
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Imagine paintball at the Olympics. The UN would shit in its pants!
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Yeah its kinda lame because they have this paintball course set up looking like an American football field with these blow up obstacles to hide behind. I'd rather see some guerilla jungle paintball game with people dressed in camo crawling through mud and shit. Some dude up in a tree sniping and shit. That would be cool.
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god, men are so weird about sports. this is a site with half naked women shown every day, yet these are the most passionate posts.
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Kathryn that's because football's actually worthwhile and 2 cent whores are everywhere you turn. Doom you didn't speak you shit out of your mouth and somehow it ended up on this site. England blew, that score was a joke.. Czechs could win, Germany?? Maybe.. Want to see Brazil tom.. And the US just got their asses kicked awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. GOOOOOO ENGLAND!!!!!!
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http://www.wsex.com/cgi/zshow_bets?43201
2006 WORLD CUP SOCCER - ODDS TO WIN
Outcome Odds
BRAZIL
ENGLAND
GERMANY
ARGENTINA
ITALY
FRANCE
NETHERLANDS
SPAIN
PORTUGAL
CZECH REPUBLIC
SWEDEN
USA
MEXICO
Yeah baby.. GOOO ENGLAND!!
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"Oh yeah, and just to really piss you off - if the USA’s best athletes actually decided to play soccer - the USA would dominate the sport - just like we do any other sport we actually care about."
Nope...you already forgot about Japan sonning american baseball in the WBC?...remember who got their ass handed to em by the Patogonians in Olympics basketball?....it would become a more level playing field...but you're not going to improve on Ronaldhino, Riquelme, Gerrard, Henry etc....it's not happening.
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Tragic Hero.... I agree.
Finally someone with a brain. The fact is Americans will never be able to play football properly.
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What's with all the stereotypes and finalities spewing from peoples mouths. Best think that one over wiseass before you go around calling other people brainless.
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Tragic Hero
Do you actually think the teams the US fielded in the Olympics for basketball or the WBC for baseball were the best American athletes at their positions? What weed are you smoking because it's probably some good shit.
Fact: NBA players could give a flying fuck about the olympics - thus the best NBA team never goes. You have an all-star or two and a bunch of mediocre players who have never played together playing teams who have been playing for years in international competition.
Put team Argentina in the NBA and they struggle to win 30 games.
In baseball the only nation who can give a full bore USA team a run for their money is the Dominican Republic, and even then their pitching is suspect and would probably lose a seven-game series.
Please sit down and do some research before you try me.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Karmasabitch:
Don't you just love getting owned like that? I mean I completely raped your argument and the best you can come up with "you shit out of your mouth?"
Wow. Brilliant. Totally original and utterly, utterly, devastating. I can't continue on.
Game. Set. Match. DOOM
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Hey Wiseman and Karmasabitch
Try this on for size.
If the ping-pong balls placed England in the USA's group - they wouldn't get out of the first round. Hell, even Ghana would give them a game.
They'd lose to Italy and probably lose to the Czechs. In case you football retards, which you are, don't follow football - very few people picked the USA to come out of that group - why? They are notoriously bad on the Continent and they are in the second toughest group in the tournament. Italy is Italy - and if push comes to shove they can always revert back to catennacio, which basically guarantees them a quarter-final berth everytime at least. And then you have the Czechs who are always class and when on, make deep pushes into tournaments - or have you numbnuts already forgotten Euro 96, or that Nedved is one of the top 5 players in Serie A, Rosicky was the man at Borussia Dortmund and the rest of the team is stacked with cagey vets from the best European leagues.
As to Rosicky - that second goal was ridiculous - and now you Highbury wankers will get the chance to hyperventilate over him next season.
Wiseman, you perhaps the most ignorant sonofabitch I've had the mispleasure of reading on these boards - and considering some of the winners that post on here - that's actually quite scary.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Haha.. Dr Von Flamer, saying you were spewing shit should be reason enough for my lack of a response. If you're going to talk smack out of your ass what's the point.. I can rant about whatever the fuck I want to, you're ranting about your nonsensical bullshit so you make that pretty apparent. If you don't want to talk politics then shut the fuck up. And as far as hating my country, mmm .. tut tut flamer. Stereotypes are never a good way to go, especially if you want to be taken seriously. Might want to look that up on dictionary.com next chance you get.. That and hyperbole, you seem to have a problem with both. "terrorizing every country they go to" hahaha. FuckinA.
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hahahah youre such a fucking fag
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I'm going to rip that one off of you just because you're such a dumb fuck.
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Whew god damn makes me feel almost as gay as if I were sporting a homemade star trek uniform.
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To-Dr. Victor von Doom
Manchester United does not fucking suck. We might not have had a good season this year but that doesn`t matter. And seriously, shut the fuck up. Football is the world`s sport and no one gives a shit about your "football" because it shouldn`t even be considered a sport- fucking men piling on top of eachother. How interesting! pshh don`t even start with me. I was laughing my fucking ass offf when you got raped by the Czech Republic. You deserve it, after being so fucking cocky. If you wanna be cocky, have something to back it up with. Now I REALLY don`t care who wins that World Cup, as long as it`s not the US. But i`m still cheering for Brasil and England.
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(American) football and soccer ("association football") both evolved from the same roots. There is no need to get snooty.
And why does the governing body not have any names besides the French one? "Association Football International Association", anyone?
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WBC team had A-Rod, Jeter, Clemens, Damon etc. and played against mediocre players and still struggled and were beaten...some of Japans best players like Hideki weren't even playing...Dominican Republics best player was playing for the U.S...you have more excuses than a pregnant highschool b1tch.
The Olympics team had Wade, Bron (best at his postion), Duncan(best as his postion), healthy Amare, AI, Marion etc., a hall of fame coach...mind you the other teams barely even had NBA caliber invidual players...as for not giving a fuck about the olympics...none of the players are forced to be there...so they obviously give a sh1t...
The playing for years together argument is garbage also...that didn't help international teams in 00 when US won gold...that team wasn't leaps ahead talent wise than the 04 team...but now that they lose, it's because they didn't have enough slumber parties at Wades house to bond and get to know each other...fukk outta here...I play pick-up ball in Central Park and it doesn't take me no more than 10 minutes before I acclimate to teamates and oppostion players i've never met before in my life...
all the "if this, if that and the other" dead that...they got their asses handed to em...shut the fukk up...stop whining and give Patogonia and the rest of the world it's props...
"Put team Argentina in the NBA and they struggle to win 30 games."
They would finish with a better record than the Knicks, Raptors and Hawks...it's all about fundamentals...and you need to stop listening to the media and all the BS about foreign players not being able bang down low and the like...watch the games...these are not the same teams from 92...they show no fear...
"In baseball the only nation who can give a full bore USA team a run for their money is the Dominican Republic, and even then their pitching is suspect and would probably lose a seven-game series."
Why are you always repeating what you hear in ESPN page 2?...are you google debating me man?...we're talking international competion like the World Cup, not seven game series...MLB is the deepest league with talent that could sustain them for a 7 game series...but DR would still beat they asses...fukk what Bill Simmons wrote...
To get back to the original point...american best athletes playing soccer WOULD NOT DOMINATE...I don't give a fukk if they had BALCO helping them.
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"you have more excuses than a pregnant highschool b1tch."
hah. classic...
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Tragic Hero
About the WBC:
it was spring training for the US boys - play it again at the All-Star break with a full complement US team and they DOMINATE. Baseball championships are decided in a seven game series, not one game... and in a seven game series - DR would lose to the US - their pitching isn't deep enough. In a one-game format in baseball - anything can happen - so it really isn't a true test of what team is better. I assume you have at least some knowledge of baseball. I mean are you even going to debate that?
About the European/South American teams:
Wow. So yeah, Team Argentina may conceivably be ahead of the Knicks, Raptors and Hawks - but then again most of the teams in this year's NCAA Elite Eight could probably beat those jokers. And your point is? You haven't said anything that refutes my assertion that they struggle to win 30 games - especially in the Western Conference.
They produce some individual talent - but have yet to field a truly great team. As far as I can tell only two guys on Team Argentina play in the NBA Ginobili (who is a legitimate stud) and Nocioni - who other than the Bulls-Heat series was a stiff). Pau Gasol from the Spanish Team, Peja from the Serbian squad and of course the bad-ass German Nowitzki - the rest of the foreign players pretty much suck (and I include Yao in this list).
Face it, NBA players don't give a shit about the Olympics or the Worlds - that's why the European teams will win. Even when they play - they don't care - too much ego and not enough teamwork. Whatever. The Olympics are meaningless - if they were so fucking good they would all be dominating the NBA and not the small minority they are.
About soccer:
If the US were a soccer country - it would most certainly dominate soccer. Think of all those kids who play basketball, hockey, wide receiver or baseball picking up a soccer ball. Sheer numbers = enormous talent pool = the secret to Brazilian success. And if you add the resources the US would be able to throw at the sport. Are you kidding me?
Look how fast the US has risen in the world game - today's result notwithstanding - but seriously - anyone who thought the US was going to breeze against the Czechs knows squat about football.
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Karmasabitch:
Please note that you have yet to address any of my points. Instead only resorting to infantile insults - wholly unoriginal ones at that. Surely a titanic intellect such as yours could come up with something better. I mean if you are going to try and mock me, do it right.
Game. Set. Match. DOOM. (Again)
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ManUfan:
You take this 'soccer' / football thing much too seriously. Well, I've been to Manchester, so I kinda understand - it's pretty fucking boring up there - so you tend to become obsessive about trivial shit like soccer matches. Kinda the same way pathetic American men get all obsessive about American football in the autumn.
I especially like how you insult American football as a "homosexual" endeavor - when the most famous footballer in the world is a feminine metrosexual wussbag (Beckham) and yet Americans are given all kinds of shit for saying the soccer is boring. Which, for the most part, it is. I mean who fuck cares about an Everton v. Man City game in mid-season?
Or for that matter who the hell is going to watch the Korea v. Togo match tomorrow?
And yes, Rosicky was amazing and the US played like shit - but please tell me where I said that the USA was going to win. All I said was that England was overrated - the expectations England has of their team is much too high given the results produced on the pitch - and of course that Sir Alex is a douchebag and I hate ManU. As an American I have every right to root for my country's team - and if you don't like that... well you can always ram your fist up your ass.
Enjoy the World Cup,
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Victor von asswipe:
"Please note that you have yet to address any of my points. Instead only resorting to infantile insults - wholly unoriginal ones at that. Surely a titanic intellect such as yours could come up with something better. I mean if you are going to try and mock me, do it right. "
Haha, you just did the same thing in your post doomey. And for the comment on wholly unoriginal infantile insults, what was it you just wrote? What was it? Wait for it..
"As an American I have every right to root for my country’s team - and if you don’t like that… well you can always ram your fist up your ass."
Hahaha. Awwwwww, that was completely original and mature, big round of applause for you! Seeing as I was just being a jackass when I wrote smack like that, I'm hoping you're doing the same, cause if you're being serious and this is how you really go about things, I feel for ya. One more for dictionary.com: contradiction.
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Dr. Victor von Doom-
I know it take it too seriously. For me, football is life and i don`t really care what people think of me. Beckham is one of the most famous footballers in the world, not THE famous and he is metrosexual, not gay. And seriously, the "ram your fist up your ass" was really unnecessary. call me fucking crazy, but i fucking love football and I will go to any lengths to defend it, more than any girl you fucking know, that`s for sure
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Well Folks, I hate to bring this up, after all the nasty banter...but Italy and the US tied, and a tie is a tie. Italy should have spanked the US, especially with only 9 players on the field and having the Latin American ref in their pocket. Its gonna be an interesting last game between the checks and the italians, and between the US and Ghana. If Ghana plays the way they have been, I really dont think the US will have a prayer.
VR
LTV
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ouch. i think you just started Bastardly War #9809712
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and i never said soccer wasn't popular
(there is no accounting for taste)
i said soccer players are weaklings
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What you stupid people don't know is that England, USA and Germany dont have a chance to win the world cup. The USA is full of retards who dont know their face from their arses. England are just too stupid to know the quality in their team. Having Steven Gerrard alone is enough to beat the USA and Germany put together never mind the other 10 players on Englands team.
Yes I agree Americans are fuckin dumb. No body needs to keep on saying this. It kind of speaks for itself when Americans dont even know which country is to the north of them.
Quite blatantly the Czech Republic will win the world cup. There's too much quality there. Fair enough Brazil is ranked 1st, but they have a poor defence. The Czechs have the best strike force and the best goalkeeper.
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That was some funny shit to witness.
Anyway, I think Team Usa has a chance if they play their best football at each game.
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Just for the record...the hamburger is named after a place not a piece of pork...would that be the same for Hamburg, Germany? Actually the mix of Russia tartar made in the ports of Hamburg...
Restrooms...for those with no class...back in the time, there were actual rest rooms attached to the bathrooms when the ladies would be "in disposed" - that might be a little too high class for your ass Wiseman. Unlike quite a few European countries that prefer to dig a huge hole in the ground and cop-a-squat! Let's see here...I believe in Germany all you have to do is turn your back to a crowd and you can shit in public...wonderful...that is a real "one up" on the USA for sure...fuck you Wiseman!
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Hey, the Turkish, Italian, Spanish and a few others have worse and more hooligans than we (english) do. Spain's been the worst lately with all its racism on top of it.
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P.S. Go czech republic :D
rosicky was AMAZING!
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The USA must have had a prayer. For Italy to score an own goal.
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HAHAHAHA
yeah moe i'm feeling froggy
just got off a southwest flight
worst fucking airline in the world
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who the hell do you think you`re talking to? it`s FOOTBALL, you dumb piece of shit, go to school. FOOTBALL is the world`s sport. The World cup is the most watched sporting event in the world so obviously more people agree with ME than YOU.
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a lot of people agreed with hitler too
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